Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011, 03:56 pm
[info]j_crew_guy: Robert Pattinson confirms vamp caesarean in Breaking Dawn

Robert Pattinson tells Total Film that the scene where his character performs a caesarean with his teeth on wife, Bella (Kristen Stewart), has been filmed for the final part of the Twilight franchise, Breaking Dawn.

"Yeah, I’ve done it," RPattz laughed, "I’ve chewed it, spat it out!"

Though he's not allowed to give much more away (joking with Ryan Seacrest recently that he gets 'beaten' for revealing details), Pattinson promises that Breaking Dawn will be "very different to the other films - more like a horror film."

"Just some of the source material makes it inevitably more different. It's completely nuts, the book."

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 05:40 pm (UTC)
[info]southerngaelic

'Nuts' doesn't even BEGIN to cover Breaking Dawn, RPattz.

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 06:32 pm (UTC)
[info]yoritomo_reiko

It doesn't. But if somebody was SMART, when they had to renegotiate his contract for Breaking Dawn, they put in a clause where he couldn't actually say everything he really thought about the books. Or the movies. Or...any of it.

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 07:03 pm (UTC)
[info]cmdr_zoom

This, or they finally got him a handler capable of doing the job. Which, alas, means less hilarious but absolutely true outbursts.

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 09:47 pm (UTC)
[info]rosehiptea

True. But his comments don't seem to stop the movies from raking in the money, so maybe they decided to live with it.

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 07:15 pm (UTC)
[info]kylenne

I wish it was possible to pre-order a Rifftrax. This is going to be glorious.

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 02:02 am (UTC)
[info]tehrin

I don't know if he's trolling the fandom or not, but if this is in the movie, I'll actually see this one (with Rifftrax).

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 07:36 pm (UTC)
[info]mcity

Is it wrong that I kinda like the guy now? He seems like a regular dude bloke who got sucked into this madness, and is somehow managing to keep a sense of humor about it.

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 07:44 pm (UTC)
[info]littleshebear

I kinda like him. I've always got the distinct impression that he had no idea of what he was getting himself into and his interviews often read on the sarcastic side.

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC)
[info]skypirate

Depends. If he gets to be Tetsuo in the whitewashed live action Akira (he's on the shortlist) I will feel free to dislike him. A shame because he does seem alright.

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 08:20 pm (UTC)
[info]mcity

PATINSOOOOONN!

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 04:10 am (UTC)
[info]adevyish

This. Just saw the shortlist, and chances are that some actor I am now ok with I will in the future be required to hate with the fires of hell. Just the fact they're on that list is already making me illogically :| every time their name comes up.

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
[info]feenix

whitewashed live action Akira



Also: KANEDAAAAAAAAAA

Thu, Mar. 24th, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC)
[info]re_weird

That is perfection in macro form. Good show, sir.

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 11:19 pm (UTC)
[info]khym_chanur

His first contract didn't cover the last movie, so he could have said no, so I'm not cutting him as much slack as I did before.

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 01:59 am (UTC)
[info]tehrin

Think of all the wank there could have been if they had a *DIFFERENT* Edward in the last movie!

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 03:39 am (UTC)
[info]notjo

Oh, that would have been lovely!

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 03:32 pm (UTC)
[info]bubosquared

Wank, hell. The fangirls would have torn him limb from limb. O_O

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 07:17 am (UTC)
[info]persona

Me neither. I think his behaviour is pretty damn unprofessional, personally.

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 04:31 pm (UTC)
[info]cmdr_zoom

He's paid to act, which he has. Is he also required/paid to pretend, when asked in interviews, that the source material isn't turgid psuedo-masturbatory fanfic?

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC)
[info]midnight_hawk

Oh I can't wait to see the .gifs that result from this!

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 08:45 pm (UTC)
[info]shinga

If there's not one like this, I will be disappoint.

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
[info]anarchicq

That's not Morrigan Freeman!

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
[info]kylenne

...and that led my brain to picture Morgan Freeman cosplaying Morrigan from Dragon Age.

What hast thou wrought?

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 10:33 pm (UTC)
[info]anarchicq: I SLAVED ALL DAY ON THIS JUST FOR YOU!

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 11:26 pm (UTC)
[info]mcity: Re: I SLAVED ALL DAY ON THIS JUST FOR YOU!

I don't approve.

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 05:26 am (UTC)
[info]kylenne: Re: I SLAVED ALL DAY ON THIS JUST FOR YOU!

... ♥

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2011 10:00 pm (UTC)
[info]calatha

Random love for Roy Scheider.

Wed, Mar. 23rd, 2011 02:57 am (UTC)
[info]lilychan

Never thought they would actually go through with it.

Thu, Mar. 24th, 2011 02:12 am (UTC)
[info]lyrangalia

Oh I miss the days when RPattz said things like how the series read like a mad woman's masturbatory fantasy.

But yaaaaaaaaay vampire C-Section. I was getting worried that they were going to fade on that.

Fri, Mar. 25th, 2011 11:18 am (UTC)
[info]uldihaa

Now it's just a question as to how much will survive editing.

I'm hoping they don't wimp out and keep it from Bella's PoV, as they've said they might do before.

I want this to linger in the mind like the Alien chest-burster.

Sat, Mar. 26th, 2011 02:39 am (UTC)
[info]feenix

Let's be honest: The only reason why we didn't tear RPattz limb from limb for saying that is because...uh...how shall I say this politely...he wasn't that far from the truth. (Sufficiently far enough, I hope. For my sake.)