Wed, May. 13th, 2009, 12:03 pm
[info]atanvarne: RPattz

We here in the Sparklefield ought not let this most auspicious day go unremarked upon.

Today is Robert Pattinson's birthday! To honour the man who brought to life the most famousest SparklepireTM who ever twinkled in the sunlight, I offer you this.

Happy Birthday, RPattz!


That TM should probably be a copyright symbol, but I don't know how to make those. Sparklepire and all associated phrases of awesomeness are attributed to Cleolinda and the denizens of FW/Sparklefield.

Wed, May. 13th, 2009 09:59 pm (UTC)
[info]maudelynn

Good grief, he doesn't even look old enough to have pit hair in that. Is it glued on?

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
[info]atanvarne

I know!! I wonder if he'd had any inkling what his future held if he'd have run from the studio screaming.

Wed, May. 13th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
[info]keri

PSA:

© = ©

(I get excited when I remember how to do that AND how to share it! :P)

Wed, May. 13th, 2009 10:18 pm (UTC)
[info]maudelynn

It took me forever to find out how to ™ on my Mac. Option key and 2

Wed, May. 13th, 2009 10:24 pm (UTC)
[info]keri

Dang, Mac keyboards have some crazy shortcuts. All I have is € and $ set next to my arrow keys.


But I've always done the TM by surrounding it with <sup> </sup>. I know there's a thingy for it like &hearts; or whatever, but I can't ever remember if it's just tm or what.

Wed, May. 13th, 2009 10:27 pm (UTC)
[info]maudelynn

Your icon is....mesmerizing. What is it from?

Wed, May. 13th, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
[info]keri

Isn't it, though? I saw it on [info]weepingcock the other day and subsequently found myself losing sleep two nights in a row watching the source anime.

The show is "Inukami!" and it's pretty crack and also hilarious. The scene that inspired the icon is from the third part of the first episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKpL9bv4FCA

The best episode, for the crack and wtf and lulz, is probably #18, if you want to take the time to check it out, but it doesn't make much sense out of context of the storyline, not that the context makes much sense either. Basically it's a lot of innuendo and gay jokes and penis jokes and Youko, Keita's bonded magic animal girl, getting annoyed with Keita and using her shikuchi to remove his clothes in public.

Except in the icon's scene, he did it himself on purpose in order to fight a magician who was shooting lasers from his nipples. The lasers would make all males' clothes vanish.

Sat, May. 16th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)
[info]vzg

shooting lasers from his nipples.

Well, I know I've just fallen in love with this show.

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 11:49 am (UTC)
[info]jujubee

Option + G is ©.

Sat, May. 16th, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC)
[info]vzg

...I just learned something!

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I AM GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS.

Sat, May. 16th, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
[info]maudelynn

Yep, opens up a whole new world, doesn't it???

Sun, May. 17th, 2009 05:10 am (UTC)
[info]vzg

I† ®eålly døe§!¡!

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC)
[info]atanvarne

©
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Oh, how cool is that!! Thank you!!

Wed, May. 13th, 2009 11:10 pm (UTC)
[info]insanitys_place

For those with twitter, the #RPattz hash tag is going strong today. I'm guessing purely because it's his birthday today the hash tag is exploding with tweets.

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 12:21 am (UTC)
[info]cleolinda

MTV's movies blog devoted two separate birthday posts to him, and @ropeofsilicon was like, "OHHHHHH GOD." I mean, not that I disagree, but it was funny to see one movie site trashing another one.

I was surprised that Entertainment Weekly didn't devote a full day of coverage, actually.

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
[info]insanitys_place

I've been seeing mostly tweets that are just
#rpattz#rpattz#rpattz#rpattz#rpattz#rpattz#rpattz#rpattz#rpattz

others had birthday wishes on them, except for one that was, essentially, For Chrissakes, just leave the poor guy alone on his birthday, please.

The Russet Noon twitter was kind of hilarious: #RPattz I'm not Dazzled.

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 12:52 am (UTC)
[info]criticalcricket

Well that made me feel pedolicious ^_^;

Happy Birthday RPattz! May you get many bottles of sparkling body wash.

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 04:58 am (UTC)
[info]atanvarne

I'd love to send him a case of sparkling wine, maybe a nice chardonnay body wash to go with it.

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
[info]ilya

:(

Young!Pattz always freaks me out somewhat. He looks so innocent and is completely unaware of the batshit that's about to descend on him. :((((((

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 05:02 am (UTC)
[info]atanvarne

That poor kid needed a crystal ball a good five years ago.

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 11:16 am (UTC)
[info]feenix

I KNEW today was more dazzling than normal for some reason.

Guess that was the reason.

Happy (belated) birthday RPattz. May you receive a lot of alcohol and NOT fangirls that present themselves in cakes.

Thu, May. 14th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Ew. That picture makes me feel dirty, like I'm looking at kiddie porn.

Fri, May. 15th, 2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): JUNE 20TH IS RPATTZ DAY! TRU FAX!

For those of you that live in England, the Picturehouse at FACT is going to host a day of Robert Pattinson films for your viewing pleasure.

The 3 movies that they'll host includes:
1) Twilight (doy)
2) How to Be
3) Little Ashes

To book tickets and receive discounts, visit:
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/news_item.aspx?venueId=fact&id=1683

(Ps. sorry if I break any non-promotion rules)
Now drool children! Drool to your hearts content!

...just, don't invite /all/ the crazies to it. There are only so many towels FACT are able to provide to mop up after them.

- A None Mouse.