You know, if "yarn snob" is the worst thing tashabear ever gets called on the internet, she should thank her lucky stars. Also, scanning, cropping and posting a diagram isn't the Sistine Chapel ceiling-painting she makes it out to be, but who's counting?

On the other hand, if coflower wanted to bitch about someone on the same community as she was and not suffer the consequences, she really should have friends-locked that post.

Verdict: this court finds both parties equally wanky. Plaintiff and defendant are hereby sentenced to be strung up by the heels with crappy synthetic yarn and poked with crochet hooks until they agree to act like grownups. Case dismissed.