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Source. Okay. You have done some Awesome things, but that was just Stupid. You'd think he'd know by now that his fans are batshit. Mon, Nov. 16th, 2009, 03:06 pm
He might be playing a blood- sucking vampire on-screen, but 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson is scared that he might get killed by his crazy fans in real life. In a new book named 'Robert Pattinson: The Unauthorised Biography', the 23-year-old actor has expressed his fear of obsessed followers who are after his life ever since he shot to fame with the vampire movie, reported News of the World. "People ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair.I just don't want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don't want to get shot or stabbed," Pattinson says. The 'Twilight' sequel 'New Moon', in which he again plays vampire Edward Cullen, opens in London on Wednesday and has a high-profile movie premiere in Los Angeles the day before. But Pattinson is terrified of such occasions. "Oh my God. Are they going to blow the place up?" he says. The British actor also narrates an incident when crazy fans cut themselves to bleed to show their love for him. "There were girls who had scratched the side of their necks, so they were freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, 'We did this for you'. I didn't know what to say. 'Thank you, guys?'," Pattinson says. Wed, Nov. 11th, 2009, 02:33 pm
Tue, Nov. 10th, 2009, 05:11 pm
Seriously, I'm pretty sure dude is just trolling now. Tue, Nov. 10th, 2009, 12:32 am
The Twilight Tome, flavor text: "Just holding this heavy and unwieldy tome makes you feel a little clumsy...." Rituals of the New Moon which you can use to turn into a giant wolf. Sun, Nov. 8th, 2009, 10:20 am
On top of that, it's just a particularly well done Digital Short in general: it's on a scale they don't usually come close to, and actually looks quite similar to Twilight. You can appreciate that, if nothing else! (...If you're a film dork who cares about those things like me, I guess.) If you have access to Hulu, you can watch it here. It's also currently on YouTube, but I'm not entirely sure how long that will last. Sat, Nov. 7th, 2009, 10:56 pm
The Dish Rag by Elizabeth Snead Robert Pattinson describes how he felt when he stripped off his shirt and stepped into the light in "New Moon." "It was the closest moment I have really felt the emotional attachment to the character," he said at Friday afternoon's "Moon" junket, adding that there were so many emotionally involved extras in the Italian town square that day who had flown there to have roles in that scene. "Taking that one step into the light. ... That is the one moment since the first Comic-Con that I felt the whole weight of participation and responsibility as well. It was a good moment." He confesses that it was also "very nerve-wracking. I felt probably the most in-character I have felt in the whole series." The quote makes it seem like there are a bunch of Twi-hards as extras. Also, there is a video of RPatz angsting about the scene. Sat, Nov. 7th, 2009, 01:04 am
Fri, Nov. 6th, 2009, 05:27 pm
So, during NaNo, I usually lurk on the NaNo forums and occasionally post. This is because I have a huge soft spot for people struggling through their 'bad fantasy novel' stage. Hell, I remember when I was that way. In the Fantasy genre forums, there are like a million threads about vampires. Of course, right? Well, one poster decided to fill a thread with a 10k+ word epic post that basically amounts to "my vampires are different". The relevant segment of this post, though? My most often used reoccurring vamp (the sparkling silver skinned drag queen, seen only in my banned M-Rated adult books, The Twighlight Manor Series; and these books were written in the 1970s through 1980's btw, nearly 30 years before Twilight's sparkling vampires, which has caused some of my fans to point to Twilight and scream plagiarism, seeing how she used so many things out of my books, including the title) is a salamander mermen and thus has row after row after row of sharp piranha like teeth. Not sure if anything wanky will come from this out-of-the-blue accusation (mostly because I suspect nobody is going to read the entire post...hell, it's longer than my entire NaNo project is right now), and I'm half-convinced she's trolling, but. I dunno, man. Sat, Nov. 7th, 2009, 12:47 am
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. Thu, Nov. 5th, 2009, 01:06 pm
Good lord, this is just the trailer and I can barely get through it. And can someone finally explain to me why motion comics exist and who they serve? Sun, Nov. 1st, 2009, 06:29 pm
First, this SMeyer video on Time.com, along with an accompanying article. 10 Questions for Stephenie Meyer Author Stephenie Meyer has developed a devoted following weaving tales of romance and suspense in her young adult vampire novels Stephenie Meyer: A New J.K. Rowling? By Lev Grossman Thursday, Apr. 24, 2008 Five years ago, on the night of June 1, 2003, a Phoenix housewife named Stephenie Meyer had a dream: a young woman was talking to a beautiful, sparkling man in a sunlit meadow. The man was a vampire. They were in love, and he was telling the girl how hard it was for him to keep from killing her.Yeah, they're both relatively old, but as far as I can determine, they haven't been discussed here on I also stumbled over the following Twilight-related casting for the movie The Runaways about the groundbreaking all-girl band of the same name. Kristen Stewart is playing Joan Jett and Dakota Fanning is playing Cherie Currie. While the above is relatively old news, with the announcement of Stewart as Jett taking place back in December, it's another topic that managed to not make it into this comm. Mock and snark away! Fri, Oct. 30th, 2009, 07:01 pm
You can now have RPattz's face buried in your crotch any time you wish. Think I'm kidding? Check out the completely classy detail painstakingly created for the panty lining. *just looks at y'all* Fri, Oct. 30th, 2009, 03:08 pm
Found via Epicurious. Seriously? When is the insanity going to end?! I hope the restaurant stays true to the spirit of Twilight and all the waitresses continually fall down (with their trays) because they're OMG!SOCLUMSY Any thoughts on the menu? Broiled cow uterus? Blood pudding with Outrageous Flavour and spiked with freesia? Mon, Oct. 19th, 2009, 07:27 pm
Naturally, you make a bunch of stupid macros and laugh your head off at how lulzy this one is shaping up to be. *Image heavy. 29 macros. ( Now they are trying to tempt moviegoers to see this one with the promise of Edward getting made Felix’s bitch. I admit—that IS tempting. ) They are clearly trying to entice me to go see this. Because all that up there is funny as hell. Sorry, folks. You actively have Bella say in her shaky, shiver-dog voice, “It’s like…a hole…in my chest.” And I hate The Goddamned I hated New Moon with a passion. The filmmakers appear to have taken every single thing that made me hate it so much and have somehow made them all worse. I’m keeping my money this time around. You already suckered me into going to the first one. I’m skipping this one and the next. *Edited to upload macros to a different account due to exceeded bandwidth. Also, spam in the comments. Mon, Oct. 19th, 2009, 08:28 am
Today Jezebel brought to my attention these amazing products. They certainly seem to depict healthy relationships, no?? Also, I had to laugh at the comment that pointed out that last one. because with a sentiment that important, you want to put it on something that will last, like rubber -refiye000 If I see someone wearing that Jacob shirt when I am working that damned midnight show, it will take all my willpower to keep quiet. Wed, Oct. 14th, 2009, 07:07 pm
I have Found My Edward, and His Name is Jesus.
Well, it takes "Take this and drink of it for it is my Blood" to a whole new level, at least. Mon, Oct. 12th, 2009, 07:46 am
Sun, Oct. 11th, 2009, 08:56 pm
Enjoy :) But wait, theres I didn't think anything could get worse than that, but then I found AirbrushTieDyetz. I will spare the comm large images and just post links. First up, Team Edward: http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_fullxf now for Team Jacob: "http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxf and finally... Jacob again: http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxf Sorry about all the edits. Rich text is not my friend. |
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