Bob Barker called. He wants to say, "Stop being on my side; you're making my side look stupid".
You remember me wanking the pro-AR crowd a while back?

Well I'm back with more, only this time, it's from the anti-AR crowd.

I'm a member of the People Eating Tasty Animals message board, but I more or less lurk there.

The main purpose of People Eating Tasty Animals is to mock the AR crowd - PETA in particular. Sort of like Fandom Wank in a way.

Anyways, Awinn makes a post directed to one Hydrotechnix, who's of the opinion that spaying and neutering is wrong and unnecessary.

(Backstory: A few of the members (myself included - my name there's the same as the one I use here) enlighten and educate Hydro about why it's a good idea to fix your pets.)

Unfortunately, Awinn has a rather derogatory way of going about proving how Hydro is wrong in his opinion, including, but not limited to, Hydro's age being an indicator of his level of maturity.

Hydro -

Youre very young so I dont expect you to understand this big picture.

First of all. I just did a speech in my debate class entitled "Mandatory spaying/neutering of domestic companion animals." All the facts come from places like Spay USA and Humane Society (NON AR sites)

America spends 2 BILLION dollars on euthanasia and the costs of doing it EVERY YEAR! 75% of cats will be euthanized, which means only one in FOUR will ever find a home. There arent enough homes to go to the animals. Now - what do you think would heppen if there were 75% less cats even being BORN? Voila, less euthanasia, less costs to taxpayers, etc. With so many 'extra' animals being born, there are bound to be millions of stray animals who are starving, getting hit by cars, getting abused, etc. How do we cure this? SPAY AND NEUTER!

Sterilizing your animal is the only sensible thing to do. This world does NOT NEED more cats and dogs. Be a part of the solution, not the problem. Your post really pissed me off. I hope it was a joke.

Also -

As I type, I have a 5 week old kitten crawling on me. I got him at ONE DAY OLD, he still had his umbilical cord attached. Ive been bottle feeding these guys every two hours, massaging ther butts to make them poop, EVERYTHING. Ive been mother to these kittens becaue why? Their mom, had freakin babies because she wasnt fixed and didnt accept the babies! There were 6 of them, I could only take 2. Which means, 4 were put to sleep. If the mother had bee fixed this wouldnt have happened. Yes, I love the babies and they are going to have a loving home but there are other cats out there who get abused, killed, starved, hurt, ever SINGLE day and until people start taking responsibility for their animals, this will keep happening.

GO FIX YOUR FREAKIN ANIMALS

Spooge erupts as the posters discuss the merits of using age as a yardstick for determining maturity, the validity of which sources to use when creating an arguement, why or why not it's a good idea to spay/neuter your pets and what to do with the offspring should your female animal get knocked up.

Speaking of that last bit, what's Hydro's solution to dealing with unwanted puppies and kittens?

I think I'll let this one speak for itself; there's no way I can top this one:

"And about the puppies....when they're newborns, you can just dig a hole in the ground and bury them. Simple as that! They arn't really alive yet anyway, they cant see or hear or anything, and the mother won't care."

Anyways, as with the other AR wank, it's small and compact, and this time 'round, oh so very wanky.


Let it not be said that the anti-animal rights crowd can't wank with the best of 'em.