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LOL Ron Hubbard ([info]julian_black) wrote in [info]spitting_image,
@ 2009-07-04 23:08:00
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Current mood:maybe just a *little* drunk
Current music:goddamned fireworks

[hums Wedding March] [takes another drink]
The Snapewives? They now have a wedding picture. Yes. Yes they do.



Is it me, or is poor Sevvy looking rather nervous in that context?

DISCUSS.

(Thanks to the mousie at [info]wank_report for the heads-up!)


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[info]rhrsoulmates
2009-07-06 12:52 am UTC (link)
Oh, I don't even think nervous begins to describe poor Sevvie's feelings!

RUN!

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[info]dawnswalker
2009-07-06 01:00 am UTC (link)
They all look so... grim.

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[info]nam_jai
2009-07-06 01:14 am UTC (link)
Why would they choose a picture of him in which he looks mildly horrified?

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[info]jkefka
2009-07-06 01:42 am UTC (link)
Somehow Alan Rickman's face manages to convey a terrified cry for help, even though he was nowhere near these batshit motherfuckers.

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[info]magnolia_mama
2009-07-06 02:53 am UTC (link)
Snape looks like he's either mildly constipated or he just got goosed. (I blame the bride on the left. That little smirk on her face screams, "I just pinched Severus' tushy!")

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[info]missdaisy
2009-07-06 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Someone spiked his soup with U NO POO.

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[info]azazello
2009-07-06 08:26 pm UTC (link)
The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation...

*couldn't resist*

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[info]doomsday
2009-07-06 03:48 am UTC (link)
I'm equally disturbed by this and this and this.

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(Anonymous)
2009-07-06 04:22 am UTC (link)
My---my God. What the---HOW THE FUCK are lyrics from an Aqua song from the mid 90's--and one that wasn't even a hit--possibly appropriate?


(And I in no way know this because said album is on my iPod in a playlist entitled "GTFO OF MY APARTMENT". At all. Really.)

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[info]feenix
2009-07-06 05:27 am UTC (link)
...Wait. You use bad '90's pop to run people out of your apartment?

I think I love you.

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[info]rhrsoulmates
2009-07-06 06:07 am UTC (link)
Omg, in that second link, is she pretending trying to touch his wormwood and gillyweed? O_o

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(Anonymous)
2009-07-06 01:54 pm UTC (link)
I don't know whether to EW or LOL.

(piperx)

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[info]camilla
2009-07-07 02:00 pm UTC (link)
I love that next to the 'leave a comment' it says: (help)

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[info]semtex
2009-07-08 10:14 pm UTC (link)
… D:

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[info]esclaramonde
2009-07-06 02:03 pm UTC (link)
I CAN NEVER UNSEE IT.

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[info]vorpal_blade
2009-07-06 03:21 pm UTC (link)
WHY DID I CLICK ON THOSE LINKS?

:brain bleach brain bleach:

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[info]lil_miss_stfu
2009-07-06 03:31 pm UTC (link)
*backs away slowly*

Bitches are crazy.

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[info]finchbird
2009-07-06 03:58 pm UTC (link)
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN. D: D: D:

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[info]blackmamba
2009-07-06 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Why do I NEVER take the blue pill? WHY?!

I love, though, how all these look like just another lame macro until I scroll down and see the apeshit fangirl and accompanying border pixels. There really should be an office of Photoshop crime.

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[info]lied_ohne_worte
2009-07-06 06:03 pm UTC (link)
I... what... no!

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[info]julesnoctambule
2009-07-06 08:26 pm UTC (link)
WHAT.


NO!

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[info]magnolia_mama
2009-07-06 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Oh...

mygod.

*weeps*

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[info]paintobscura
2009-07-08 02:14 am UTC (link)
WHAT THE FUCK

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[info]sisterelwood
2009-07-08 02:24 am UTC (link)
O_O RUN AWAY!!!!

