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Artema ([info]theartema) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-05-04 14:25:00


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Current mood:*thud*

omg u lying shit!!!!1
I love how the customers_suck community occasionally becomes a steaming cesspool of wank.

The regular posters aren't bad about it. The lurkers, however, are without a doubt the biggest bunch of bastards evar (not that I'm biased, oh no). Any sort of controversial post is somehow picked up by their radar, and they all come running to offer their self-righteous, asinine opinions on the subject at hand, and wank so hard the topic is brimming with spooge. And they wonder why customers hate them.



invis_shadow posts about his antics at a Sonic. Some seem too good to be true, especially the last example of his, but c'mon, everyone who's worked around asshole customers would have wanted at some time or other to pull a stunt like that.

After a few posts of worship, pezstar pulls out the "omg bullshit!1" card.

invis_shadow responds in turn: would try and refute your arguement, except you didn't make one.

And then there's also really no point in arguing with someone who likes Pez so much they got a Pez dispenser tattoo.


He then gets a bit egotistical and posts a pic of himself, shirtless. This continues to piss off the anal-retentive masses.

pezstar: ... What the hell? No one asked for your picture? And really, you are not a fantasy.

While there's obviously no way of proving that that isn't you, I would bet my weekly supply of cigarettes on it. Wanna prove it? Hold up a sign saying that Pezstar sucks.

Yes, as I said before, your post IS a lie. I do't believe for one second that you pulled a knife on a customer. Nor do I believe that you grabbed one's seatbelt and rode on the side of their car at 50 MPH like your some sort of wannabe Vin Diesel as the cops turned their eyes the other way. JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN.

I suggest that you seek therapy for your attention whoring. Soon.


invis_shadow posts the requisite picture, complete with sign and a rebuttal, and then they debate semantics for a short period of time. bertho joins in by stating that invis has horrible spelling. Maybe pezstar is just a crappy name, yanno? I keep missing the 's' accidentally too.

ohtobeking posts how easily it is to refute invis' stories, and engages the OMG U SHUD B PUT AWAY U CRAZY FUCK. pezstar replies smugly that "Watch. He'll delete this post very shortly because he's getting called out. :)"

The rest of it reads pretty much the same, I post my observations but as of yet no one's tried to wank me, and then flemco, bless him, dives in to crown this spooge-fest of truth or fiction with his own special blend of troll-wank.

Sure, I guess we can "pretend" that this is all fiction. I'll also "pretend" the sky is "blue". I'll "pretend" that the laws of "gravity" are still in "effect" and I'll "pretend" that I'm an "IT" "admin" as "well" for a large "computer" "network".

Won't SOMEBODY PLEASE think of the CHILLLLLLLLLDREEEEEEEEN?!?!?

He continues to reply to people who don't give a shit if the stories are true, that they are somehow ev0l bcuz tehy enjoy laughing at stupid customers who deserve their comeuppance.

And he won't. shut. the. fuck. up.

With the rate that flemco's posting and alienating everyone within a three hundred mile radius, the wank has the potential to explode.

Sometimes I hate that community. People are too damn serious.



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[info]cpip
2004-05-04 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm. Dunno, I've got to side with flemco on this.

He's wanking, as he is wont to do (I've seen him elsewhere), get me not wrong.

But this whole thing is one giant wankfest...

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[info]theartema
2004-05-04 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I won't deny that invis broke several laws and is probably nutty as a fruitcake... but if flemco is truly taking it with a grain of salt, then why is he throwing such a fit about it? It's like the "I don't care anymore... so I'm going to keep checking up on it and posting incessantly so everyone knows I'M RIGHT!!!".

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[info]cpip
2004-05-04 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Because it's wanktastic. :)

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[info]theartema
2004-05-04 09:27 pm UTC (link)
teh wank iz pastede on yey!

and btw, your icon makes me squee. Pengy!!

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[info]cpip
2004-05-04 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Hee. Thank you. :)

And, indeed. But, hey, we've got two great forces meeting here: rabid debunkers and a teenage boy intent on spinning his outlandish tales in order to impress the ladies... they will butt heads, and neither will triumph.

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[info]lots42
2004-05-08 01:09 pm UTC (link)
Wait a second. The knife-pulling, customer-ass-kicking Sonic Burgers employee is a guy?

This is great. I spent all the time reading that shit thinking it was a girl.

Just goes to show you how Mr. Fantasy-Pants-Deluded can't write well.

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[info]cpip
2004-05-11 12:19 am UTC (link)
Yup. Farther down in the comments, knife-boy posts his pictures so all the Ladeeez can admire his h4wt s3xx0r b0d33.

