Since tetradecimal took the bullet for me, AND my finals are over, I bring you beautiful, wonderful, lovely Cinnabon wank.

Over on Bad Service unbrokenwings posts a recent story about running into a debit card minimum at Cinnabon while purchasing a drink. She works under hot lights and gets thirsty, and Cinnabon has the biggest, cheapest drinks. unbrokenwings usually only purchases drinks there because she has a wheat allergy and cinnamon buns make her want to hurl. Fair enough, right?

Well, sjaustin is not going to let that stand! How dare unbrokenwings go into a place that sells products she finds nauseating to buy other products she likes! Even after unbrokenwings says she finds most other places that sell food to have the same effect on her, sjaustin is still unrepentant!

I'm arguing with you because you're contradicting yourself all over the place. Slow day? No, it's called "lunch." Most people who work those cushy office jobs get a whole hour in the middle of the day to do with as we please.

Gosh, you would think the food at every place being nauseating would be more motivation for you to bring your own drinks. Maybe you're exaggerating just a bit?

darsynia tries to use logic, but it is of no use!

Dear God this is so beautiful, I think I might cry.

And then, to add a beautiful wank topping to the wank-cake, the wank is posted to SF_Drama and sjaustin shows up in the comments!

And then I dance around in circles because I know a wank like this mean CINNAMON BUN RECIPES IN THE COMMENTS AND ALSO I GOT 20 OUT OF 19 ON MY ENGLISH FINAL YAY!!!!

A secret about prop 8 is posted to this post in Fandom secrets. And we get twofold wank for it, too!

Wank #1: FOMG HOW IS THIS NOT A 'NOT-SECRET' THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FANDOM WHATSOEVER! This one is small, though, because the modly type froze the comments.

Wank #2: Gay is wrong. No u! No u! NO U! NO U! And that's all within the first three pages.

Also, liking het means you hate gay marriage. Srsly. And there's macros. And people loling over all the wank this caused. And there's also a thread of d'awwww.

I chose to post it here instead of fandom wank because almost all of the arguments were not fandom related. And there was even an argument about that, too!

Boring Background Stuff:

( blah blah, a postcard exchange group )
The latest bunch of trolling has come, deleting tons of addresses and people are once again getting all worked up. Cries for the owner of the site to change it (he won't), for dealing with the trolls by proudly declaring how many times YOUR profile has been deleted, and calls for people to just post their addresses on the list so that we can all still exchange postcards are all happening, clogging up various in boxes with ... I dunno, lots of email over the past few days from a list that usually gets me about three emails a month.

Which means, of course, people freak out even more.

Whisper Wind Girl sez:

okay, so I am taking it upon myself to delete all of the garbage spam
from pcx. the idiot who came up with this "brilliant" plan and the
subsequent idiots who followed suit don't seem to realize that
spamming random messages and their own information 500 times is JUST
AS BAD AS THE MASS ALTERINGS/DELETIONS. what is wrong with you? do you
not use your brain? ( Flounce! )
Which leads to people telling her to calm down, to which her response is:

who's yelling? i'm using curse words. mind your own business if you
have nothing productive to say other than "shh... it's okay."

Some funny responses in there, a bit of trying to come up with a more clever plan, then Whisper Wind Girl rolls her eyes at all of us to say:
( Super Hackers from Pakistan to the RESCUE! )
It goes on for a bit, people posting back and forth, Whisper Wind Girl attempting to throw fits like a two year old, and various attempts by other people to calm her down, when finally, She's banned.

I was kinda disappointed. It was the most entertaining thing this week.

All this screaming, shouting, and random references to The Matrix over postcards.

I love my not-a-fandom!