Militant fat guy wank!
From NAAFA's message boards, which are hotbeds of amazing wank until they get deleted and the members who disagree with the party line are banned, as are their ISPs and e-mail servers:

"We dressed up in bathing suits and disrupted a meeting for people who were discussing weight loss surgery! One lady started crying because it had taken her a long time to work up the courage to come here and now we'd ruined it, but we laughed at her! VIVA LE FAT!"
"Hear hear!"
"Hey, maybe that was a dicky thing for you guys to do--you're making us look like PETA."
"HATE CRIME! Also, we pity you."
"OK, then I agree that this surgery is bad and that you were right. Please don't ban me."
"Good! Now let's focus on how we're being oppressed! People who want us to lose weight are just like Hitler, you know."

I wish they hadn't deleted the one where they refused to admit that eating more calories than you burn is what makes you fat. That was classic.