Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008, 03:19 pm
[info]mariem_1: Casting Wank

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There's been a casting call sent out for New Moon and oh noes, Taylor Lautner is mentioned before RPattz in the cast list (most likely because there is a lot of Jacob in New Moon and Edward is hardly in the book).

Many Edward/Bella shippers from [info]lion_lamb didn't take it well and wankery ensued.


Highlights:

chrissydechagny

Wow, seeing Taylor's name listed before Robert's was like a little punch in the gut.

sweetbunni

Yeah, it kinda made me sick :(

sugarbunnies16

Yes, i feel sick right now.

intothexocean

Ugh, man, this is what I am NOT looking forward too. -_-

soubiluv98

ew. it's just plain wrong. :(

fragile_nights

IDK. If seeing Taylor's name before Rob's was a little weird..imagine if the movie poster for New Moon was Bella and Jacob? Though, there's a bigger chance it'll be Edward and Bella.

sweetbunni

*shudders at the thought of a J/B poster* :(

luisa_f

Don't even mention it, it would be a turn off.

fragile_nights

I don't even like myself right now for even thinking about it. -_-

lyndasty

Eeewww...now I'm gonna have nightmares...

luisa_f

I don't give a fuck if Edward's part is small in NM, Taylor's SHOULD NEVER come before RPattz, NEVER.

aeteananke

The series is about Edward, Bella, and Jacob. It's a love triangle.

Regardless of whether you're Team Edward or Team Jacob or even Team Switzerland like I, Jacob is central to the story, especially in New Moon, and that is why he gets billing. Since he has a (if only marginally) larger role in New Moon than Edward, he gets higher billing. This is Hollywood crediting logic, not a personal snub to Edward/Bella fans.

For crying out loud.

Somewhere Rob is laughing already.

chrissydechagny

The series is not about a love triangle. It's about Edward and Bella.

That's not Hollywood crediting logic, actually. The order of billing is probably already written into contracts, and things like "he has slightly less screentime in this one" will have very little to do with it. "Taylor deserves to have top billing since Rob gets top billing in the other 3" is also not Hollywood crediting logic.

jtyy239

I love New Moon and I'm so exciting for it. But ugh, the thought of having Jacob's face much bigger than Edward in the movie poster is making me abit sick. Not against Jacob tbh, I just can't get myself to get used to that.... yet.

artanis0010

Well, hot damn. Taycob is moving up. WTF. I feel befuddled now.

florescentia

Someone needs to get some serious smackage and learn where his place is. *Smackkkk*

artanis0010

For real! The damn boy (Jacob) is growing on me (because Taylor is just plain adorable) but he will ever overshadow Edward in terms of his place in the series.

artanis0010

*never ARGH

florescentia

Yeah, same here. I fell in love with Jacob in Breaking Dawn (dont ask me how) and once I saw him in the movie I liked him even more.. Now? Not so much. They better change the order up on the official movie page or other wise there will be a lot of angry fan girls out there and you don't want to tick them off.

florescentia

Aaaaaahh.. Taylor before Rob?! 0_o

sweetbunni

I know, it's just not right. :(

florescentia

Taylor needs to get bitch slapped and learn where his place is!!

lrning2_breathe

this post is just preview for all the taycob resentment that's gonna be going down in the coming months haha :P i imagine they'll put a lot more edward throughout it than in the book. i'm just saying, if we only get 25-30 of rob screentime, there will be hell to pay. ;)


We also have a flounce on third page.

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 01:48 pm (UTC)
[info]sandyclaws68

LOL Harmonians Twi-hards!

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 02:08 pm (UTC)
[info]calatha

Edward is hardly in the book

I'll bet that they end up expanding his part by adding parallel scenes showing whatever he's off doing while Bella pines away for him. Poor RPattz. He doesn't seriously think he's going to get off easy, does he?

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
[info]shallow_kid

My money is on this, too. Due to the hordes of rabid RPattz fangirls there's no way in Hell the studio will let him sit New Moon out for the most part. Prepare for lots of silent, misty, broody, soulful, brokenhearted shots of Emoward.

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 05:50 pm (UTC)
[info]abharding

And - as much as I hate to say it - it even makes sense. The books are all from Bella's POV - and first person POV at that. So the book couldn't show what Edward was doing while he was away. (unless done in a flashback as told by Edward - I don't know I haven't read the books and have no intention of reading them.) A movie would not have that problem.

