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everyone loves a wee sombrero ([info]geekmagirl) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-05-04 19:38:00
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First wank ever...be gentle!
suckyfucky is excited about finally seeing Queer As Folk.

Except for those nasty lesbian scenes, 'cause lesbians are DISGUSTING!

This would only be a little wanky in itself, except it's posted to bisexual_world (probably not the best place to post anti-lesbian messages).

Not much wank yet, but it's small. And of course, the original poster hasn't come back to comment...yet.

ETA: Posted too soon: Another post, calling for replies to suckyfucky's post.

ETA: Oh, it's not lesbians that she hates. Just dykes. And you're so stoopid if you didn't get that!

ETA: Annnnnd...yet another post.

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[info]iris
2004-05-05 02:18 am UTC (link)
"Hey, guys, it's not wanky enough! Come here and let's all make it wankier!"

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-05-05 02:20 am UTC (link)
And then the "Well, I'm posting to say that those first two posts suck!" post would make my life complete.

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[info]ladysorka
2004-05-05 03:08 am UTC (link)
Wait, the only people who are dykes are lesbians who look like men?

The who in the what now?

*grumbles because she's not a lipstick lesbian or a bulldyke, so now what's she going to call herself?*

Hi! I'm a vaguely androgynous person who likes girls!

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[info]melange
2004-05-05 03:11 am UTC (link)
I'm a vaguely androgynous person who likes girls!

We totally need a snappy term for this.

And this girl is massively stupid. Can we kick her out of the queer club? Please?

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(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2004-05-05 03:15 am UTC

[info]geekmagirl
2004-05-05 03:14 am UTC (link)
Hi! I'm a vaguely androgynous person who likes girls!

...damn, so am I. What's a non-lipstick non-dyke to do?

Oh, god, I'm a vaguely androgynous person that likes girls and boys. I think I'm supposed to commit ritual suicide now.

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(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-05-05 05:00 am UTC

[info]sagralisse
2004-05-05 04:26 am UTC (link)
Oh hey, it's Chris!

[/obscure SNL reference]

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[info]tempslut
2004-05-05 07:30 pm UTC (link)
*grumbles because she's not a lipstick lesbian or a bulldyke, so now what's she going to call herself?*

I'm going to go with Elvira Kurt and say "fellagirlie". Sums it up rather nicely.

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(no subject) - [info]musette, 2004-05-05 11:20 pm UTC

[info]vassilissa
2004-05-06 09:30 am UTC (link)
*grumbles because she's not a lipstick lesbian or a bulldyke, so now what's she going to call herself?*

Me too. Hi. I don't care what section of the department store I buy my clothes from, so long as they fit me. And I like girls.

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(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2004-05-06 01:27 pm UTC

[info]krazycat
2004-05-05 03:13 am UTC (link)
so butch and dyke are the same now?
just so I know.

it's only the femme girls who are acceptable as lesbians, then? is that the same as saying that fat couples are disgusting to look at? you know, I think it kinda is.
*shrugs*

I'm femme and skinny, so I guess I'm all good.

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-05-05 03:16 am UTC (link)
it's only the femme girls who are acceptable as lesbians, then?

yes, according to the "Drunk Straight Guy" handbook.

I'm femme and skinny, so I guess I'm all good.

OMG U R RACISTE AGINST FAT PPL OMG

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(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2004-05-05 03:22 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2004-05-05 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-05 04:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2004-05-05 04:47 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-05-07 08:49 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2004-05-05 04:58 am UTC
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[info]nicolae
2004-05-05 03:13 am UTC (link)
She sounds like my little sister!

Me: Elena, that's not what that word means.
Her: Well, it's how I use it.
Me: But no one else will understand what you're saying!

One can use the word dyke to mean whatever one likes, but generally it's easier to understand people if they use the word, you know, how it's supposed to be used?

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-05-05 03:17 am UTC (link)
Can I reclaim the word "chalupa"? I'd like it to mean "big wad of cash". Then I can ask people for chalupas, steal their wallets and run.

