LJ tags are SRS BUSINESS, apparently. SRS ENOUGH that readysteadystop has HAD ENOUGH and is calling out the rival community, piercing, on stealing her community, bodymod's tagging system.

Accusations of outright theft and TL;DR!

Suggestions that readysteadystop should put on her big girl panties!

"You only want to be made a "tagging mod" so you have mod privileges!"

An accusation that the community only attracts idiots!

TAGGING WANK: HIGH DRAMA.

In Portland, a woman has been creating a stir by riding her bike around in the buff. People have been dialing 911 to report the naked cyclist. The police have asked her to put some swimsuit bottoms on occasionally, but as she's not breaking any laws in Portland, they can't do much. KGW, a local news station. reports on the story and has an entertaining video with the cyclist on their web page.

Amazingly, some people aren't too happy.

( You say that you wouldn't care if your wife and kids saw a man rollerskating naked in Portland.I doubt that is the way you would feel. Most men would feel threatened...especaially if the guy was well endowed. And that's just sick for you to not care if your kids saw it. -Dizzylizzy29 )

Warning: kgw.com makes you register after 3 pages of comments, but there's plenty on the first three pages.

Edit: From msn.com:

Jock10827: You ignorant Americans have nothing better to do than to call the police on a naked woman. Hypocrasy at its best...no wonder you're in the position you're in and the rest of the world just laughs at you. Get a grip on life and learn to accept nature for what it is and respect people's rights. If she wants to be naked...then let her, it's HER body and HER right. Once again, hypocrasy at its best.

Zekke_7484: Actually...to the comment below. If you go back to Adam and Eve then the only reason we wear clothes is because we are ashamed. Once Adam and Eve ate from the forbidden tree. This has no reflection with "do unto others.."

This are an educational post. I mean, the ignorance of this subject should not be allowed to continue. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!


Over on wtf_inc, calicoeyes admits that, ack, she had never seen a split penis and dearly wishes she could unsee it. (Good lord, so do I.) friendhamster jumps up and eagerly declares her a stoopit n00b. After some AM NOT! ARE TOO! AM NOT! ARE TOO! goes by, calicoeyes outs with a Metaquotes worthy slap...


"Here is my advice to you:
1) Open jar of Tuck's medicated pads
2) Remove your diaper
3) Apply Tuck's pad directly to your butthurt
4) Stop being such a tantrum throwing little cry baby on the internetz."


...and things continue to deteriorate. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!


Seriously, don't click if you're squeamish. I mean, if they ain't the most objectionable schlongs I EVER did see!

The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

...

From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).


Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese

I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

A taster:

"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"