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	lurker32 2004-05-03 12:52 am UTC (link)
	"WAH! Why does everybody pick on my religion? OMG U R PRISUCITING ME!!!1" Because nobody ever makes fluffy-pagan or Jewish-mother jokes. Ever. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: frodaish 2004-05-03 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Unheard of! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cjk 2004-05-03 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a bullterrier? A bullterrier lets go eventually. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lurker32 2004-05-03 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	In a word, Oy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2004-05-03 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? Oh, no, don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2004-05-03 04:07 am UTC (link)
	That's not the first time Rhythm made a humorless stink over there on the same subject. She's gonna get banned soon. (I hope.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: frodaish 2004-05-03 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Really? I didn't know. I hate when people ruin a joke like that. If you don't like it, just fucking leave your opinions at the door. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2004-05-04 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Nothing will kill a joke faster than some humorless goof trying to 'educate' you on the wrong you have committed!!1!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2004-05-03 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	What was the last time? (I know I've read it; I just have the memory of a blowfly.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2004-05-04 02:08 am UTC (link)
	It was...er...the last Christian post before this one. I think. It was VERY recent, though, within a day or two. (I aspire to a blowfly's memory) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ashenmote 2004-05-04 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	It was that one: You build the Colisseum (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2004-05-05 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	blinks Actually, I didn't read the comments on that one. I'm glad. What a dick. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	crickets 2004-05-03 05:52 am UTC (link)
	oh_the_ironing is a great user name. /random (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: frodaish 2004-05-03 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	LOL It is. (Reply to this)(Parent)

backfromspace
2004-05-03 07:54 am UTC (link)

Given:
1. The Bible is the verbatim will of God.
2. The New Testament directly contradicts the Old Testament about shellfish, cotton/poly blends, and stoning Sabbath violators.
3. God is infallible.

If #1 and #3, then the Bible is infallible.
If the Bible is infallible, and #2, then God changed His mind.
If God changed His mind and #3, then the Bible is not universal.
If the Bible is not universal, then it does not apply to everyone in all cultures in all time.
If the Bible does not apply to even one person, then the fundamentalists should stop trying to cram it down everyone's throats. Especially when the arguments about Leviticus and the other Books are still in question.

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	vasaris 2004-05-03 08:48 am UTC (link)
	Worships at your feet. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ashenmote 2004-05-03 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	4. If you point out 1,2 and 3 and explain the consequences thereof, bible apologists will either not listen to you or else foam at their mouths. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nicolae 2004-05-03 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	OBVIOUSLY the Devil put that into your head. Pray with me, brothers and sisters! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: frodaish 2004-05-03 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Repent! Repent! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iris 2004-05-03 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	:wub: That was beautiful. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2004-05-03 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	Fucking wankers who wank on metaquotes need to die, preferably in some way involving Drano and rock salt. Always with the "I love this community UNTIL NOW. CHANGE IT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE." Sorry. Sorry. It's just that I hate them a lot. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lurker32 2004-05-03 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Amen. offers cookies (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: frodaish 2004-05-03 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Your hate is welcome and encouraged. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	musette 2004-05-03 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	A sense of humour about religion is always a good thing, considering that most religions have at least some elements that are just fucking batshit. (Reply to this)