2008 master list!
Here it is -- the master list of all art and fic posted in smutty_claus in the fifth fabulous year of the fest. All stories are also mirrored at our JF community.

I hope you enjoyed this year as much as I did, and will join us again in 2009!


Artwork
Nice Work, Evans (James/Lily) by twilightsorcery for glockgal

The Education of Teddy Lupin (Teddy/Various) by karasu_hime for snegurochka_lee

The Healing Touch (Snape/Luna) by a_belladonna for zephre

Awkward (Remus/Hermione) by antisocial_nerd for ramie_k

Dragon's Amusement (Charlie/Tonks) by sweet_lemmon for ragdoll

Making the News (Draco/Rita) by chibitoaster for ldymusyc (art + fic)

No One's but Mine (Lucius/Narcissa) by serpenscript for ginny___weasley

My Daily Night (Harry/Luna) by damned_queen for bsafemydeers

The Internship (Snape/Hermione/Lucius) by zephre for antisocial_nerd

WHYQTAO (Harry/Luna) by itsbeenvery for pettybureaucrat

Nice Day for a White Wedding (Ron/Ginny) by glockgal for el_em_en_oh_pee

House Unity, the Second (Scorpius/Rose) by lizardspots for i_octopus

Contoured Bodies (Seamus/Lavender) by tarotemp for silvernatasha


Fiction
Coming to Life (Snape/Pansy) by leni_jess for odogoddess
When Slytherin females decide to do a Slytherin male a favour, it's possible they all think too hard about what that means.

At Every End, There is a New Beginning (Harry/Hermione) by cheapxdate for simons_flower
Harry is having a hard time adjusting to life after the war. When things get too overwhelming, there’s only one place he can think to go.

Second Chances (Draco/Luna) by selinakyle47 for irenacandy
Five years after the War ends, Draco returns to Hogwarts to settle debts.

Nothing is Real but the Girl (Bill/Tonks/Charlie) by ragdoll for luvscharlie
Bill and Charlie are home for the holidays and ready to continue their most unconventional relationship with Nymphadora Tonks, but will sibling rivalry and some unexpected emotions get in the way of their Christmas cheer?

Worth Keeping (Snape/Luna) by bewarethesmirk for damned_queen
Snape had gone to the Squealing Pig for some peace and quiet, and instead he got Luna Lovegood in a fluffy scarf.

Private Gifts (Harry/Ginny) by dragyn_42 for almond_joyz
Harry and Ginny are home from their last year at Hogwarts for the holidays, need more be said?

Caritas (Snape/Charity Burbage) by kethlenda for cmwinters
A chance meeting in an ancient sacred place. A sacrifice.

Across the Divide (Marcus/Katie) by idea_of_sarcasm for kereia
As Voldemort gains power, Katie and Marcus start to learn there is more to life than Quidditch.

The Problem With Dating a Professor Named Neville (Neville/Ginny) by coffee_n_cocoa for lyras
Twelve-year-old James is horrified to discover his mother’s boyfriend and his Herbology professor at Hogwarts are the same person.

How Not to Marry a Weasley (Charlie/Tonks) by violet_quill for grayglube
Charlie and Tonks are at an impasse on a fundamental disagreement: she thinks she should go kick ass in Auror training, and he thinks she should be popping out red-headed babies. Guess who wins?

Whosoever Shall Be Found (Snape/Hermione/Draco) by cmwinters for serpenscript
After the Dark Lord's victory, Hermione flees, but she isn't as safe as she thought.

Vestiges (Remus/Tonks, Remus/Tonks/Sirius) by ozma_katiebell for penknife
It was supposed to be simple. It was just sex, and I wanted to have it with both of them. So why did it have to get so complicated?

A Single Step (or Three) (Neville/Luna) by jairissa for oncologisted
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, even if it's a trip that Neville's not sure he's willing to take yet.

This is the Night (Harry/Ginny, Sirius/Ginny) by lyras for pocketfullof
Harry is dead and Sirius Black has reappeared. But Ginny is haunted by dreams hinting that all is not what it seems.

Two Exiles (Draco/Luna) by purebloodgryff for gingeraled
Two exiles find they’ve chosen the same city to build their lives, and realize they have more in common than they could have guessed.

Said the Spider to the Fly (Sirius/Rita) by featherxquill for chibitoaster
Kicked out of the house by a best mate who's about to propose, Sirius heads to the Leaky fully intending to drown his frustration in a of pint of beer, but the blonde woman across the bar seems like a much better outlet for it.

Fantasy (Ron/Hermione) by antoshevu for attilatehbun
Where does the line blur?

