Previously on the wank Olympics, we had some Phelps wank.  Now, have some Bryan Clay wank! 

It all begins when the Honolulu Advertiser posts an article on its webpage announcing Clay's decathlon gold (I was having trouble with the site on firefox, but works just fine on safari... it could be my computer, which has been having serious issues lately, but I just thought I'd let you know). Unfortunately, I can't link directly to comments, so I'll cut and paste the highlights.

( You couldn't hold Brian's jockstrap, loser. )