IMDb Actor's Wank
My first OTF Wank, be gentle.

Being an actor I lurk on and sometimes post on the IMDb Shop Talk Actor's MB and as often happens with IMDb MBs you get your share of winners. Little 14 year olds who desperately want to be stars actresses but can't bother to learn how to spell first.

This week we have a member of the board who thinks he's the next Brad Pitt and goes on and on and on about his potential. Some of the older posters tell him he ain't all that and a bag of chips.

My personal favorite line:

My mama died when I was 11, and I told her that I would be
a Big Star someday, in her honor.

I weep, maybe someday when he's a big star they'll make a biopic and Glenn Close can play his Mama.

Small but amusing.