TRIBUNAL!
I missed the first half of this wank so forgive me if it doesn't seem complete.

Avon is a popular teen messageboard. -Krissie-, one of the members, is a bit of a Big Name Poster there, but recently she's been under fire for apparently lying about her life.

Quite some debate and fights go on about her authenticity (is she really a singer? Does she really have a daughter? Does she work? etc). The posters and admins of Avon decide to hold a tribunal about Krissie.

Yes. An OFFICIAL tribunal. Just so there "aren't any unwarranted personal attacks against her".

Some time later the tribunal returns, with the verdict :

Guilty.

Turns out there is an adoption article that "exposes" Krissie as a fake..

Of course, more mud-slinging happens, with Krissie coming by every once in a while to defend herself, and many of us going "WTF do we need a TRIBUNAL for?".

Stay tuned.