This is my first go at this, so hope this is ok... This is quite an elderly wank, so I hope it hasn't been posted before - I've only just stumbled across it.

Someone posts on lj that after their bunny died they cooked it and ate it. Cue lots of comments along the lines of this one:

how COULD you? how could you have the nerve to post something as morally WRONG as that? You cannot possibly be sitting at home thinking "Oh, gee, my pet, that I admittingly even remotely didnt hate died, so I think i'll eat it." ?? First off, Im not a vegitarian, but I am VERy against animal cruelty.

If your friend died, would you cook it? or would you rather they be cremated,or buried, and have a normal funeral? I dont know about you but I certaintly would NOT eat a friend, and if you say you care so much then obviously your deceased lil buddy was a friend to you.

In conclusion -> YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND SHOULD BE LOCKED UP !

In general there are lots of capital letters and exclamation marks. But I liked this comment:
Man, I hope you don't join my soccer team just before we fly somewhere....

I haven't read beyond the first page - and there are 29 of them.