Metaquotes smackdown!
rivv posts the following on Metaquotes (originally posted by postmodernity):



I can't wait until the Martians get sick of all of our shit and land in D.C.. I can't wait until their leader, the great and venerable Fukor-zee-Halbach, blows his nose on the constitution before feeding it to his giant slarg. I'll watch Fukor-zee-Halbach's (may he live ten-million parscahs) elite, six-armed, Sinbar stormtroopers gang rape Dubya's little lady before skinning her face and wearing it like as ass mask.

Some people - well, okay, most people - object to the rape reference. Wank ensues.



It's small yet, but it has growth potential.

Wank. It's like the stock market, in a way.