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(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2004-05-05 03:19 am UTC
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[info]bubosquared
2004-05-05 10:41 am UTC (link)
I am reminded of a very long, very frustrating conversation I once had with someone about this very thing. Well, it was the word "marriage", not "dyke", but the rest, yeah. *tries once again to eradicate this memory*

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[info]munchkinott
2004-05-05 11:36 am UTC (link)
One can use the word dyke to mean whatever one likes, but generally it's easier to understand people if they use the word, you know, how it's supposed to be used?

I hear it and instantly think 'Pre-Industrial Revolution canal-way system or flood barrier and drainage construction of earth, stone with wood reinforcement'... Then spend the next ten seconds wondering how the hell a conversation about sex turned to?... Ooh! *slaps self on noggin*

Tricksy double meaningses. *mutter*

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(no subject) - [info]serpentis, 2004-05-05 01:53 pm UTC
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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-05 04:16 am UTC (link)
since when does dyke automatically constitute LESBIAN??!?!?!
Did i miss this damn memo?!

Ahahahaha! I love it.

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-05-05 04:19 am UTC (link)
I'm going to start using that in conversation.

Since when did "cheeseburger" automatically mean I wanted CHEESE on my burger! OMGyouareopressingmyrighttohamburgers! U R RACISTE AGINST ALL BEEF PATTIES!

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-05-05 04:22 am UTC
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[info]c_chan
2004-05-05 06:11 am UTC (link)
...why does she make me think of my mother? *HEADDESK*

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-05-05 06:14 am UTC (link)
Yeah, my mother's all with the "OMG, if you cut your hair, people will think you're GAAAAAAAY!"

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(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2004-05-05 06:25 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2004-05-05 06:28 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]cpip, 2004-05-05 01:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2004-05-05 02:53 pm UTC
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[info]anahita
2004-05-05 12:41 pm UTC (link)
So lemme get this straight.

Rimming is HOTT, but licking and kissing a tittie that feeds an infant is disgusting? Mmmmkay....

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[info]smo
2004-05-05 02:05 pm UTC (link)
I don't think she said anything about rimming one way or another. But yeah, the idea that breasts are unfit to kiss because they've actually been put to their intended purpose... that's just messed up.

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[info]mirabellawotr
2004-05-05 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Man, all of y'all are in some strong need of hooked on phonics

You know, my mother actually bought Hooked On Phonics for her first grandchild, and I can't say that I remember there being anything in there about lesbian social roles. That must be in the newer editions.

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[info]smo
2004-05-05 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Anyone else get the impression the OP didn't quite know what the word "hypocritical" meant?

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-05-05 06:10 pm UTC (link)
My friend finally rented Queer as Folk so that I could finally see it after all of this time.
And now I am in love.
My obsession with boys kissing boys has now been brought to the next level.
Even though the lesbians are disgusting.
Why?
Because I hate dykes.

*BITCHSLAP!!!*

Okay, now that that's out of my system.

I never said I hated lesbians. I said I hated dykes.

Ohhh, THAT'S what she meant! See, she wasn't trying to be prejudiced against lesbians, she just hates tomboys and masculine women! That makes more sense!

... *rolls eyes* Jeez, why doesn't she just start a petition to make stereotypes the law? :P

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[info]vassilissa
2004-05-06 09:33 am UTC (link)
Ohhh, THAT'S what she meant! See, she wasn't trying to be prejudiced against lesbians, she just hates tomboys and masculine women! That makes more sense!

Yeah. She doesn't hate *all* black women, just black women that act in that stereotypical black woman way.

*glowers at her* I'm a lesbian, and I'll act and dress howeverthefuck I want. If she doesn't like it - well, I wasn't planning on dating her anyway.

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[info]musette
2004-05-05 11:30 pm UTC (link)
What planet of lactation is this girl from? She makes it sound like a nursing mother's breasts are equivalent to a power washer or something! That and the fact that she had already been breat feeding would mean that there was a relatively small amount of milk left in the first place. Jaysus, the stupid, it burns.

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