-People, why did you nix the publication of Teen People again? More importantly, why did I subscribe to your newsletter? Perhaps for random gems like this:
"Not to sound batty, but it appears vampire blood may really run through Robert Pattinson's veins."
I am sorry guys but you are coming of as pretty dang batty there. lion_lamb is already on the case as well: http://community.livejournal.com/lion_la