Twitmonger.

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[info]rann
2004-05-04 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I think the OP is flinging around some serious bullshit. I'm sorry, but if he'd pulled knives on people in such a "rich white neighborhood", he would've been in jail some time since. This not only sounds like a fantasy, it sounds like the fantasy of someone who doesn't actually work, and just mashed together the bad customer experiences from reading the comm and posted what he figured he would have done in such situations.
I'm sorry, I don't see how you could expect anyone to NOT figure that was all bullshit. o.o Folding knives AND his sleeves kept up by the biceps? A manager AND cops that look the other way when he pulls knives on people and leaps on their cars? Hell, even Falling Down, part of which was pure escapist fantasy for stuff like being treated crappy by jerks, knew better than to go THAT far, and it was fictional.

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[info]theartema
2004-05-04 09:52 pm UTC (link)
At least his self-indulgant fantasy wank is a bit more teh funnay than the piteous cries of those who can't laugh about it. Whatever happened to smiling and nodding and then crying about it in a friendslocked post?

Wank became so complicated! -sob-

I'm still a bit annoyed at how people who don't even bother to post about their own exploits around shitty customers suddenly feel obligated to talk down to someone who scripted out a fantasy that I'm sure the majority of us have indulged in at least once when dealing with pricks.

Whee, now I'm wanking, and I don't even have a penis! yey!

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[info]rann
2004-05-04 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Nah, I don't see it as wanking. n.n I agree, the repliers are being wanky. But I don't think the OP gets a pass, either. (See the Jurisimprudence law about not being excused from wanking just because you wrote something others like.)
I mean, it probably wouldn't have sparked any/as much wanking if he'd tagged each incident with a "I would have liked to" instead of saying he actually DID. I agree with the bit about how this seems like something Vin Diesel as Xander Cage would do if he worked at Sonic.

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[info]iczer6
2004-05-05 12:23 am UTC (link)
I agree with the bit about how this seems like something Vin Diesel as Xander Cage would do if he worked at Sonic.

I personally like that because of this wank I'm now envisioning a Vin Diesel character working at Sonic.


Icz

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[info]rann
2004-05-05 02:35 am UTC (link)
I'd already envisioned it. I saw a little cartoon making fun of how Disney's turning all its amusement park attractions into movies. It had a movie poster for The Concession Stand with a Vin-type wearing one of those stupid stripy shirts and a paper hat...

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-05-04 11:06 pm UTC (link)
It's probably a lot of things he'd like to do (the showing of the knives) blended in with things that actually happen (people asking for cigarettes.. I used to get people asking for ribs and fried chicken when I worked at Pizza Hut and they were serious). And he may have been asked by the young women, "Hey, there's a guy being creepy, could you take his order please?" and he might have. As for being ripped, that could be possible, partial or fantasy. The knives? Bahahahahaha. Most corporations would fire him PDQ if they found out so I'd put my money on fantasy.

I think it's hilarious, it's like reading a comic book story about working at [insert place here].

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[info]lots42
2004-05-08 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Falling Down was advertised as being revenge fantasy...but the producers took all the potential the movie had and shoved it down the garbage disposal.

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coreopsis
2004-05-04 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Somebody lied on the internet? I'm shocked! Shocked and appalled. Next thing you know, they'll be passing off photoshopped pictures as sket-- oh wait. Never mind.

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[info]theartema
2004-05-04 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Crystalwank 4 eva!!!!!!!!

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[info]delcj
2004-05-04 10:44 pm UTC (link)
am not actually reading this wank. just wanted to express my admiration for your Trinity icon.

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[info]theartema
2004-05-04 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Thank you :) I also have a Twins one and a Neo one too. :3

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[info]miome
2004-05-04 11:05 pm UTC (link)
It's not enough I have to wade through people's stupid Mary Sue's in fanfic archives, now they're invading customers_suck? Jaysus.

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[info]rann
2004-05-04 11:07 pm UTC (link)
*snrk* That does seem about the size of it.

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meshou
2004-05-04 11:46 pm UTC (link)
You gotta love a guy who counters people calling bullshit on him with a Little Something for the Ladies. Maybe if that were the usual way of winning an argument, we'd have more hot Presidents. Instead of primaries, we could have the Swimwear Competition and Talent Show. All our presidents would be stupid and pretty which might be an improvement.

That guy isn't really president material. I'd vote him lieutenant governor, though.

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[info]musette
2004-05-05 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Better than Cruz Bustamante at any rate. /California joke

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[info]lots42
2004-05-08 01:22 pm UTC (link)
Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom in 2004!

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