Jouissance (Draco/Rose) by i_octopus for bewarethesmirk
Draco, in atoning for the sins of his past, has lived a life of duty without passion. His life has been a good performance until he meets Rose. This is the story of their fatal, erotic obsession.

Remembrance (Tom/Minerva) by lady_caetlyn for kethlenda
On the night that Voldemort was vanquished, Minerva remembers.

Moonlight Composition for Two (Binns/Pince) by odogoddess for djinnj
Who and How are oft-times not so important as the Whither and Wherefore.

To Love a Lesbian (Harry/Ginny) by loony4lupin for lrthunder
Ginny has a problem and goes to the only person who will listen to her bitch and then, she gets her shit together.

Ten Years in the Making (Scorpius/Rose) by okydoky for florahart
A drunken New Years Eve serves to enlighten both Scorpius and Rose to their feelings for each other, but whether they can get their acts together is another question.

The Four Faces Hermione Granger Wore While Fucking Draco Malfoy (Draco/Hermione) by winterthunder for meri_oddities
During her final days as a junior Unspeakable, Hermione receives a rather unusual assignment.

Missing Pieces (Cedric/Angelina) by gfeather for idea_of_sarcasm
Waking up alone and disoriented in the Forbidden Forest, Cedric's memory is hazy, but he knows something is very wrong. Forced to confront a dark past he can't quite remember, help is offered from others missing pieces just like him.

A Year Without (Snape/Narcissa) by tehgiantsquid for a_belladonna
Narcissa would do anything to protect her family.

Making the News (Draco/Rita) by chibitoaster (art + fic) for ldymusyc
Rita makes the news. That is, she creates it out of her own observations. However, when it comes down to something that's really newsworthy, about her rather than from her...

Say My Name (Draco/Ginny) by ramie_k for plaidphoenix
All Ginny wants is Draco to say it.

The Plan (Harry/Hermione/Ron) by simons_flower for heather11483
Hermione has a plan she thinks will finally get the boys to open their eyes and see her. However, she's underestimated their powers of observation and their deviousness.

Rowboat (Against a Dark Sky) (Neville/Luna) by bsafemydeers for jairissa
There's a lot for a former prisoner of war to think about, but Luna finds her mind turning to a friend instead.

Fit to be Tied (Harry/Ginny) by pettybureaucrat for dragyn_42
Harry’s impulse purchase matches Ginny’s mood exactly.

Mad Slytherins and Blood Traitors (Ron/Pansy) by tarie for seegrim
Ron hadn't exactly owned up to everything that happened to him after he'd bailed out on the Horcrux Hunt...

Ogey Bogey (Snape/Tonks) by grayglube for karasu_hime
Being dead sometimes has other perks besides haunting the shite out of people.

Three Men Who (Probably) Never Shagged Hermione Granger (Oliver/Hermione, Cedric/Hermione, Charlie/Hermione) by snegurochka_lee for myownmuggle
Nope, it definitely never happened. Not at all. Probably. What do you take her for, anyway?

Elevator Rendezvous (Lysander/Lily Luna/Lorcan) by royalty25 for lady_green_bat
Inside one of the Ministry elevators, a young woman has crawled out from underneath a young man.

A New World (Lucius/Hermione) by ginny___weasley for leni_jess
With Kingsley determined to establish a fair political climate in a post-Voldemort world, Hermione finds herself forced to spend time with Lucius Malfoy, who is working toward his own ulterior goals.

Temperature (Neville/Ginny) by attilatehbun for coffee_n_cocoa
Neville and Ginny explore the advantages and disadvantages of a winter wedding in the snow.

Like This Has Anything to Do with Harry Potter (Draco/Ginny) by themadmermaid for winterthunder
Breaking up is hard to do, and Ginny Weasley finds an unlikely but welcome shoulder to lean on in her co-worker, Draco Malfoy.

Prince Not-So Charming (Charlie/Lavender) by silvernatasha for gfeather
It only took one idiot for Lavender to stop looking for a man. Unfortunately, that idiot doesn't seem to be going away.

Attrition (Harry/Ginny) by tosca1390 for loony4lupin
A little bet for fun turns into an all-out war for Harry and Ginny.

Shh (James/Lily, James/Lily/Sirius) by penknife for betta329
Under the Invisibility Cloak, Lily and James can do whatever they want without his friends seeing. Lily isn't sure she ought to like that quite so much.

Then and Now (Scorpius/Rose) by lady_green_bat for selinakyle47
Due to believed parental expectations and a botched exam Rose feels her destiny is spiraling away from her. Scorpius shows up to teach an already knowledgeable Weasley some hard facts and two people who should be enemies learn they have more in common than first thought.

Feels Like the First Time (Ron/Hermione) by gingeraled for okydoky
The empty nest makes Ron want to remember, and maybe even relive, his first time with Hermione.

