Tue, May. 12th, 2009, 09:34 pm
[info]ilya: I AM SO BLOODY HORRIFIED RIGHT NOW. I CANNOT EVEN COME UP WITH A SUBJECT LINE...

Source: http://pillowbiters.blogspot.com/2009/05/peter-kellan-and-edi-play-around-with.html

A mature Twi-Mom and Facebook friend of mine, Jennifer, had the *fabulous* idea of transforming *Pocket* Edward into Vibrating Edward (note black battery pack). She brought him to the Twi-Con L.A. event.

Jennifer was one of five chicks to win lunch with Peter Facinelli. While the lunch date was a *private* affair, here's the overview of her "Vibrating Edward" experience:


As for Vibrating Pocket Edward, I was the first of my entourage of girlfriends to ask for autographs, and being the sales person that I am, I came in w/my great opener: "Will you sign my Vibrating Pocket Edward?" Edi Gathegi was quite speechless and made a big show of putting anti-bacterial on, at which point Kellan Lutz asked if he was putting on lube.

I was so nervous, I was probably blushing like Bella too. Edward was buzzing quite powerfully the entire time, and all the actors played around w/him and asked how we came up w/the idea. This was a rudimentary design, though, so I promised he would be more "user-friendly" by TwiCon SF.

I didn't show Edward off to Peter till the autograph session, and he looked at me like he was thinking "You seemed normal at lunch, and you show up w/a vibrating doll?" If anyone brings up this story to these guys, they'll remember for sure. We stopped the line cold during the autograph signing w/all the yells and whoops, even security came over to touch Edward.

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I fucking give up on humanity.  I am so horrified.  MORTIFIED.  :((((((((( 

Oh bloody hell...this sure beats that care package of sex toys gifted to one of the Smallville Boys wank a while ago...
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Tue, May. 12th, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC)
[info]maudelynn

I hadn't thought of that. I don't think good planning is something this particular person is good at, however. Thinking things through doesn't appear high on her list activities she does well, either.
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Tue, May. 12th, 2009 07:47 pm (UTC)
[info]cleolinda

Or possibly, the whole thing was for attention and no one was ever going to *use* it anyway.

This thought will help me sleep tonight.
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Tue, May. 12th, 2009 07:55 pm (UTC)
[info]maudelynn

In the immortal words of Mr Bennet "You think that way, if it gives you comfort."
Here... distraction ... fans that use their time in a better way
http://web.mac.com/happycapy/CA_OR_Trip/Hobbiton,_USA.html
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Tue, May. 12th, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
[info]redtienightly

Oh please let it be so.
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