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	isntitironic 2004-04-22 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	MY PhD IZ PASTEDE ON YAY (Reply to this)(Thread)

	schuldig 2004-04-22 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	That line... really should have stopped being funny by now. But it hasn't. Bursts out laughing (Reply to this)(Parent)

	apoplexia 2004-04-22 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Must. Fight. Urge. To. Append. This. To. PhD. Ggnrnrnrnnnr. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beccastareyes 2004-04-22 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	That's what Post-it notes are for, dear. And they don't leave marks. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apoplexia 2004-04-23 10:48 am UTC (link)
	MY POST-IT IZ PASTEDE ON YAY! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	PASTEDE ON! deoridhe 2004-04-23 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	MY PE ACH DE IZ PASTEDE ON YAY! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2004-04-22 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, that's right, dear, PhDs do mean shit - TO AN MD. What are they teaching kids in school these days, anyway? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	schuldig 2004-04-22 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	How to tie shoelaces perhaps? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2004-04-23 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	And feel PROUD of themselves for doing it, yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sagralisse 2004-04-23 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Dear Fifteen Year Olds, Plz stop lying about whether you have sex or not. We're not your Mama. We don't care who you screw. We just want to take the fucking x-ray without getting sued. Yours truly, Medical Professionals Everywhere (Reply to this)(Thread)

	c_chan 2004-04-23 04:33 am UTC (link)
	applauds (Reply to this)(Parent)

	random_dent 2004-04-23 08:43 am UTC (link)
	Totally geeky fact - you can get pregnant without having sex. Well, penetrative sex. If ejaculation occurs near the vagina, and they are Very Determined Sperm it can happen. And British doctors have MBchB after their names. (Reply to this)

meshou
2004-04-23 09:24 am UTC (link)

My mom's informed virgins they had STDs before, and it was even part of her job. She's also encountered a few virgin pregnancies. Going through the whole "if you might be pregnant, it can harm the baby," thing actually gets a few of them to admit to it.

If you're ever admitted to an ER and they take a urine sample, they do a pregnancy test automatically, just because people on the whole are stupid/ tend to lie.

In short: It's part of his job to deal with stupid liars everyday. If there were less dumbfucks in the world, it wouldn't be part of his job. Therefore, make his job easier: don't be a dumbfuck.

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	pedantic_celia 2004-04-24 02:10 am UTC (link)
	If you're ever admitted to an ER and they take a urine sample, they do a pregnancy test automatically, just because people on the whole are stupid/ tend to lie. "Do you have an active sex life?" "No...I just lie there." (Reply to this)(Parent)