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the last pirate queen ([info]ktnb) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-04-22 08:05:00


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Current mood: annoyed

Yet another [info]knitting wank.
What is it about the [info]knitting community that causes so much wank?

[info]coflower posts to the community asking a question about how to fix the yarn in her current project. Despite her long-winded, swear-word filled ramble, she manages to get a few helpful responses. [info]tashabear even draws her a diagram to explain how to fix her stitches. When [info]coflower bitches about how tight the yarn is, [info]tashabear makes a a throwaway comment about not using acrylic (e.g. cheap) yarn for your projects.

And then the bitch-gloves come off. Some highlights:

"I've been using acrylic yarn for longer than most of you have been alive."

"Fiber snobs make baby Jesus cry."

"Next time I have a problem I won't consult here because yarn snobs really make me want to punch kittens."

"I'm not a snob!" "Are too!" "Am not! No tagbacks!"

The wank continues in various threads as people pop up to defend both [info]coflower and [info]tashabear, along with the usual why can't we all just get along? comments.

[info]tashabear finally decides to leave the sandbox after all the abuse. But literally two hours later, she comes back to the community, linking to a whiny post from coflower's journal and proclaiming that the bitch is back.

Post-wank community entries:

"And I thought Usenet knitters were bad!"

And my favorite:

"Please stop wanking before we get put on LJDrama again!"

Seriously, I thought knitting was supposed to relieve tension, not cause it.



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[info]smo
2004-04-22 02:54 pm UTC (link)
You know, if "yarn snob" is the worst thing tashabear ever gets called on the internet, she should thank her lucky stars. Also, scanning, cropping and posting a diagram isn't the Sistine Chapel ceiling-painting she makes it out to be, but who's counting?

On the other hand, if coflower wanted to bitch about someone on the same community as she was and not suffer the consequences, she really should have friends-locked that post.

Verdict: this court finds both parties equally wanky. Plaintiff and defendant are hereby sentenced to be strung up by the heels with crappy synthetic yarn and poked with crochet hooks until they agree to act like grownups. Case dismissed.

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Punishment
[info]deoridhe
2004-04-22 03:05 pm UTC (link)
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Can I poke them? Please?

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Re: Punishment
[info]smo
2004-04-22 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Have at 'em, Deo-chan!

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Re: Punishment
[info]deoridhe
2004-04-23 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Yaaaaaaaaaay!!! *pokes and prods*

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Re: Punishment
[info]smo
2004-04-23 08:52 pm UTC (link)
*sets up video camera*

Ooh, shiny.

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(Anonymous)
2004-04-22 06:52 pm UTC (link)
Heh.

I misread that as crotch hooks. I was thinking 'well that's rather harsh....although inventive.

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[info]smo
2004-04-22 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Owwwww. No, no crotch hooks, please and thank you.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-04-23 01:55 am UTC (link)
I agree. *winces*

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