Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010, 04:07 pm
das_mervin: Even the actors are disagreeing with Rosenburg.
In light of yesterday's post, I changed my mind about posting this here.Robert Pattinson Wants "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" to be X-Rated.
"I would love it if 'Breaking Dawn' became a totally hardcore series for adults," he told Premiere magazine. "Can you imagine if they decided to go full out and 'Twilight' suddenly became this totally hardcore series for adults with nude scenes? Summit would suddenly become the most progressive studio in the world. It would be funny."
Personally, I think he wants nekkid scenes so he can drop trou and moon the Twifans all while pretending it's just fan-service.
Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010 09:16 pm (UTC)
And then it would make turning vampire series into porn midway through into a tradition, and that could only lead to hilarity. I think he's on to something!
Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010 09:20 pm (UTC)
was the article/video I liked: "I always remember, there's a film, one of my favorite horror films is a thing called 'It's Alive.' I keep thinking it's going to be like that, police shooting outside the hospital."
Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010 10:11 pm (UTC)
I keep thinking I'm going to stop loving RPattz and then he comes out with new cracky quotes and makes me fall for him again.
Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010 10:40 pm (UTC)
He's gone all out for this PR tour. Someone sent me a link (so of course I've lost it now) re: a press conference this weekend that involved an exchange between him and Taylor Lautner to the effect of, "Don't you sleep with a BABY? I just can't wait." Someone needs to say these things, y'all.
Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
And I'd just like to say thanks to you for informing me of that and to RPattz for saying it.
Only downside is I'm forced to make up excuses now for why I'm laughing so hard--my mother is most emphatically AGAINST the game of "Horrify the Twilight N00b". She was appalled enough by the name Renesmee
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 11:28 pm (UTC)
I play Horrify the Twilight N00b with my father and my pharmacist.
I'm not actually sure which of them is more horrified by what they've learned so far, and I haven't dropped Renesmee on either of them yet.
The pharma's reaction (and her assistant's, for that matter) to cesarean by vampire teeth was classic
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 12:59 am (UTC)
Oh, RPattz. Still making me want very badly to smoke a bowl with you.
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 03:26 am (UTC)
That is beautiful. My life is a sadder place for having never seen that.
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 04:39 am (UTC)
3:00 minute mark
Honestly though, it's worth backing up before then for RPattz saying they had to reshoot the tent scene because Lautner's "nipples get hard really, really easily".
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 09:34 pm (UTC)
I am simultaneously appalled and aroused.
And appalled again because TLau is like barely legal.
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 06:38 pm (UTC)
"There's only one thing wrong with the Cullen baby ... IT'S ALIVE!"
Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010 10:03 pm (UTC)
He should have auditioned for True Blood instead of Twilight.
Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010 11:27 pm (UTC)
True Blood needs more smelly, snarky vampires.
Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010 11:54 pm (UTC)
He did audition for True Blood, but didn't get the role he auditioned for.
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 02:39 am (UTC)
Which role? He's too young for Bill Compton, isn't he?
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 02:40 am (UTC)
ARggggh, the above was me, I don't know why it didn't recognize my loginnedness!
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 02:40 am (UTC)
Which role did he audition for?
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 02:43 am (UTC)
I don't know exactly - I've never seen the exact role mentioned, just that he auditioned and didn't get it.
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 02:53 am (UTC)
Oh, I see. Any ideas though, seeing as he's too young to play most of the roles on there?
... WAIT. What if it was Hoyt? Oh, sweet Jesus, what has my brain done?
Wed, Jun. 16th, 2010 11:12 pm (UTC)
He's too grungy. Seeing him with his clothes ON is scary enough.
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 01:21 am (UTC)
All of these stories should just be headlined
"Robert Pattinson Doesn't Fucking Care Anymore, Dude, Whatever"
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 02:23 am (UTC)
He's been saying things like this since before the first Twilight movie came out. From i09 (http://io9.com/5096763/twilight-makes-for-the-best-fanwank-ever):
When I read it ... I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and ... it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published, like reading her — her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it's like, "Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy" and she just writes this book about it, and there's some things about Edward that are just so specific that ... I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And I sometimes ... feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it's kind of voyeuristic ... It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.
These stories should be titled Robert Pattinson Has No Brain/Mouth Filter, Dude, Seriously.
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 06:49 am (UTC)
My favorite:"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that."
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
Oh, I know, but it seems to be getting even more so lately. Or maybe it's just me.
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 04:24 am (UTC)
LMAO I totally agree. xD
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 05:27 am (UTC)
Oh, RPattz, you absolute troll. &hearts
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 06:46 am (UTC)
Demand your pillow-biting, RPattz! Demand it now!
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 02:08 pm (UTC)
See, this is why I fundamentally doubt the ability of Evil PR to oppress the epic, tragic love of Domlijah, or J2, or whoever they're supposed to be oppressing this week. After two years, they still can't even stop RPatzz mocking Twilight
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 02:52 pm (UTC)
And bless him for it. He's made watching this fandom so much more entertaining. Let him continue to resist his media training.
Mon, Jun. 21st, 2010 06:10 pm (UTC)
Oh RPattz. Keep on trolling Twilight, and keep on paying your bodyguards.
Thu, Jun. 17th, 2010 08:03 pm (UTC)
I love him so. He's such a fucking troll, I'd love to hang out with him.