The Twilight Cornfield

Wed, Aug. 19th, 2009, 08:07 pm
disdainful_soul: It's Happened

There's a Twilight dildo. (Link obvs. NSFW) And it sparkles in the sunlight!

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn't love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That's what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night.

The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.

The Vamp is a web only exclusive offering through TantusInc.com for $39.99. We are currently taking pre-orders for this one of a kind toy. We will be shipping them first come first serve starting 9/1/09. Don't let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today.

Current Mood: Honestly not surprised

Current Music: Who We Are - Xandria

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Thu, Aug. 20th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
ghoulsis

Did anyone else watch the vid? They mention that their toys are boilable, bleachable, and... dishwasher safe.

*pause*

Speaking as someone who works in a microbiology lab, the boiling and bleaching seems perfectly sensible, but... dishwasher-safe? Is this, er, common practice? Putting them in the dishwasher, I mean?

/wow
//has led sheltered life, apparently
///this could make for some interesting and awkward roommate discussions, yes?

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Thu, Aug. 20th, 2009 12:16 am (UTC)
worstangel

I obviously can't speak for all dishwashers out there, but mine has a sanitize option -- if I wanted to clean a toy without fuss, I'd probably pop it in there.

Though... my room mates and I have a bad habit of running the dishwasher but not unloading it, and I'd probably forget to slip it out. >_>

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Thu, Aug. 20th, 2009 06:56 am (UTC)
kookaburra

That's one of the pros of the new pyrex dildos. When I lived alone, I would pop them in there on the super-duper hot cycle. Also, that is how I would clean my horse bits and stirrups, so, um. I guess it would depend on the person if they thought those were better or worse.