It's that time again.
Halloween means NIGHT OF THE BAD COMIC ARTISTS.
John Cebollero is a caricature artist who does legitimately have some good illustration works. However...
Oh dear, ow, ow, ow! (NSFW for Boobies!)
Now, just for a reprieve from or normal bad art:
Here is some wonderfully strange good art by my favorite artist, Yamamoto Takato who has a gothic ukiyo-e style. If you like Yoshitaka Amano, you should like him. (NSFW for fetish art (S&M), nudity, and gore. I don't find anything triggery, but it may be to some.)
Ok, so I just recently got back into a The Darkness kick and hunted down a copy of The Darkness/DarkChylde crossover.
Behold! The Derp of Ariel Chylde.
Randy Queen, why are you famous?
Like so many of us, RedPassion has a crush on a historical figure (though not, as you might think from her username, Karl Marx). And, like so many of us who lack the ability to tell when we're making ourselves look like total loons, her DeviantArt gallery is filled with pictures of her crush locked in a passionate embrace with her Mary Sue.
Now, we're not quite in Snapewives territory here - salami has not yet come up. Nor does her artwork seem obviously off. However, I bring her work here to you because her (somewhat obsessive) crush - and consequently all of her art - is on that paragon of sexiness, Louis XVI. Yes, that is correct. No, I didn't transpose those last two numerals.
All those wanking Supernatural fans know just how she feels.
Ok, I take it back. This particular artwork is very off.
And finally, don't you just love photoshop?
Alright! I'm sorry for posting this a little late, but here we have the images collected so far! You can link or post more images in the comments, but please give credit if known. Also, all NSFW stuff can only be posted as links, not as images, and need to have a warnings.
Comics featured: Avengers, Fantastic Four, Buffy Season 8, and DarkChylde. Possible spoilers.
( THE HORROR! THE HORROR! )
ETA: Felt I should add an image from the current Blackest Night run in DC, particularly Titans.
( tiny spoiler for Blackest Night Titans )
Mythagowood really likes Jared Padalecki and posts manips on LJ here
Believe me, these are extremely NSFW and involve things such as the misuse of images of milk being poured into glasses, possible medical issues, snakes photoshopped into places they shouldn't be, and of course, the head of Jared Padalecki pasted onto a variety of bodies.
Also, Picasso didn't compromise his vision, and neither will Mythagowood, it seems.
Ummm, yeah, you might want to rethink that 'hey, someone should show these to the actors at a con!' idea.. Even if "I'm a guy and regardless of my sexual orientation, the only way I myself (or just about any other guy I know) would be insulted or angered by this particular type of manip would be if my dick was made to look VERY small."
I was kind of spooked by Japanese ball-jointed dolls but these are far scarier. Also NSFW due to naked doll penises and vaginas.
Not that they're poorly crafted... just terrifying. (I would also argue they are tasteless).
(NSFW unless marked otherwise.)
For starters, we have the Doctor: bigger on the inside.
Or in Torchwood- see Ianto's look of horror (SFW), or Jack's complete boredom!
Moving on to differnt fandoms, how about some SPN Wincest? Here, have some more while we're at it.
Or some of the Lost cast? A blurry face with dildo, Lost (in a huge amount of chest hair), and what a commenter thinks is a Jesus look-alike. To top it off, there's a fandom flounce.
All from here: http://tw-31988.livejournal.com/tag/man
We've rounded up some of the best and worst (mostly the worst) Obama merchandise available on the internets in celebration of the inauguration of the 44th President of the U.S., Senor Presidente Barack H. Obama. Feel free to join in on the fun and add your own pic spam in the comments! Tag your postings as NSFW as needed.
Obama DILDO NSFW - Available in gold and blue (never red for our democratic hero!). Actual quote from the site: You Love Your President Now Let Him Love You.
Sasha and Milia Beanie Babies Style Dolls
Of course, Obama the Action Figure He takes on terrorists, the economy, and Darth Vader. Just one step closer to being a super hero!
Barack O'Buddha Candle- Om Yes We Can Om...
Soap on a Rope. Oh...my god. Be careful not to drop it in the shower. It's a work of art.
Yet more soap done by the same guy as the O'Buddha candle and the soap above.
No matter how you feel about putting clothing on man's best friend, this dog sweater is hideous IMO. Although I do love the dog with the word bubble saying "Yes, we can!"
Barack Obacca ....Seriously OMG WUT?
35 Wackiest Weirdest Barack Obama Merchandise You can Actually Buy - When your friend commits pseudocide, there's iKiss Barack LIPGLOSS for you to send them.
OBalmah! The Lip Balm Yet another lip product.
Not a bad poster but there's just something off about it.
Panties... Possibly NSFW if you are offended by manikins modeling woman's underwear. I seriously wish Etsy never graced the face of the internet on some days.
Barack is My Homeboy. You said it, Abe!
I don't know if this is good or bad, but someone is skilled with the Bedazzler.
Didn't feel right without some images from the Spiderman Obama Special. May contain spoilers:
Cover,1, 2, 3.
Brought to you via my brother of all people!
The poor thing is listed again and STILL can't find a good home. Possibly NSFW for couch shaped like a vagina.
40 Celebrities Who'd Look Great In Kilts
Unfortunately, they don't look great in the manips.
The curious case of Omar González (some images NSFW), a Spanish-language fanartist whose art seems to have been entirely copied (though perhaps not traced) from other fanartists. Ho hum. The more surprising part: he charged $25-$150 commissions for his work.
Meet Stephen James Walker, misunderstood author of the recent Torchwood wank. He likes to make manips of himself. A lot.
Let's see: we have Gene Simmons, Beast, Gambit, Wolverine, zombielike dude, hair-on-fire guy, Spaceman, dead cheerleader, hairy guy. And don't forget that he shopped his own jaw over John Barrowman's for the cover of his
Harry Potter Lexicon Torchwood guide.
To be fair, he does have talent, but the narcissism is astounding, and those hairy arms are pretty bad.
If you're tired of hearing about Palin, skip on over. If not, here's an article about the latest (rather good, actually!) 'shop of her floating around the 'net. I totally called it, btw. I could tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few of them in my time.
Sarah Palin Bikini Pictures? from The Huffington Post
Fourteen unsexy moments in modern art according to Asylum.co.uk.
What do you think of their choices, any you don't think should be there or any of your own to add?
About a year ago, Worth1000.com had a Photoshop contest for manipping celebrities into Renaissance portraits. Several are incredibly good, most are a bit WTF.
Jack Black is definitely my favorite.
Go here for the lulz and awe.
So, the H/G hug picture from the HBP publicity shots? You know, the one that shot to hell all of the arguments about how the lack of "visual canon" meant that H/G couldn't be real (never mind DH, because everyone knows that that bitch JKR hasn't a clue)?
Well, it seems that the Harry/Luna shippers have the first batch of manip fodder. Can the Harmony version be far behind?
Link to the original post. It's kind of sad, because some of her icons are quite nice. I particularly like #8 in that post.
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