Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010, 01:02 pm
[info]senor_pinata: I know I was waiting to hear about Bella's dress, how about you guys?

Breaking Dawn Update! Which Star Is Stripping Down?

Actually, the thing that caught my eye in this article that I thought might be worth sharing was this:

Oh, and some not-so-hot news from down south: Apparently the wedding dress Bella wears isn't as hot as the sex scenes.

"It's hideous," dishes our insider. "And it's not the designer's fault. Let's just say someone who has final say on the matter has decided upon a terribly conservative and ugly gown."

This is going to be AWESOME.
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:14 pm (UTC)
[info]seca

I can't even imagine the hideousness of this thing after seeing the engagement ring. I can't wait for the pictures. *__*
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:14 pm (UTC)
[info]senor_pinata

I'm totally conjuring up mental pictures. I will be so disappointed if the dress isn't as bad as I'm imagining.
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:28 pm (UTC)
[info]snarky_bix

I hope it has '80s-style muttonchop puff sleeves and many, many flounces. :D
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 06:31 pm (UTC)
[info]senor_pinata

And lace (but not see-through lace) ALL the way up the neck.
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 07:48 pm (UTC)
[info]miraba

God yes.
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Sat, Nov. 13th, 2010 02:27 am (UTC)
[info]oxfordcomma

AND A GIANT HONKIN' ASS-BOW
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Sat, Nov. 13th, 2010 03:30 am (UTC)
[info]chibikaijuu

But where should the bow be? An ass bow? In the front? ON the neckline? WHICH SHALL IT BE, FOR MAXIMUM FUG?
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Tue, Nov. 9th, 2010 09:29 pm (UTC)
[info]uldihaa

At first I was all, "Well, it might not be super-cutting edge fashion i.e. a thong, some lace, a veil, and the whole thing wrapped in what looks like paper-wrap, but that doesn't mean it'll be bad."

Then I read your comment and went, "Oh, yeah. Nevermind. This just might allow the film to call itself horror."
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