In Portland, a woman has been creating a stir by riding her bike around in the buff. People have been dialing 911 to report the naked cyclist. The police have asked her to put some swimsuit bottoms on occasionally, but as she's not breaking any laws in Portland, they can't do much. KGW, a local news station. reports on the story and has an entertaining video with the cyclist on their web page.

Amazingly, some people aren't too happy.

( You say that you wouldn't care if your wife and kids saw a man rollerskating naked in Portland.I doubt that is the way you would feel. Most men would feel threatened...especaially if the guy was well endowed. And that's just sick for you to not care if your kids saw it. -Dizzylizzy29 )

Warning: kgw.com makes you register after 3 pages of comments, but there's plenty on the first three pages.

Edit: From msn.com:

Jock10827: You ignorant Americans have nothing better to do than to call the police on a naked woman. Hypocrasy at its best...no wonder you're in the position you're in and the rest of the world just laughs at you. Get a grip on life and learn to accept nature for what it is and respect people's rights. If she wants to be naked...then let her, it's HER body and HER right. Once again, hypocrasy at its best.

Zekke_7484: Actually...to the comment below. If you go back to Adam and Eve then the only reason we wear clothes is because we are ashamed. Once Adam and Eve ate from the forbidden tree. This has no reflection with "do unto others.."

(But it can't make him use the shift key consistently.)

Giles Coren would like you to know that "a" is very srs bsn:

3) And worst of all. Dumbest, deafest, shittest of all, you have removed the unstressed 'a' so that the stress that should have fallen on "nosh" is lost, and my piece ends on an unstressed syllable. When you're winding up a piece of prose, metre is crucial. Can't you hear? Can't you hear that it is wrong? It's not fucking rocket science. It's fucking pre-GCSE scansion. I have written 350 restaurant reviews for The Times and i have never ended on an unstressed syllable. Fuck. fuck, fuck, fuck.

I am sorry if this looks petty (last time i mailed a Times sub about the change of a single word i got in all sorts of trouble) but i care deeply about my work and i hate to have it fucked up by shit subbing. I have been away, you've been subbing joe and hugo and maybe they just file and fuck off and think "hey ho, it's tomorrow's fish and chips" - well, not me. I woke up at three in the morning on sunday and fucking lay there, furious, for two hours. weird, maybe. but that's how it is.

It's just his letter, but oh, it's so tasty and I love "academic" wank on a Sunday, don't you?

Cleaning your room = srs business, at least if you're animeg3282.

She makes a post to thequestionclub that is a thinly disguised rant, asking how she can keep things neater.

People start to respond. She gets nice responses at first—telling her to get rid of whatever clutter she might have first, and then worry about cleaning, etc.

The trouble comes when someone recommends she hire a maid service. Apparently, this is a personal affront, and the poster that made the suggestion is actually telling her to drop out of school and work 40 hours a week.

And it all goes downhill from there.