Dan Lirette is a bag of small, cheesy dicks. We've already been over it, but let's review:

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And now, hear this.

Since the baby died, the SA thread was closed and goldmined, but Dan Lirette is still busy being butthurt. His new target is Encyclopedia Dramatica, which has articles on both him and the intern (I shouldn't have to warn you about disturbing images on ED, right? Two words: dead baby). He decided to fight fire with fire and created his own version of ED called Encyclopedia Parodia. The anonymous source on wank_report  says that EP was once filled with ""hilarious" articles slandering everyone who dared to go against him, including SA and EA member ZoSoZodiac, whom he offered a $500 reward for the personal information of." Unfortunately, Dan Lirette has a habit of bahleeting, which is why I had to link to Google cache. Lucky for lulz, there are screencaps and quotes on Dan Lirette's ED page.

Additionally, the autoaim links in the previous post are now blank, allegedly due to a C&D from Dan (autoaim previously hosted mirrors of Dan's wacky preacher videos, now all completely deleted). ETA: Actually, I guess Dan Lirette is completely mad. Carry on.

Dan's home forum, moncton.net, in the meantime has been devastated by warring between SA goons and moderator Paladin. From what remains, it's pretty clear that Paladin loves deleting just as much as Dan Lirette does, and will eliminate not only anything that reflects badly on Dan Lirette, but anything that seems even vaguely suspicious. This has the effect of making the forum look like Swiss cheese, with half-empty threads that now lack logic and leaving regulars either angry or confused. Moncton.net, and its companion chat room, were eventually shut down; it even made the local news!

The source concludes with:

The only thing that would make this whole situation even crazier is if he found caito's post and decided to team up with Lady Sybilla to ruin caito's life. (Though, the combined power of their narcassism might create a black hole...)

I am torn between epic lulz and do not want.

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ETA: My mistake. This should be in unfunnybusiness. 


ETA2: To clarify: Homophobia is not funny. People who invoke Godwin's should be mocked mercilessly.

The CBC reports a story about a 66-year-old missionary, Eloise Bergen, and her husband who was assaulted in Kenya earlier this year, and recently testified against her assaulters. People feel the need to state their opinions in the comments: ( Read more... )

This story has been widely reported by Canadian media, so there are even more choice comments, including an opinion piece and replies on the Globe and Mail site. There are also articles from when the assault occurred, including a longer comment thread at the original CBC article.

ETA: Sorry, was a mispost (the comments I originally found were wanky rather than plain depressing, and I forgot to change the field). The recipes sound delicious, though.

A secret about prop 8 is posted to this post in Fandom secrets. And we get twofold wank for it, too!

Wank #1: FOMG HOW IS THIS NOT A 'NOT-SECRET' THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FANDOM WHATSOEVER! This one is small, though, because the modly type froze the comments.

Wank #2: Gay is wrong. No u! No u! NO U! NO U! And that's all within the first three pages.

Also, liking het means you hate gay marriage. Srsly. And there's macros. And people loling over all the wank this caused. And there's also a thread of d'awwww.

I chose to post it here instead of fandom wank because almost all of the arguments were not fandom related. And there was even an argument about that, too!

Poor cf_ioan is having a bad day. Over at the Childfreez, she posts about how an "idiot moo cunt" she is acquainted with "fortunately...miscarried". She does not receive acclaim for this viewpoint.

( Plenty of stereotypes and hate for everyone )

found_objects is an LJ community where people post pictures of objects they... find. Today, kingeryck posts an ad for 'buy one, get one free' plan B emergency contraception, and titles his post "for the frugal slut". People are not amused. The OP wonders is this in like stupid_free and other wank communities yet?


ETA: Okay, okay, it's not funny, lesson learned, let this post stand as a testament to this fact: I'm a dork who can't tell what's funny.

....except for this part, where bast_veiled calls the OP an ignorant teenage gay republican who knows nothing about birth control. I maintain that's a little funny.

News: Man tells pregnant women she is useless to him and is tempted to dismiss her because she's pregnant. Fark: Idiot writes, "Boss tells his senior sales executive that she's "useless" to him because of pregancy. She gets all emotional and litigious, because, well, you know what pregnant women are like" OTF_wank: People write their comments about wimmins (and their place) , preggo, op's spelling skills (or lack thereof), and etc.

ETA: No one found my entry funny, so in an attempt to placate the masses, I present you with an older Cat's and Racks Post (with minor wank).

Also, I will be adding "Never decide what's funny after drinking apricot brandy" on my list of New Years Resolutions.

*Stands in front of crowd for tomato throwing*

ever_abstract makes a post to bad_service about a trip to the grocery store involving an incredibly obnoxious cashier-manager duo who give her a hard time about WIC.

This prompts starliteunicorn to tell the community that she thinks welfare is absolutely ridiculous. She goes on to inform us all:

I'm all for getting rid of it entirely. People used to help each OTHER out, instead of begging the government. And it bothers me. A lot. I don't get paid to just exsist-I have to work. I know some people CAN'T get jobs... but it seems extrodinarily unfair. Too many people leech off the welfare system without even ATTEMPTING to find work or get themselves to a better position. The stereotype of the drug addict mother to 6 different kids all with different daddies is true for about 65% of people coming through the various types of welfare (taken from a friend who does, indeed, work in a WIC office).

And it just snowballs from there.

glitteringlynx and lilenth bring Bill Cosby wank and racism wank to childfree. Break out all your bingo cards folks. It's a cornucopia of crazy.

In booju_mooju, jessy1019 states that she is anti-adoption.

"I am anti-adoption. I got involved in the movement when I was still in high school, so it's been about nine years now -- began researching adoption for an American Law class and the summer after I graduated, I founded an organization called Adoption: Legalized Lies (www.antiadoption.org)."

She closes this post with:

"I will say that I'm honestly not looking to start anything here and have no desire to debate this in circles. I'm happy to answer questions, though."

Two pages as of this post. The comments keep on coming.

Holy cow my head's spinning. I'll give some highlights later as I find them. I need my bottle boobie and then my blanky and a nap.

Highlights as I find them or are tipped off to me. Not necessarily in order because I. Cannot. Wrap. My. Head. Around. This. I'm trying to refrain from wanking over there myself.

pradagirl: What do you propose we do with all the children given to the state or taken from abusive homes etc. Should we abort them or just leave them in the system?

jessymessybrain: This is answered many times above. Guardianship -- child gets a safe, loving home without having to endure all the losses of adoption.

queensugar gives jessy1019 props for not using the term "baby stealer". Turns out that jessynumbers does. When asked why, she says that she doesn't use it unless it "applies" and she doesn't mean to kidnappers either.

elizaveta weighs in on "against adoption". jessy-smarmy dishes out an I'mSoSorry and reads from her prepared file cards.

Sarcfest and minor furry reference here.

OMG dunBsew meen cawlin teh Opie n idot!!one!

Scarlett75 throws some logic and Jessy does the circle dance.