Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009, 09:43 am
[info]caito: Russet Noon

Brought to us, originally, by a mousie on [info]wank_report  . Ridiculous write-up brought to you by me having too much time on my hands, as always.

OMG U GUYZ. I, like, so totally cannot wait for Russet Noon to come out. I am going to buy it and cherish it forever and always, since it's totes for sale, and I can even pre-order it! Russet Noon is the Team Jacob tribute novel by Lady Sybilla that answers the question, "What happens after Breaking Dawn?"
After the twilight, a new moon is obscured by an eclipse. Then a breaking dawn appears to end it all. But, after the sun leaves the dawn behind to rise to its zenith, a russet noon begins with a new adventure.
The author uses zomg big words so you know she must be crazy smart, so her book will be crazy awesome. Like, did you know "russet" means "reddish brown"? But it's so much awesomer-sounding than just saying "reddish brown"! I'm thrilled to bits!

Also, "Beware of half-truth accusations and find out about the actual facts on copyright laws." That's what Russet Noon's website told me, so I checked out their link to The Publishing Law Center's article on the protection of fictional characters:
[To prove infringement]... one must prove that there is a "substantial similarity" between the original fictional character and the infringing character.
And taking the character's name, traits, and backstory totally doesn't count, you guys.
While there may still be some degree of uncertainty and inconsistency regarding the legal protection of graphic characters, the legal protection available for fictional characters is even less uncertain and more inconsistent... Courts are uncomfortable affording protection to fictional characters that they are unable to see.
This means that Lady Sybilla is pretty sure she can get away with it! ;D
In addition, intellectual property law is usually used to prevent a diminution in the value of intellectual property... In fact, the most difficult aspect of protecting a fictional character is that one may be required to demonstrate that the value of the particular fictional character has decreased, and not that one has been harmed artistically since many courts would be unsympathetic to such a plea.
Well you can't diminish Twilight characters much further, as Smeyer has done that herself this means that even if Smeyer cries and posts a flounce to her website, no one will give a shit! Legally, that is. Thirteen-year-old Team Edward fans would probably still whine like little babies.
This article is not legal advice. You should consult an attorney if you have legal questions that relate to your specific publishing issues and projects.
Like, I am sooooo sure that Lady Sybilla followed the advice in this disclaimer to a tee. She wrote a whole book, you guys! Clearly that means she knows what she's doing. I'm so excited for her, I might piss myself!

You can also tell she knows what she's doing because she put out a press release!
The Volturi are now watching the Cullens even closer, and a conspiracy is brewing deep within the catacombs of of Volterra.

Aro is determined to put an end to Bella's happily ever after. He is obsessed with getting Renesmee to join his clan in Italy, while Edward and Bella refuse to make Renesmee a full vampire.

Renesmee hates herself for being only a half breed, and her unhappiness turns Bella against her own daughter.

Humans in Forks are starting to suspect something about the Cullens, and Renesmee's lack of self-control is to blame for it. Bella and Edward might have to leave Forks permanently to protect Nessie.

Meanwhile, the spirit warriors have returned to live among the Quileutes. Taha Aki has made contact with Jacob to warn him that great danger is coming to La Push.
OMG IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST STORY EVER. I think I just crapped in my pants! From glee.

Lady Sybilla is putting this book out there thanks to the help of AV Paranormal Publishing, an independent publisher in the Los Angeles area. I'm not even going to talk about their website, you should check it out yourself! Lady Sybilla posts their promos on her Youtube account! I'm so delighted, I'm vomiting blood!

And speaking of Youtube, you can listen to the preface of Russet Noon! I'm pulling out chunks of my hair from joy!

Maybe I should respond to this ad, seeking out a tall and muscular dude who appears Native American to model for a promotional website! Wait a sec, you mean they're not just gonna keep using 'shooped images of Taylor Lautner? OH WELLS. I'm so ecstatic, my eyes will probably pop out of my head when my brain explodes anyway!