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[info]herongale
2009-07-06 08:14 am UTC (link)
These women actually made these manips?!! It's not some joke, THEY ACTUALLY DID THIS THEMSELVES???

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[info]baranduyn
2009-07-06 10:04 am UTC (link)
Rickman has security, right? I mean, RIGHT?

That manip made my eyeballs hurt.

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[info]squeakytoy
2009-07-06 12:48 pm UTC (link)
...

Okay, the fact that it's dreadful photoshopping is bad enough. The content is worse. And the context given by Alan Rickman's slightly horrified expression is just...

Who would do this? To themselves, no less? WTF?

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[info]blackmamba
2009-07-06 01:29 pm UTC (link)
I think that pic has actually damaged my soul.

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[info]ikabod
2009-07-06 01:30 pm UTC (link)
These ladies need to take a Learing Annex course on how to use Photoshop, 'cause this just fails.

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[info]vorpal_blade
2009-07-06 01:35 pm UTC (link)
I would point out that you have a typo in what was supposed to be "Learning Annex" but I'm starting to think the typo is actually that it's supposed to be "Leering Annex". That would be a lot more appropriate for the perpetrators of this batshittery.

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[info]ikabod
2009-07-06 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Sure, let's go with that. Much better than the fact that I just fail at typing.

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[info]oxfordcomma
2009-07-06 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Eh, I like "Learing," as I feel that they aren't far from running mad and naked on a moor in a thunderstorm.

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[info]moonjaguar
2009-07-06 11:23 pm UTC (link)
They're definitely sailing to sea in a sieve while drinking forty bottles of Ring-Bo-Ree.

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[info]tiye
2009-07-06 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Their faces have that sort of grim defiance combined with world-weariness that you see in mugshots. I expect to see one of their faces in the newspaper next to a headline like "Area Woman Arrested. Thousands of Diseased Squirrels Found in Home."

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[info]feenix
2009-07-06 06:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm seconding the Learning Annex thing.

Actually, you know those CDs that they're always selling on TV? The Snapewives would do good to invest in those.

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[info]azazello
2009-07-06 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Horrible - yes. Hilarious - also yes.

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[info]mcity
2009-07-07 04:45 am UTC (link)
Gah. Now every time I see a FiberONE commercial, I'm going to think of these ladies.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2009-07-06 08:24 pm UTC (link)
. . .would it be wrong to say they look almost like I would have expected?

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[info]jinxymcdeath
2009-07-06 11:40 pm UTC (link)
The bride on the right actually looks a bit like Rickman's Snape. I'm just... putting that out there.

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[info]julian_black
2009-07-07 08:02 pm UTC (link)
I think she looks more like Dick Cheney, myself.

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[info]vejiicakes
2009-07-07 12:59 am UTC (link)
Snape really has this kind of frozen "You guys I can't say anything, they're right behind me!" look to him. Like if he blinked, his eyelids would have "HELP" and "ME" written on them.

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[info]julian_black
2009-07-07 02:21 am UTC (link)
My first thought (after "Holy fucking shit!" of course) was to recaption it, "CAN'T SLEEP...BRIDES WILL EAT ME..."

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[info]platedlizard
2009-07-07 02:23 am UTC (link)
The one on the right looks like Dick Cheney in a wig.

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[info]lakme
2009-07-07 03:43 am UTC (link)
Oh my God, this is horrifyingly amazing. Or amazingly horrifying? Not sure.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2009-07-07 08:11 am UTC (link)
Holy fuck I'm not drunk enough for this yet.

*pours another*

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[info]ajatshatru
2009-07-07 04:36 pm UTC (link)
EEEEEEK !!!

Poor Alan. Poor, poor Alan *Weeps*

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[info]sisterelwood
2009-07-08 02:26 am UTC (link)
New level of fandom creepy- they have it reached it.

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[info]semtex
2009-07-08 10:12 pm UTC (link)
The embarrassment squick this induces is carving its way deep down into my soul D:

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