omg u lying shit!!!!1
I love how the customers_suck community occasionally becomes a steaming cesspool of wank.

The regular posters aren't bad about it. The lurkers, however, are without a doubt the biggest bunch of bastards evar (not that I'm biased, oh no). Any sort of controversial post is somehow picked up by their radar, and they all come running to offer their self-righteous, asinine opinions on the subject at hand, and wank so hard the topic is brimming with spooge. And they wonder why customers hate them.



invis_shadow posts about his antics at a Sonic. Some seem too good to be true, especially the last example of his, but c'mon, everyone who's worked around asshole customers would have wanted at some time or other to pull a stunt like that.

After a few posts of worship, pezstar pulls out the "omg bullshit!1" card.

invis_shadow responds in turn: would try and refute your arguement, except you didn't make one.

And then there's also really no point in arguing with someone who likes Pez so much they got a Pez dispenser tattoo.

He then gets a bit egotistical and posts a pic of himself, shirtless. This continues to piss off the anal-retentive masses.

pezstar: ... What the hell? No one asked for your picture? And really, you are not a fantasy.

While there's obviously no way of proving that that isn't you, I would bet my weekly supply of cigarettes on it. Wanna prove it? Hold up a sign saying that Pezstar sucks.

Yes, as I said before, your post IS a lie. I do't believe for one second that you pulled a knife on a customer. Nor do I believe that you grabbed one's seatbelt and rode on the side of their car at 50 MPH like your some sort of wannabe Vin Diesel as the cops turned their eyes the other way. JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN.

I suggest that you seek therapy for your attention whoring. Soon.

invis_shadow posts the requisite picture, complete with sign and a rebuttal, and then they debate semantics for a short period of time. bertho joins in by stating that invis has horrible spelling. Maybe pezstar is just a crappy name, yanno? I keep missing the 's' accidentally too.

ohtobeking posts how easily it is to refute invis' stories, and engages the OMG U SHUD B PUT AWAY U CRAZY FUCK. pezstar replies smugly that "Watch. He'll delete this post very shortly because he's getting called out. :)"

The rest of it reads pretty much the same, I post my observations but as of yet no one's tried to wank me, and then flemco, bless him, dives in to crown this spooge-fest of truth or fiction with his own special blend of troll-wank.

Sure, I guess we can "pretend" that this is all fiction. I'll also "pretend" the sky is "blue". I'll "pretend" that the laws of "gravity" are still in "effect" and I'll "pretend" that I'm an "IT" "admin" as "well" for a large "computer" "network".

Won't SOMEBODY PLEASE think of the CHILLLLLLLLLDREEEEEEEEN?!?!?

He continues to reply to people who don't give a shit if the stories are true, that they are somehow ev0l bcuz tehy enjoy laughing at stupid customers who deserve their comeuppance.

And he won't. shut. the. fuck. up.

With the rate that flemco's posting and alienating everyone within a three hundred mile radius, the wank has the potential to explode.

Sometimes I hate that community. People are too damn serious.