The Twilight Cornfield

Ate a 5 year old, and then Lestat pulled the ole "I'm having your kid!" because his boyfriend was going to leave him.

Lestat de Lioncourt, poster child for poor life decisions.

agreed, but it'd be more fun with Hannibal & Abigail tagging along :-)

but let's not forget about Buffy & the Scoobys

In fairness, Blade's a trained fighter but pretty much none of the Ricepires are. Lestat's best showing in a fight was when he was human tbh and he barely came out of that one alive (granted, it was a wolf pack, but still). The only thing that really makes them dangerous is the power set the Ancients have, and the fact the usual shit doesn't work on them (crosses, staking, etc). The younger ones are pretty much hunter bait.

I think just about the only one that would give Blade trouble in a straight up no powers-besides-super strength brawl would probably be Mekare, but that's just because she's like old crazy vampire lady Blanka from Street Fighter. "But he has a soooooul now" S7!Buffy would be completely SOL because she'd just end up running off with Louis and Lestat and probably getting turned.

Seras Victoria from the Hellsing anime. Pre-Zorin, she'd demonstrate that yes, there are human weapons that kill sparkly vampires. Like an 88mm anti-aircraft/anti-vehicle cannon used like a hunting rifle; named the Harkonnen.

Post-Zorin... Would be almost as much overkill as if Alucard was sent. Two belt-feed Harkonnen and a freaking Flak 88. Plus her shadow-arm.

All the sparkly speed and strength, plus human weapons specifically designed to take advantage of that, with supernatural powers on top of that.

I was gonna say wtf with misspelling Louis' name? He's your character Anne, jeez.

I checked her website after reading the Facebook post and APPARENTLY she is going to do a werewolf thing now?

Cage fight?

With Laurell K. Hamilton, too?

You know that this means that we all win.

I miss RWB.

Pity that wine's just going to wind up on the floor.

They haven't been that for decades, though.