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Die Potterdämmerung Gibich ([info]smo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-05-07 16:18:00
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Current mood:discontent

Metaquotes smackdown!
rivv posts the following on Metaquotes (originally posted by postmodernity):



I can't wait until the Martians get sick of all of our shit and land in D.C.. I can't wait until their leader, the great and venerable Fukor-zee-Halbach, blows his nose on the constitution before feeding it to his giant slarg. I'll watch Fukor-zee-Halbach's (may he live ten-million parscahs) elite, six-armed, Sinbar stormtroopers gang rape Dubya's little lady before skinning her face and wearing it like as ass mask.

Some people - well, okay, most people - object to the rape reference. Wank ensues.



It's small yet, but it has growth potential.

Wank. It's like the stock market, in a way.


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[info]alpheratz
2004-05-07 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Now that just gave me flashbacks to the knife robot-rapists.

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[info]smo
2004-05-07 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Me too. Hope it's not the same person.

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[info]ririka
2004-05-08 01:17 am UTC (link)
I hope it *is* the same person - I'm not sure the world requires two similarly unfunny asshats! ^^;;

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[info]phosfate
2004-05-07 09:29 pm UTC (link)
I'm pissed now. I posted a quote that included the phrase, "more fun than a night of pushing retarded people in wheelchairs down flights of stairs," and nobody's taken offense.

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[info]lurker32
2004-05-07 09:38 pm UTC (link)
It's because they fear you. :)

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[info]phosfate
2004-05-07 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Poltroons! They shall taste my wrath!

Mmm...wrath.

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[info]lurker32
2004-05-07 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Needs more righteousness oregano.

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[info]smo
2004-05-07 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Mmm... poltroons.

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[info]littletort
2004-05-07 09:40 pm UTC (link)
OMG AM SO OFFENDED! >:O >:O >:O

Feel better now?

Dude I was so about to wank the metaquotes thing, too. CURSES. FOILED AGAIN.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-05-07 09:48 pm UTC (link)
If you rephrase it to "pushing them down a flight of church stairs" it might work better.

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[info]iczer6
2004-05-07 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Try to work in 'on their birthday' as well.


Icz

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[info]smo
2004-05-07 11:03 pm UTC (link)
And pregnant.

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[info]llama_treats
2004-05-07 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Pregnant with the Lord's child.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-05-08 01:40 am UTC (link)
And holding a box full of orphan kittens.

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[info]yadda
2004-05-08 03:44 am UTC (link)
Handicapped orphan kittens.

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[info]electricchick
2004-05-08 04:02 am UTC (link)
(Whoops, typo.) And filling out a check to the local food bank.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-05-08 05:48 am UTC (link)
Is it wrong that I clicked on that link, and laughed?

tiny kitty arm casts!LMAO!

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-05-08 08:31 pm UTC (link)
That's not so bad. I once saw a picture of a chicken with 'braces'. And this was before photo-manip, too, and was in...I think it was a Time-Life book, so I'm fairly sure it was real.

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[info]panthea
2004-05-08 05:49 pm UTC (link)
IF I EAT THE WRONG THING I GET HORRIBLE DIARHHEA. MOM HAS HAD TO TRIM MY LITTLE BUTT-FURS AND GIVE ME BATHS A LOT

OMG. Kitty-cat TMI! WTFeth?

Awesome, yo.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-07 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Flaying is more acceptable than rape? Damn.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-05-07 10:00 pm UTC (link)
As long as it is consensual.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-07 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Now that would make it weird.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-05-08 05:49 am UTC (link)
I'm sure there's a few fetish sites out there for it.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
It sounds like part of the storyline for Hannibal.

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[info]princessdot
2004-05-07 10:22 pm UTC (link)
I'm with the person who said they'da rather it been Dubya hissef.

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[info]frodaish
2004-05-07 10:31 pm UTC (link)
That would have been more amusing.

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[info]frodaish
2004-05-07 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Ha. I replied there before I had even checked here.

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[info]kijikun
2004-05-07 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Is it just me or is wishing rape on someones wife just becuase you don't like their politcs.....creepy?

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[info]smo
2004-05-07 11:39 pm UTC (link)
It is massively creepy. And for the record, as much as I despise Bush, I don't wish rape and/or skin removal on him, either.

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[info]singe
2004-05-07 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Well, MAYBE skin removal at least.

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[info]dorothy1901
2004-05-08 12:12 am UTC (link)
Is it just me, or is wishing rape on someone's wife just because you don't like their politics...creepy?

Hey, this isn't your everyday Earth-type rape; this is Martian tentacle rape, sure to stimulate all chakras! Gang rape by Martians is really, really rare, and it will guarantee Laura Bush a place in history.

Or, to put it another way: I don't think you need to worry that the OP is actually wishing rape on anyone.

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[info]gal_montag
2004-05-08 12:31 am UTC (link)
I might've been offended if that weren't so damn funny. C'mon people, ass mask! And they weren't even offended by that part.

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[info]crickets
2004-05-08 04:26 am UTC (link)
The metaquote doesn't do justice to the source when it cuts the closing line:

Please stop torturing people.

Forgive me, I laughed at the irony. The reason for the comment isn't funny, so I didn't laugh very long, but...

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