NationStates Wank
For those of you who may not know, NationStates is an RPG in which you set up your own country and, in my case, completely run it into the ground.

The "General" forum at NationStates is where the trolls come to play, because the topics there are allowed to have nothing whatsoever to do with gameplay.

(One of) the latest wank(s) consists of someone wanting to petition against the United Nations (the REAL one, not the one set up for the game) due to their "doing nothing about the persecution of Christians". Well, I’m sure the three whole Christians who are being persecuted in this world will be eternally grateful.

Since the forums are notorious for being nigh impossible to log into about 75% of the time, some choice bits follow:



From the OP:

ok. well I think the U.N. is biased. They help Palestinian terrorists, yet wont lift a finger to help Christians being enslaved by Muslims in Sudan, or havingtheir churches burned in Nigeria.

i am amazed none of you see the blatant antiChristian antiIsrael bias the UN has. Thankfully somer of us do and we are workig to expose their works.

Some replies:

Yes, the 3 billion Christians in the world are being persecuted by the 3.001 billion non-Christians, who have all united to subjugate the Christian population.

Hey it also gives us something to talk about, and it uses up space in cyberspace that otherwise may be used for people saying how to make a bomb.

Kofi Annan will see this petition and say to himself: " "Hotguy4U" and "SwEeTgRL12" both signed this petition...Maybe I better start supporting genocide"



And, yes, Nazis are mentioned.

Enjoy!