Fighting Attraction (Ron/Pansy) by its_art for tarotemp
After finding Ginny snogging Dean, Ron goes for a walk to clear his head. He ends up finding sympathy from a very unlikely place.

Consorting with the Enemy (Charlie/Tonks) by luvscharlie for ozma_katiebell
Charlie thought getting caught practicing Quidditch with a Hufflepuff was the worst that could happen. He was wrong.

Stregati (Harry/Hermione) by ely_baby for purebloodgryff
Everything is possible in Venice, even what you thought would never happen.

Bedtime Story (Ron/Hermione, Draco/Ginny) by plaidphoenix for themadmermaid
Hermione tells Ron a tale of sexual ecstasy and delight concerning his sister and his mortal enemy, a tale that has Ron running for the door and Ginny running for Draco’s bedroom.

This House Will Fall (Sirius/Bellatrix) by oncologisted for laura_isaac
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first. - James Thurber

More than Kisses (Lysander/Lily Luna) by ldymusyc for royalty25
A magizoologist in the tropics, Lysander writes to his beloved.

Rita Skeeter's Last Scoop (Harry/Ginny) by lrthunder for lunalovepotter
Rita Skeeter gets one final scoop by observing a Quidditch victory celebration.

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? (Remus/Tonks) by almond_joyz for aibhinn
He's had a difficult transformation but she is feeling a bit playful.

Working Late (Ron/Lavender) by da_angel729 for itsbeenvery
Ron surprises Lavender one night late at work.

Seven-Year Hitch (Snape/Hermione) by florahart for lizardspots
Severus damn near died in the Shrieking Shack, but Hermione found a way to save him. However, there was a price, and she's going to have to keep paying it.

Loathing Love (James/Lily) by betta329 for ladyprongs
After getting him into trouble, Lily escapes to the library to avoid any more fighting with James. As Lily begins to calm down, James confronts her and their rage explodes in unexpected venues.

Wildflowers (Marcus/Katie) by kereia for purelush
Following Voldemort’s defeat, Katie Bell hurries to Azkaban to liberate her grandmother. To her surprise, she learns that a friendship has sprung up between her and Marcus Flint, who has spent the past five months as a prisoner in the cell across from her.

Distractions (Harry/Ginny) by lunalovepotter for tosca1390
Even the strong-willed Ginny Weasley can't fight Fate.

Strata (Michael/Hermione) by cryptaknight for nightfalltwen
Hermione discovers more than just artifacts while on an archaeological dig.

Lessons (Harry/Hermione/Ron) by laura_isaac ely_baby
An argument leads to some interesting reprisals.

Contract Negotiations (Snape/Narcissa) by meri_oddities violet_quill
Narcissa has a problem and needs Severus' help.

Only the Beginning (Charlie/Luna) by myownmuggle for its_art
Charlie Weasley gets a surprise letter and finds that an old acquaintance is far more than he imagined.

Time and Turn Enough (Ron/Pansy) by pocketfullof for antoshevu
Ron finds what he needs in the most unlikely place.

Affair with a Dragon, (Draco/Hermione) by irenacandy for tarie
Draco's world has fallen apart, and Hermione isn't sure she should be the one to put it back together for him.

After (Harry/Ginny) by aibhinn for da_angel729
After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry needs time. Ginny's there every step of the way.

Four Weddings (Theo/Pansy) by purelush for cryptaknight
Pansy and Theo get to know each other better at a series of weddings.

There All Along (Ron/Susan) by nightfalltwen for lady_caetlyn
Ron learns quickly that perhaps getting involved with a co-worker isn't so terrible after all.

A Chronicle of a Selection of Rita Skeeter's Conquests, or, Confessions of a Quick-Quotes Quill (Snape/Rita) by el_em_en_oh_pee for featherxquill
She and Severus have a history, though, and while he probably doesn't exactly hate her, she's pretty sure he wouldn't take too kindly to her slipping into his room, beetle-shaped, and transforming back into herself in his bed and slipping her clothes off and pushing them under a pillow and waiting for him to come and fuck her.

The Reformation (Draco/Ginny) by seegrim for cheapxdate
Draco and Ginny commemorate a new beginning.

1br walk up, eat in, full bath, floo incl. (Teddy/Victoire) by djinnj for tehgiantsquid
Teddy Lupin learns to live alone. With a lot of help.

Call of Duty (Sirius/Lily) by ladyprongs for twilightsorcery
Lily hasn’t shagged her fiancé in four months, seventeen days, and almost 10 hours. But it’s not that he would have noticed.

Jigsaw Falling Into Place (Charlie/Hermione) by heather11483 for sweet_lemmon
Hermione does something she might not regret as much as she thinks.