The Twilight Cornfield

THAT IS THE CREEPIEST FANDOM RELATED SHIT EVER!!!!
EVER!!

omfg D:

I remember that when it was first posted, it was in some nessie comm on LJ, or some crap like that. D: D: D:


Fanfiction, that's as "unusual" as it gets for me.

What.

That looks like one of those tumors with hair in it.

I thought it was a rotting kiwi at first...

You know, I may make fun of Anita Blake and it's fandom, but I'm pretty sure no one's ever arts-and-crafted her Vagoo of Doom. I think this should be the new nadir mark for a terrible terrible fandom.

It looks like a felt geode.

I thought it was zombie brains.

D:

That's just gross.

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I AM RUNNING OFF TO KILL MYSELF NOW. HUMANITY, YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME!

D: D: D:

WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THIS THE CULT OF LIFE OF WHICH THE QUIVERFULL SPEAKS?!

and then, lots of screaming

needs moar broken spine

OH JESUS H CHRIST ON A POGO STICK MAKE IT STOP

Oh my fucking god. Before I saw the text, I was wondering why you put up a cow's hairball in cross-section on here... and then it was so much worse.

Just when you think this fandom couldn't get any crazier...

NO NO NO

NO

I just saw that, and immediately thought "If that shit isn't already posted to the sparklefield, I'm so on it."

There are no words. The maker said she's a big advocate for the "normalization" of birth, but woman? Let me tell you--there ain't nothing normal about the birth scene in BD.

I think what creeps me out most is that it is a disembodied pregnant belly. It's supposed to be Bella's belly--but with no Bella. Only the belly matters; the rest of the woman is irrelevant (okay, and hard as fuck to felt, but still--a disembodied pregnant belly, WTF?).

I did get a new macro out of all this fuckery, though:

Somebody emailed me a link to that several months ago when the first Twilight wank hit the fan, and I had managed to forget about it...

BUT NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP AGAIN.

... would you, uh, mind putting that behind a cut? I'm a huge wuss and it's freaking me out every time I check my JF friendspage.

For a second there I was like "Wait what the fuck community is this." And then I scrolled down the read the text.

WAAAAAGH! D:

Man, and I thought making Earthbound charm bracelets was an embarrassing fan hobby.

...Yes, just what I needed to see before going to bed. D:

Cut, please.

It looks like a freaking egg with a voodoo doll inside. Or rock, ash, and lava from Pompeii.