Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010, 01:02 pm
[info]senor_pinata: I know I was waiting to hear about Bella's dress, how about you guys?

Breaking Dawn Update! Which Star Is Stripping Down?

Actually, the thing that caught my eye in this article that I thought might be worth sharing was this:

Oh, and some not-so-hot news from down south: Apparently the wedding dress Bella wears isn't as hot as the sex scenes.

"It's hideous," dishes our insider. "And it's not the designer's fault. Let's just say someone who has final say on the matter has decided upon a terribly conservative and ugly gown."

This is going to be AWESOME.
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:09 pm (UTC)
[info]cmdr_zoom

Gosh, I Wonder Who They Could Mean
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:10 pm (UTC)
[info]senor_pinata

I Certainly Have No Idea
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:13 pm (UTC)
[info]kitt_in_socks

Sex scenes and uterus-eating = A-OK

But god forbid you have a wedding dress that even hints at impropriety!
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:14 pm (UTC)
[info]seca

I can't even imagine the hideousness of this thing after seeing the engagement ring. I can't wait for the pictures. *__*
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:14 pm (UTC)
[info]senor_pinata

I'm totally conjuring up mental pictures. I will be so disappointed if the dress isn't as bad as I'm imagining.
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:28 pm (UTC)
[info]snarky_bix

I hope it has '80s-style muttonchop puff sleeves and many, many flounces. :D
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 09:29 pm (UTC)
[info]uldihaa

At first I was all, "Well, it might not be super-cutting edge fashion i.e. a thong, some lace, a veil, and the whole thing wrapped in what looks like paper-wrap, but that doesn't mean it'll be bad."

Then I read your comment and went, "Oh, yeah. Nevermind. This just might allow the film to call itself horror."
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:17 pm (UTC)
[info]demonoflight

Oh, "someone who has final say on the matter", you never fail us with the lolz.
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:30 pm (UTC)
[info]sandglass

They let her have final say, in anything?!
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:44 pm (UTC)
[info]beccastareyes

Otherwise she might take her cash cow and go home?
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:47 pm (UTC)
[info]platedlizard

I am fascinated by Ichigo's face thar. Is that a face-swap with Rukia or just some of that mighty fine Quality Animation we Bleach fans have come to know and love?

Also, that engagement ring was a thing of hideousness, so I'm looking forward to seeing the gown. OMG, it will be a thing of beauty I am sure.
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:51 pm (UTC)
[info]senor_pinata

It's a face swap. I have an icon of the other half on LJ but not this account.
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Wed, Nov. 10th, 2010 03:02 am (UTC)
[info]quietladybirman

... thanks for making me google 'Bella's engagement ring'. No, really.

The part that really worries me? Knowing there are probably women out there who probably seriously want that thing if they ever get engaged.
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Thu, Nov. 11th, 2010 12:53 pm (UTC)
[info]tofuknight

Oh Holy Christ On A Cracker, please.
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 11:20 pm (UTC)
[info]bride_of_lister

Oh man. I kinda hope it's the kind of dress that all the tweens wouldn't be seen dead in.

What do Mormon style wedding dresses look like anyway?
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Wed, Nov. 10th, 2010 01:03 am (UTC)
[info]anarchicq

Ok, we know that Meyer is pushing the whole Mormon modesty thing but...

The Swans aren't Mormon, are they? Nor are the Cullens so what's the logic behind it for Edward and Bella?
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Wed, Nov. 10th, 2010 07:45 pm (UTC)
[info]kookaburra

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Wed, Nov. 10th, 2010 12:52 am (UTC)
[info]uldihaa

Chrysalis? Like Bella was going to turn into a beautiful butterfly any second now?

Yeah, I got nuthin'.
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Wed, Nov. 10th, 2010 01:00 am (UTC)
[info]bride_of_lister

I can't actually figure out what's going on in that one.
Is there a person in there? Is that from the front or behind?
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Fri, Nov. 12th, 2010 12:33 pm (UTC)
[info]tofuknight

I especially love that the description was "tarnished bone color". XD
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Fri, Nov. 12th, 2010 10:23 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

I have a friend who bought the ring. She says it's even uglier in person. (And she's also got a Twilight Mom T-shirt, so I doubt that she's exaggerating for dramatic effect.)
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Fri, Nov. 12th, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Crap - this didn't post where I intended it to. Mea culpa from mousie.
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