Sun, Feb. 7th, 2010, 12:45 pm
[info]maudelynn: Will the real Bella please stand up... on second thought...

Someone posts in LJ Secrets that they are the real Bella.

"I am Bella Swan. I'm not a Mary-Sue, my emotions are real, my vampire family isn't lame, and none of them is pairing off with anyone but their lifemates. I am truly sorry that the woman who wrote down my story isn't as talented as you all would like her to be, but please dear god stop blaming it on me.

PS. Stop giving yourself usernames like "Edwardsgurl." You're not. So you know, he hates people who purposefully misspell in order to get a certain name.

PPS. Feel free to call me crazy if you like, but be aware that there are many, many others who come from places that have been written down in "fiction." It's a rather common phenomenon, really, from what I can gather. I've accepted the weirdness of this situation. "

http://community.livejournal.com/ljsecret/455354.html?thread=171950778#t171950778

Troll or Batshit? You decide.

Mon, Feb. 1st, 2010, 02:17 pm
[info]eilisliana:

Twilight Saga: New Moon has been nominated for 4 Razzies. Worst Screen Couple (Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang), Worst Supporting Actor (Robert Pattinson), Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel, and Worst Screenplay (screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer)

This should be interesting.

Wed, Jan. 20th, 2010, 03:34 pm
[info]criticalcricket: Twilight Graphic Novel

According to Anime News Network, Yen Press will be releasing a Twilight Graphic Novel illustrated by a Korean Manwha artist. Entertainment Weekly has a sample page up and a tiny interview with Smeyers about the project.

I know I should comment on the actual Twilight part, but those word bubbles are ugly. I can't get over them! Ok, maybe I can spare a comment for Edward's dazzling forehead and broody shadowed eyes.

Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010, 01:21 pm
[info]ilya: Let me sing y'all some songs about the confederacy...

The script for the third installment of the Twilight 'Saga' films has leaked online. But you know what makes this particular leak even better than the previous Twilight related leaks that have come before it?

The fact that the copy of the script being distributed online is emblazoned on every single page with watermarks that make it clear that it's Jackson Rathbone's copy! L.O.M.F.L.

See, RPattz. SEE. This is how you get your ass fired! SMeyer has had it in for Jackson since his constipated performance in the first film. Will he be spared from peripheral involvement in the dentally assisted, placenta munching cesarean in BD? I think I read somewhere that the Twicast are in contract talks for that now?

If one is so inclined, then one should Follow the Trail of the Light Blue Birdie in order to obtain a copy.

Gem of an excerpt:
MIKE
Time to dance, Bella. Don't make me get my robot on.
ERIC
You wish your robot looked this good.
Mike and Eric start a robot battle.

END SCENE. LOLZ.

And guys. The rest of the script? Just. As. Good.

Tue, Jan. 5th, 2010, 09:42 am
[info]maudelynn: A anon blog by the Twilight Obsessed folk

Go on, click it. You KNOW you want to.

http://mylifeistwilight.com/

Sat, Dec. 19th, 2009, 02:44 am
[info]darksumomo: UPDATE: Charges dropped in New Moon birthday party taping incident

Common sense prevails in the case described in an earlier post here in
[info]unfunnybusiness.

Hollywood Reporter: Charges dropped in 'New Moon' incident

CHICAGO -- Charges have been dropped against a 22-year-old Chicago woman accused of videotaping part of "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" at a movie theater.

Cook County prosecutors on Friday announced in court that they won't pursue charges against Samantha Tumpach.
It helped that she had the support of the movie's director.

Hollywood Reporter's THR, Esq. blog: Chris Weitz defends 'New Moon' pirate; Summit stays mum

Samantha Tumpach, 22, claims she was merely filming scenes at a Chicago-area Muvico Theater for her sister's 29th birthday party. Now, after being arrested and charged with a rarely invoked felony designed to prevent movie bootlegging, Tumpach has attracted an ally in her defense. "New Moon" director Chris Weitz tells the Chicago Sun-Times that "the case seems to me terribly unfair and I would like to do what I can to address this."
More at the Chicago Tribune, which ends with a mention of a possible lawsuit against the theater. Techdirt is not optimistic about the suit's prospects.

Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009, 07:55 am
[info]kookaburra: Helen Thomas makes everything 100x more badass

When I saw this on Regretsy today, I knew I had to share.

NGL, I would have watched that movie SO. HARD.

Fri, Dec. 4th, 2009, 01:12 pm
[info]greenconverses: If only "Twilight" was really this awesome

Twilight movie review

I don't know what universe this version of Twilight is in, but I would really really like to live there.

Wed, Dec. 2nd, 2009, 09:25 pm
[info]finchbird: A twist on the Team t-shirts.

Hijinks Ensue's hilarious take on the Team t-shirts.

You can buy the t-shirt featured in that comic.

Thu, Nov. 26th, 2009, 11:48 am
[info]sevendeadlyfun: DEEP CHAGRIN, YA'LL

Found via my favorite guilty pleasure Go Fug Yourself, a recent heroin bust on Long Island found Twilight-themed baggies with Edward's face on them.


ETA: Old news is old. Sorry guys!

Mon, Nov. 23rd, 2009, 06:47 pm
[info]littlest_lurker: Couple of links from Movieline

Twilight Brand Heroin. As in...well, see for yourselves! No source for the image though.

And if you're in the mood to get your hackles up there's also 7 Threatened fanboy responses to New Moon. Be warned, some of the quotes are pretty fuckedheaded.

Mon, Nov. 23rd, 2009, 10:42 pm
[info]nekoneko: And the Reviews Come Rolling In...

TGWTG's Chester A. Bum reviews New Moon

The longer, but still hilarious, Spoony's review of New Moon

I'm sort of surprised that nothing has exploded in the comments yet. I suppose both of them are unknown to the Twihard crowd.

Sun, Nov. 22nd, 2009, 08:39 pm
[info]quietladybirman: This Cannot End Well.



Didn't we try something like this once before, Livejournal? Because I'm sure we did, and I don't remember it ending well last time either...

Fri, Nov. 20th, 2009, 08:39 pm
[info]researchgrrrl: the grandest XO of ALL

The Simpsons's 2010 Hallowe'en special will feature a segment in which Lisa falls madly in love with a vampire boy named Edmund. Cast as the voice of Edmund?

Daniel Radcliffe. ♥!

Fri, Nov. 20th, 2009, 02:59 pm
[info]das_mervin: Fan tore her clothes off at an autograph signing...

....because Robert Pattinson made an off-hand joke that she should.

Source.

Okay. You have done some Awesome things, but that was just Stupid. You'd think he'd know by now that his fans are batshit.

Mon, Nov. 16th, 2009, 03:06 pm
[info]mariem_1: RPattz is afraid that the fans will kill him

From Indian Express:

He might be playing a blood- sucking vampire on-screen, but 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson is scared that he might get killed by his crazy fans in real life.

In a new book named 'Robert Pattinson: The Unauthorised Biography', the 23-year-old actor has expressed his fear of obsessed followers who are after his life ever since he shot to fame with the vampire movie, reported News of the World.

"People ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair.I just don't want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don't want to get shot or stabbed," Pattinson says.

The 'Twilight' sequel 'New Moon', in which he again plays vampire Edward Cullen, opens in London on Wednesday and has a high-profile movie premiere in Los Angeles the day before. But Pattinson is terrified of such occasions.

"Oh my God. Are they going to blow the place up?" he says.

The British actor also narrates an incident when crazy fans cut themselves to bleed to show their love for him.

"There were girls who had scratched the side of their necks, so they were freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, 'We did this for you'. I didn't know what to say. 'Thank you, guys?'," Pattinson says.

Wed, Nov. 11th, 2009, 02:33 pm
[info]msmanna: Twilight really does get everywhere

Even in the original sparkly fandom, the question cannot be avoided: Team Jacob, or Team Edward?

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