I TOTALLY NEED A JACOB SUGITCHI ICON NOW FDHSJFHDHGFLSGF.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 02:06 am (UTC)
(Anonymous)

This isn't going to end well. *gets popcorn*

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 02:17 am (UTC)
[info]sarkasm

This is totally better than writing an essay on tuberculosis in pre-European contact America. Pass the popcorn, plz.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
[info]reeve

This is giving me flashbacks of one of my favorite wanks

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 02:41 am (UTC)
[info]anarchicq

...I have a feeling Smeyer is not going to be pleased once she catches wind of this. I mean, this is the woman who threatened to never write again when one of her books was leaked...or something.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 02:45 am (UTC)
[info]esclaramonde

... "Tribute novel"?

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
[info]greenconverses

This is going to be amazing. Send in the lawyers!

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 02:54 am (UTC)
[info]miss_eponine

Oh, this is going to be good.

Why do people ever think stuff like this is a good idea?

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
[info]deliciouschaos

Oh, ffs.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
[info]eilisliana

Oh, look how cute! The Twilight fandom is having a copyright law wank. So who's going to be Cleolinda for Russet Noon-gate?

*goes to stock up on munchies*

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
[info]persona

Wow.

Just wow.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 04:09 am (UTC)
[info]cleolinda

Based on the experience of the girl who tried to sell her Star Wars fanfic... I give it 24 hours.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 04:12 am (UTC)
[info]arionhunter

Russet Noon is only the first in a mind-blowing fan trilogy! Don't forget to buy the next two Jacob-tastic tributes: Sepia Late Afternoon and Light Tan Early Evening!

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 04:29 am (UTC)
[info]sanna

I literally just stared and slowly pushed my chair away from my desk when I opened up the AV Paranormal site. Nothing adds legitimacy to your self-published fanfiction like haunted castles and exorcisms!

I must remember to get popcorn and booze when I go to the grocery store.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 05:21 am (UTC)
[info]keri

Okay, I love this so much. I love plagiarism wank and self-publishing wank like crazy. Lily whatsherface and AngstGoddess003 are my favorite Twilight-fandom-people ever.


But.

All that awesome gets overshadowed here.

The best bit, ever, and it's seriously awesome: when the NEW MOON is OBSCURED BY the SUN in an ECLIPSE.

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS. This woman can not only change the meaning of legal definitions, but she can change the laws of physics. How amazing must her book be, if she can do all that?!?!

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 05:23 am (UTC)
[info]plazmah

Aw, an early birthday present! You shouldn't have!

*gleefully settles in*

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC)
[info]julian_black

It's about the main NA character in Twilight and it's called Russet Noon? Oh, no. That's not offensive in any way. NO.

[slams head into well-worn depression on desktop]

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 07:52 am (UTC)
[info]bobafeis

How would you even make a Jacob Sugitchi icon? Besides overwhelming height and general russet-ness? Is Sugitchi going to go around getting in pissing contests with Edward Sugitchi and forcibly kissing Bella Sugitchi and imprinting on Renesmee Sugitchi? Because that would be the awesomest thing EVER.

And why is it that epic "tributes" always end up horribly OOC and with the author shouting what a big meanie-pie the canon creator is? You'd think someone who cared enough to waste that much time would, y'know, have paid attention to things like plot and characterization.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 09:11 am (UTC)
(Anonymous)

She can't be that stupid to think what she's doing isn't illegal, can she?
Kleiman at least made an effort to disguise that 'Daylight' was a Twilight fanfic and gave characters and places other names.
(no subject) - (Anonymous)

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 02:17 pm (UTC)
[info]cill_ros

The website makes it seem like a movie tie-in or something. The studio is going to be really happy about that.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Well... I know who I'm going to use to publish my novel now. After the legal battles hit the press this crappy little publishing company will be on the map. That is, of course, if they survive.

Though, honestly, can this fanfic really be any worse than the real thing? Only time will tell.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

... to play Devil's Advocate, I like to come up with cool-sounding things like band names based on colors (or, more specifically, pigments). It's an artist thing.

Tue, Mar. 24th, 2009 06:49 pm (UTC)
[info]anonyrat

Team Jacob tribute novel

This is not the worst novel in the world.

This is just a tribute.

Wed, Mar. 25th, 2009 12:27 am (UTC)
[info]atanvarne

I hope this is being screen-capped in all its lulzy glory in case Lady Sybilla *curtseys* actually does pay attention to those C&D notices she's about to receive.