The HMS STFU
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November 22nd, 2008
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snapedom never fails to bring the lulz.![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} severed_lies made this post here:( The Punishment of Severus Snape ) | ||||||
comments: 23 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper   |
November 21st, 2008
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| JKR has spoken to Melissa about fan entitlement. With mentions of shipping and characters! ( Read more... ) | ||||||
| comments: 30 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
November 12th, 2008
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| The "analysis" of the Marauders from Rattlesnakeroot and Co. ( Sirius is Harmony from Buffy the Vampire Slayer ) | ||||
| comments: 43 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
November 7th, 2008
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| ( Slytherins are Jews, Gryffindors are Nazis - part third ) | ||||||
| comments: 13 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
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| ( Slytherins are Jews, Gryffindors are Nazis - part second ) | ||||||
| comments: 3 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
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| That's how Slytherfen often interpret canon (I apologize for tl;dr, but I believe the subject deserves it): ( Slytherins are Jews, Gryffindors are Nazis ) | ||||||
| comments: 20 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
November 4th, 2008
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| JKR told Kloves that Harry and Hermione "could have gone that way" - http://community.livejournal.com/ohnoth It's already "discussed" on The Emma Watson Forums. | ||||
| comments: 32 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
October 24th, 2008
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| Latest Lissy/Lysette batshit from FAP: ( Tom and Jerry, just like Ronald and Hermione, are always trying to kill each other ) | ||||||
| comments: 58 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
October 22nd, 2008
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| Look at some non-H/Hr related stupidity from Hopedreamer, the author of "The Weasleys are the royal family" "theory" (JKR 'screwed up her own story & characters'?, Why do some readers think so?): ( Read more ) | ||||||
| comments: 33 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
October 19th, 2008
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| Today I decided to visit Portkey, which I haven't check since 2007. Guess what? Harmonians are still inventing elaborate theories explaining why Harry didn't marry his One True Love, Hermione. The gist of one of the latest popular theories is as follows: Harry and Hermione married into the royal Weasley family out of sense of duty. ( Might as well call the Harry Potter series the Weasley Chronicles! ) ( ETA: princess Ginny ) | ||||||
| comments: 55 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
October 16th, 2008
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| Snapefan rattlesnakeroot (Silver Ink Pot) was a longtime poster on COS Forums. She was involved in a catfight between Snape fans and Snape haters, which led to temporal closure of the forums. Reports of this wank are here and here. She prides herself in predicting such unexpectable plot twists as "Snape was loyal to Dumbledore" and "Snape loved Lily". Immediately after the release of DH she made the following comment in her LJ: "It's an interesting thing about HP Fandom. Whenever someone doesn't like part of the canon, they immediately trash the author as a bad writer, or they say they could write these characters better than she can because she "doesn't understand them." Ironically enough, after the infamous interview, in which JKR said that Snape wasn't a hero, rattlesnakeroot herself was wanking like no tomorrow, accusing Rowling, among other things, of not understanding her own characters. Rather predictably, RSR became one of SVA's main expfan/ Paintball, the infamous troll and the author of several conspiracy theories. Let's take a look at her most ridiculous and wanky posts. ( SVA is like Andy Warhol and other bizarrities ) | ||||||
| comments: 39 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
October 5th, 2008
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In June mary_j_59, who made ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank with her pseudopsychoanalytical "essay" Why, exactly, does Rowling hate Snape so much, posted an essay 19th-century Mores, where she argued that Harry Potter books are amoral and evil because JKR used many plots of the novels written in Nineteenth Century without rewriting them. cardigrl, another snapedom poster, who commented on that essay, claimed that Hermione was racist:( Read more ) | ||||||
| comments: 32 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
August 27th, 2008
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| But this is still bizarrity gold. A poster on Fiction Alley actually throws up, apparently not in a fit of literary exaggeration, when said poster sees Draco/Ginny. Now admittedly I'm no big fan of the ship, but then again I don't sink to the level of batshittery that calls it acceptable to announce to the world that you actually become physically ill at the thought of two fictional characters getting it on. They don't exist, for Pete's sake! Earth logic, she is absent. *le sigh*. | ||||||
| comments: 15 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
August 21st, 2008
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| Fandom:Death Note Full Name (plus titles if any):Rylie Full Species(es):Human Hair Color (include adjectives):”Long and chestnut” Eye Color (include adjectives):”Glorious green eyes” Annoying Origin:Apparently a suspect in a case that is not the Kira case and is beaten shitless by pursuing police officers (?!) and L saves her. Yes the L. Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:Highly improbable Kira suspect Annoying Special Abilities: Makes L act wildly OOC and like he has all the analytical skill of a fifth grader. Other Annoying Traits:“Her voice was sweet and small, reflecting her appearance perfectly.” Also why a European or American (probably American) girl is doing in Japan and going to nursing school is never sufficiently explained I think instead I would to have Beyond Birthday, the star of DN spin off novel “Another Note”, give his impressions of the fic. After all no one has ever hated L more. (Naturally, spoilers for “Another Note” follow along with mild Death Note spoilers.) ( L has about as much a concept of chivalry as a horny dog does. ) | ||||||
| comments: 9 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
August 13th, 2008
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| After seeing dduane's recent LJ post, I got curious and took a look at the Leaky Lounge. And, through some scrolling back, I found some news that --- if it had hit LJ -- would have fans howling for blood. G. Norman Lippert,who freaked people out last year with his website James Potter and the Hall of Elders' Crossing. apparently got a C&D from Warner Bros. after his fanfic was found on Lulu.com. A Leakylounge regular starts talking about it here. There's headdesk-worthy similarities between Lippert and SVA: the same sense of entitlement, the same shock that omg! the law applies to them! This is the first I'd heard of Son of | ||||||
| comments: 7 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
August 12th, 2008
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| Yes, I know it's redundant to refer to Snape-fen as crazy, but I thought this one was a special case. :D It never ends, does it? | ||||||||
| comments: 51 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
August 5th, 2008
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuBm0dvI That is all. | ||||
| comments: 2 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
August 1st, 2008
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| It's coming out! My god, Amazon's publishing TALES OF BEEDLE THE BARD, those wonderful, wonderful people! Comes in both Standard and Luxury Amazon-only editions. Canon will soon return to us once more! | ||||||||
| comments: 10 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
July 11th, 2008
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| Title sounds like the normal vitriol, right? Well, this one was a little more speshul. smallpotato over on snapedom makes a post about how James was an abusive asshole, and everybody knows he was an abusive asshole, and they wonder just how damaged Harry would've been had he grown up in such a terrible environment. Yeah, yeah, we all say. More of the same. Never mind the pretty sucky environment he DID grow up in. But then, later on, our favorite Snapedom poster bohemianspirit makes a post that had me laughing my butt off. "I think a case can be made, as terri_testing has suggested elsewhere, that he did not see his emotional abuse as "really bad." That doesn't mean it wasn't; just that he might have been blind to how damaging it could be." That makes Snape's abuse okay! Because he thought it was okay! Both links are full of little gems where the whole point of Snape's story arc sails completely over their heads in favor of defending Snapie-Poo. Enjoy! | ||||||
| comments: 84 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
July 4th, 2008
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| Psychotic Snapefan Fireworks! Scroll down to June 19th. It starts from there. Bring popcorn. ETA: Better link, courtesy of rhsoulmates | ||||||
| comments: 92 delusional shippers poked or Poke a delusional shipper |
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