Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008, 11:41 am
[info]thebratqueen: If Twilight was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times more honest

The Abridged Scripts for Movies version of Twilight.

Too much awesome to quote, since I'd end up quotiing the whole damn thing. I'll just say that their version of the history of vampires made me utterly incapable of breathing.
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Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
[info]shallow_kid

I am still endlessly disappointed that movie!Bella didn't wear a blue sweater and a long, khaki skirt to go *~Meet The Cullens~* for the first time.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 06:00 pm (UTC)
[info]dez_chan

ROBERT PATTINSON

So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

RISTEN STEWART

I love you. Put a baby in me.

ROBERT PATTINSON

At least the other three books can't possibly be more misogynistic and depressing.

They ARE.

END

Ow, my sides!
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Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC)
[info]miraba

That is far too awesome.
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Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
[info]vzg

@Tilde- actually he's rich because him and his family never age, hence they have been in existence for a very long time (carlisle[the oldest] is like 250 yrs old). because of this, they have had longer than most people to make money. thats why they're super rich. not because they're stereotyped.</>

Head, meet desk. I know you'll have a lot of fun times together.
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Sat, Dec. 13th, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
[info]vzg

Aaand once again, I fuck up my HTML. Huzzah!
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