Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008, 03:05 pm
[info]rose_tyler: Sparkle Motion in a Can

Hot Topic has just introduced a dazzling new product.

It's Edward Cullen Body Shimmer, I shit you not.

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
[info]keri

does it look like sweat?

it'd better look like sweat is what i'm saying.

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
[info]kitsune_wolf

rofl! (What else is there to say?)

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC)
[info]finchbird

Thank goodness this didn't come out before the movie did.

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
[info]cleolinda

Why does it have the most terrifying picture of him possible?

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
[info]lyrangalia

Because it's the SKIN OF A KILLER.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
[info]cleolinda

I still love that people thought I made that line up.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

It's so damn ridiculous we had to hope you made it up, Cleo.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC)
[info]cleolinda

Even THE MOVIE lets you play Horrify the Twilight Noob!

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
[info]lyrangalia

Is there a SKIN OF A KILLER variety in the works?

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
[info]calatha

Now you too can literally sparkle like thousands of tiny diamonds are
embedded in the surface of your skin!

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
[info]cmdr_zoom

nowavailableatHotTopic, theofficialoutletformass-merchandized"alternative"culture, atamallorshoppingcenternearyou.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 07:28 am (UTC)
[info]adevyish

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MARGINALIZING MY ALTERNATIVENESS!!11!!!1!!

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
[info]miraba

I'm torn between laughing and headdesking really hard.

Fri, Dec. 12th, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
[info]tintin

LOLOLOL I'm totally buying some of that.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 12:22 am (UTC)
[info]singe

I can just see my niece getting me that for a Christmas gag gift.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 01:10 am (UTC)
[info]ironymaiden

My question is, does it make that hysterical bell-ringing sound if you put it on and step into the sunlight? That's what made that scene so funny to me-- not the sparkling, but the fact that the sparkling made this ~shiiiiiiing~ noise.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 01:45 am (UTC)
[info]waitwut

yeah, that made us go o.0 then 0.o and then I laughed.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 04:34 pm (UTC)
[info]sandyclaws68

Same here. I didn't just laugh, I seriously guffawed. Out loud. Then the *shinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne* noise combined with the SKIN OF A KILLER schtick did me in. Death by ROFL.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 04:55 am (UTC)
[info]anonyrat

I have to hand it to Hot Topic -- they're really on the cutting edge of "looking like a vampire" trends.

Also I KNOW WHAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 05:42 am (UTC)
[info]platedlizard

Body glitter? I remember that stuff from high school. ie, ten years ago. lulz

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
[info]napalmnacey

Ready for a true story? When I was a teenager, they didn't actually sell body glitter in any of the stores here in Perth. I had to actually buy craft glitter and apply it to myself. It was the mid-nineties and my backwards hick town hadn't caught up with the glitter wave yet. And I was a hopeless hippy.

This resulted in my best mate and I having glitter fights in the girl's toilets at high school. God, the floor after those was FABULOUS. *laughs*

/pointless story.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 07:05 am (UTC)
[info]_goblin_

Couldn't they choose a photo where he looked attractive instead of very, very cranky?

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
[info]cleolinda

See, I don't see "cranky" so much as "om nom your soul."

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
[info]_goblin_

And I see from the next post that one can now procure that photo in a bedsheet! Excellent! Because Edward needs to be able to eat your soul in a single bite!

Sun, Dec. 14th, 2008 01:33 pm (UTC)
[info]nyoda

To me, he just looks constipated. Like he needs a good laxative. Preferably one made of garlic.

Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

I just think it's hilarious that it's at Hot Topic, which according to South Park, is the store to go to if you want to become a vampire.

Sun, Dec. 14th, 2008 03:17 am (UTC)
[info]platedlizard

DUDE! IT'S SOLD OUT! MY SOUL IS LEAKING OUT MY EARS!

Sun, Dec. 14th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
[info]cleolinda

Well, probably because all of us ran out and bought it to inflict on people for Christmas.

Wed, Dec. 17th, 2008 04:51 am (UTC)
[info]lilychan

...

Did they read my crack theory?

Sat, Mar. 13th, 2010 01:44 pm (UTC)
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