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Nevada Fighter ([info]nevadafighter) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-04-13 04:35:00
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Current mood:energetic

Bored, so . . . here's some wank!
It's a real simple, sad story. not_useful was defriended by saphreanth for reasons unknown (although looking at not_useful's journal for more than two seconds is a pretty good indication why.

So not_useful apparently friends saphreanth's ENTIRE friends list just to tell everyone how much saphreanth sucks.

Beware before you click; not_useful's vocabulary consists mostly (okay, completely) of telling people to "FUCK OF!!!1!! ALL OF YOU!!!??!?!?"

I'd avoid pokin' this one. There's no reasoning with a creature with no brain. o.O


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[info]mooncalf
2004-04-13 10:11 am UTC (link)
This is kinda beautiful. It's like haiku, in a way. So pure.

I find myself wondering if the OP isn't, you know, an LJ 'bot.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-04-13 10:23 am UTC (link)
Interesting. Someone with even worse internet spelling than I have after three am.

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[info]c_chan
2004-04-13 10:31 am UTC (link)
There's nothing like the sound of a troll at 5:30 in the morning. And smell, but we won't get into that.

I'm very amused at how many times she can use the word "fuck" in a sentence (Someone who can beat me! Joy!). Though it does tend to add color to one's phrases, using it OVER and OVER and OVER again is ANNOYING.

And spelling is a Good Thing. I don't understand how someone can use LJ, but not use the spell-check. It's there for a reason.

God. My eyes hurt from reading all that.

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[info]rachelmap
2004-04-13 12:03 pm UTC (link)
Somebody's gone off her meds.

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[info]mirabellawotr
2004-04-13 01:24 pm UTC (link)
This has got to be an elaborate joke that all those people are in on. Surely to god no one can sustain frothing, incoherent rage that long.

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-04-14 06:30 am UTC (link)
I think we tired it out last night. Yesterday it was posting between five and 10 lines for each response. Now it's down to 1- and 2-line spluttering.

Poor troll.

It really, really hates being offered cookies, my preciousssss. :snort:

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-04-13 01:41 pm UTC (link)
Iconlove! XD

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[info]cleolinda
2004-04-13 01:51 pm UTC (link)
I@VE ALREADY SAID BEFORE, I DON@T FUCKING CARE THAT SHE DEFREINDED ME, I JUST WAS BORED AND WANTED TO TELL YO UPEOPLE WHAT SHE REALY WAS OK?!?!?!

Wait, let's look at this a minute... 1) I don't care that 2) she did something completely normal and probably impersonal 3) but I'm not seething with rage because--well, I don't care in the first place, but I don't care so very much that I set up an entirely new journal to... seethe with rage about it, but 4) I want you to know what she "really is." Which is someone who defriended me, which is something that happens to tons of people every day and to everyone at least once. Yes.

The Earth logic, why do I bother?

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[info]smo
2004-04-13 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Is there a jurisimprudence law about using dyslexia as an excuse for lazy typing? Because my sister's dyslexic, and she has never once pulled that shit, because there are mental tricks you can teach yourself to work around it, and also, there's this wonderful invention called spell checking. So FOAD, not_useful, because you're really living up to your name right about now.

Also:

You're just doing this for attention, and you really really really really really need to learn how to spell.

I love whoever wrote that. Madly.

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[info]loki
2004-04-13 04:02 pm UTC (link)
FOAD?

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-13 04:05 pm UTC

[info]c_chan
2004-04-13 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Icon love!

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-13 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-13 09:27 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-14 12:47 am UTC (link)
Augh! Best icon ever!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-04-14 02:28 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-13 04:05 pm UTC (link)

I particuarly love "I@M SO IRRITATING WITH YOU ALL!!!!" for sheer irony. *Dies*

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Irony? Nay...
[info]rachelmap
2004-04-13 04:28 pm UTC (link)
It's merely the truth.

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meshou
2004-04-13 09:12 pm UTC (link)
She's also "disgusting with all of you!"

Hmmm.... Wondering if it's a bot, or someone who knows the sort of thing that makes teh wanker giggle with barely repressed glee. It's almost enough to repress my glee.

