Current mood:

Mildly Amused

"Never Cry Wolf." "WOLF!!1one1"
Over on the LJ community wolf_lovers, riven posts info on how to donate to the wolf sanctuary where she works.

fidelity_astro doesn't like wolves, and randomly chooses Riven's two week old post to wank in.

What I learned from this wank:
There are wolf apologists, and they're as much of a problem as the wolves.

Wolf meat is delicious!

It's pretty short as wanks go, but the sheer "Huh??" factor boggles the mind.

	lurker32 2004-04-26 02:49 am UTC (link)
	I'm just saying you shouldn't spend your time defending murderers. ...Um, dude, they're ANIMALS. (Reply to this)

	sewingmyfish 2004-04-26 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Maybe a wolf killed a family member? Though, if that icon is him, then little red riding hood looks very different from what I've imagined (Reply to this)(Thread)

	meshou 2004-04-26 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Doubtful. In Europe, there were only 17 confirmed reports of fatalities from wolf attacks in the 20th century, and none in the US. See here. has a wolf nut boyfriend So, I'm thinking "no," unless his mother was a sheep. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gaisce 2004-04-26 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Probably his girlfriend then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iczer6 2004-04-26 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Burrrnnnn. Very nicely done! Cookies all around. Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darthtall 2004-04-26 07:43 am UTC (link)
	nearly chokes to death on a cookie Niiiiiice. bestows un-choked upon cookie (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cjk 2004-04-26 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	This isn't the first time that I've misread the community name as wft_wank... (Reply to this)

	vassilissa 2004-04-27 10:26 am UTC (link)
	assumes for the whole first sentence that this is a wank about Nero Wolfe slash is disappointed (Reply to this)