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Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009, 12:32 am
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) paper_rain: I'll just leave this here
Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 04:49 am (UTC)
beccastareyes
Bella-Barbie looks pretty normal. Edward-Ken would have to be shoved in my closet so I don't get nightmares from it. If I could sleep at all with it in the room. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 04:49 am (UTC)
hallidae
My mama is a Barbie collector of near-insane proportions. I showed her this and asked her if she was going to get them, and I think she nearly threw her back out from laughing. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 04:52 am (UTC)
spawn_of_kong
Somehow I'm not surprised. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 05:38 am (UTC)
_goblin_
WHY ARE ALL THESE EDWARD DOLLS SO FLIPPIN' SCARY? It's like the world is collectively trying to get the Twihards to just snap out of it, already. Also, Bella-Barbie looks more like Stephenie Meyer than Kristen Stewart. O_o Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 06:26 am (UTC)
cmdr_zoom
Also, Bella-Barbie looks more like Stephenie Meyer than Kristen Stewart. O_onoooo comment. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 09:21 pm (UTC)
_goblin_
The face, dude. Just look at the face. Barbie bodies never resemble anything realistically human. But that soul-eating smile? Those sly, gloating eyes? Oh, yeah. That's Stephenie. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 03:21 am (UTC)
miera_c
WHY ARE ALL THESE EDWARD DOLLS SO FLIPPIN' SCARY?Well look at what they're based on. Tue, Jun. 23rd, 2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
lyrangalia
Also, Bella-Barbie looks more like Stephenie Meyer than Kristen Stewart. O_oMattel's design department: Smarter than we give them credit for? Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 05:47 am (UTC)
bienegold
Jesus. Just when you thought Edward couldn't be MORE FUCKING CREEPY, there Mattel goes! *brrrrr* Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 06:58 am (UTC)
platedlizard
No one is asking the important question, DOES EDWARD SPARKLE? Because if he dose, then I am so getting him. Mind, my cat will probably make him into a chew toy the way she did with my Obama action figure, but it would still be worth it. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 08:40 am (UTC)
bienegold
He does! Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 11:46 am (UTC)
cleolinda
I quote: Edward is luminescent with a shimmering complexion and trademark gold eyes. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
_goblin_
D-:} My brain, in self-defence, had skimmed right past that line without telling me. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 08:44 am (UTC)
chibikaijuu
*wibble* Edward is scary and possibly from another planet. A bad planet. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 11:47 am (UTC)
cleolinda
You know how bad this is? I'm not getting one, that's how bad this is. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 03:39 pm (UTC)
wolfsamurai
I think I've become so numb to some flavors of Twilight weirdness that my only reaction to this was "At least it's not a sex doll". Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
cmdr_zoom
Not out of the box, anyway. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
deliciouschaos
One day there will be a repeat of the "I'm glad I fuck my doll!" wank, only Twilight-themed, and I might cry. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 03:57 am (UTC)
criticalcricket
Well, the first doll that was fucked did sparkle. So we were close. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
sistercoyote
Darn it all! And me without my "Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down" icon. Yikes. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 02:45 pm (UTC)
phosfate
Dunno...Bella looks like she has the Gumby body. Flexible. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
wankismyfandom
Husband, when I shared this comment with him: "oh god is that a link?" Me: "No." Husband, visibly relieved: "Good." Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
persona
Argh. I want its clothing. I like the top. Not so much that I'd ever buy it, though. Urgh. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
trout
Who better to capture the young star-crossed love of these two characters than Barbie & Ken.Indeed. Why didn't I see the strong bond between Barbie dolls and Twilight before? Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 10:47 pm (UTC)
_goblin_
Why is Barbie =/= Bella? Because Barbie smiles. Because Barbie has a career (or seven) and went to college. Because Barbie is not clumsy; Barbie can dance the fucking can-can in stiletto heels, baby. Because Barbie's waist is too small to accommodate demon-babies; demon-babies can apply elsewhere for gestation. And last, but not least: Because Barbie doesn't fucking need Ken. Barbie is a "complete set" with just her pretty wardrobe, thanks. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 12:50 am (UTC)
(Anonymous)
Don't forget that Barbie broke up with Ken for about two years for some Aussie named Blaine. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
cleo_lassen
Barbie and Ken's love has always been star-crossed - Barbie is a strong, independent career woman, and Ken is gay. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 03:13 am (UTC)
_goblin_
Their love is pure. Because they have no genitalia. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 03:35 am (UTC)
wankaholic
Their underwear is molded to their perfect plastic bodies. Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009 10:24 pm (UTC)
atreyu
I'm tempted to buy one for my sister so she can do horrible things to it. Wait, THIRTY-FIVE BUCKS?! Fuck that noise. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 04:02 am (UTC)
khym_chanur
Well, on the plus side, this Edward doll doesn't look constipated, unlike the previous Edward doll that was posted about here. Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009 04:27 am (UTC)
_goblin_
It's really a glaring oversight on Mattel's part. Tue, Jun. 23rd, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC)
mariem_1
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