*giggle*

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[info]janegraddell
2004-04-13 05:06 pm UTC (link)
There's part of me that's thinking "No way is this person for real." The responses from not_useful are so generic and similar that I'm becoming suspicious. Not_useful isn't really responding to many of the posts, just spouting off the same stuff over and over. It just seems over the top, and deliberately obtuse.

Sadly, though, as much as I would like to think that no one could be doing this for real, my time on the internet has taught me that no matter how idiotically stupid the behavior may seem, there's always someone who isn't doing it for a joke.

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(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2004-04-14 10:14 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-14 04:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2004-04-14 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-14 10:06 pm UTC

[info]conchoidal
2004-04-13 05:57 pm UTC (link)
its kind of like a train wreak. You know you want to stop reading/paying attention but you just can't believe that someone that lame and pathetic is out there and want to see them talk again so you can make sure it's actually happening. I don't even know saphreanth, and I feel sorry for her, even if she is as big as a bitch as not_useful saids.



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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-13 09:26 pm UTC

[info]nicolae
2004-04-13 09:06 pm UTC (link)
...dear God.

"She defriended me!!! SHE'S EEEEEEVIL."

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-13 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-13 11:59 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-13 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Actually, I don't think not_useful's apparent "real" journal was ever friended in the first place...I have a very strong feeling that she's making up the friending/defriending story since I've never actually defriended anyone that I've friended in the first place, but it's makes for the amusing!

- That Paki Bitch a.k.a Saphreanth

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(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-13 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-14 12:13 am UTC
Re: - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-14 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - angeluszion, 2004-04-14 02:38 am UTC
Re: - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-14 02:39 am UTC
Re: - angeluszion, 2004-04-14 02:50 am UTC
Re: - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-14 02:52 am UTC
Re: - angeluszion, 2004-04-14 02:54 am UTC
Re: - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-14 02:55 am UTC
Re: - angeluszion, 2004-04-14 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-14 02:51 am UTC
Re: - [info]c_chan, 2004-04-14 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2004-04-14 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-04-14 06:39 am UTC

[info]sagralisse
2004-04-14 03:33 am UTC (link)
Minor alert: saphreanth is 16 and fallen_memories is 13. I'm guessing that not_useful is also under 18.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-14 03:50 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-04-14 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-14 05:48 am UTC

[info]notapirate
2004-04-14 05:22 am UTC (link)
I love your icon XD especially the bit about baby Thomas Jefferson :)

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(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2004-04-14 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2004-04-14 07:08 am UTC

[info]sidhebastardess
2004-04-14 06:07 am UTC (link)
Gotta be a troll. Still amusing as fuck, though.

Love you too darling!

YOU DON@T EVEN FUCKING KNOW ME?!??! I'm a WOMAN SO ARE YO USAYING YOU@RE A LESBIAN?!?!?!?

Hee hee hee . . . why is it that trolls and wankers always do that one? And yet I still find it funny.

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(no subject) - [info]baskinglizard, 2004-04-15 01:12 am UTC

[info]darkwitch666
2004-04-14 06:45 am UTC (link)

not_useful: just buecases soemoen can fucking spell fucking wrods dosent fucking maek tehm smrat ok dnot tihnkg your fucking wit buecauses your realy not at laset the oterhs aernt just fucking tyring and not bieng fucking lame ok
fallen_memories: What?
not_useful: "//<<6(L9)6>>//"
fallen_memories: Pfft.
not_useful: Tffp
fallen_memories: Nyah.

Is it any wonder this was so much fun to follow?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-14 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-04-14 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-04-14 08:21 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-04-14 08:16 am UTC (link)
Eh, some of the subthreads are somewhat... playful? It looks like she might actually be bored and stirring up shit for amusement.

But, eh.
FUCK OFF I HAVE NOTING LEFT TO FUCKING TO YOU OK!?!?!?!?
...What?

--G.N.

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-14 01:30 pm UTC (link)
'Twas fun while it lasted, but it's friends-locked now...

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