Mon, Dec. 1st, 2008 06:40 am (UTC)
gentle_benj

Like Liv Tyler in The Two Towers, only with way more makeup.

Tue, Dec. 2nd, 2008 04:36 am (UTC)
[info]arby_m

LOL at your icon

Mon, Dec. 1st, 2008 04:15 am (UTC)
[info]lilychan

He doesn't seriously think he's going to get off easy, does he?

They never do.

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
[info]the_seventh_l

Taylor needs to get bitch slapped and learn where his place is!!

Oh, lovely. D:
Keep it classy, Twitards.

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

It seems especially dumb for them to freak out considering that the studio has said publically that TL isn't even signed on for the movie yet, so I doubt they're putting a ton of thought into the cast order for a random casting sheet. Relax, I mean, damn, they've already won this war in every conceivable way. Let the Jacob fans have their 5 minutes of smugness before the carpet gets yanked away from them when RPattz is suddenly in every other scene in New Moon.

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 04:22 pm (UTC)
iwanttobeasleep

But ugh, the thought of having Jacob's face much bigger than Edward in the movie poster is making me abit sick. Not against Jacob tbh, I just can't get myself to get used to that.... yet.

It would be really weird if Jacob suddenly had a huge, giant head. I wouldn't be able to get used to that either.

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 05:16 pm (UTC)
[info]rose_tyler

I actually find this... extremely obnoxious. Lay off the actor. Poor kid isn't Jacob Black. He just plays him in a crappy movie.

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
[info]oxfordcomma

Poor aeteananke. She's trying to bring the sanity! Sadly, this is a futile endeavor.

Mon, Dec. 1st, 2008 06:27 am (UTC)
[info]vzg

aeteananke uses LOGIC!

It missed!

Other Twilighters use RABIES!

I don't know where it goes from there, except the other Twilighters end up gnawing on their own tails and I hope aeteananke gets away.

Sun, Nov. 30th, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
[info]chibikaijuu

I think the guy who plays Billy Black should totally receive top billing. (Isn't he that guy who plays Generic American Indian Guy in basically every film ever?)

Tue, Dec. 2nd, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)
[info]yoritomo_reiko

I had to go look it up because I thought you meant Graham Greene for a few moments there. Who really has played Generic American Indian Guy all over the place. But is also awesome, so...

Mon, Dec. 1st, 2008 04:12 am (UTC)
[info]lilychan

Oh, I'm totally going to try for the casting call.

Who knows? Maybe I'll end up meeting Rpatz.

Mon, Dec. 1st, 2008 04:13 am (UTC)
[info]lyrangalia

Ah, Twilight feminism at work. First the vampires must tear out the engines of their wimmens' cars and now the werewolves gotta learn their place wrt the vampires.

*snort* I sort of wish it would devolve into Underworld... Blood, guns, and vampires > sparkling vampires

Mon, Dec. 1st, 2008 05:31 am (UTC)
[info]ladyyatexel

TAYCOB?!

They've fused now? I couldn't get beyond that.

Mon, Dec. 1st, 2008 06:28 am (UTC)
[info]vzg

If you rearrange the letters, he becomes boy cat! Clearly this actor also played the little boy cat in Psych.

Tue, Dec. 2nd, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Oh, the little boy cat! They should replace the werewolves with little boy cats. That would be exponentially better.

Mon, Dec. 1st, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
[info]nonnyeve

....that poor actor.

Tue, Dec. 2nd, 2008 01:15 am (UTC)
[info]wtf

It's funny how billing works! Methinks that the hardcore Edward fantwats have willed the mostly sparkle-free plot of New Moon out of their heads.

Tue, Dec. 2nd, 2008 05:51 am (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Yes. That uppity kid should learn his place. He is getting in the way of the blinding sparkling of Edward and Bella's love. This is in no way racially distressing.

-meleth on lj

Tue, Dec. 2nd, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
[info]seldomnaughty

These people have ridiculously weak constitutions if the thought of Taylor Lautner's face being bigger than RPattz's on a poster makes them sick.

Just another tick in the box for "proof modern medicine interrupted the natural order of things by circumventing natural selection."