The HMS STFU - January 25th, 2007

Subject:	Soulforger and The Rivers Of Crud - er, Blood.
Time:	05:03 pm
Current Mood:	E-V-O-L

Okay, this one is so very very VERY bad that Mervin and I have been forced to mock the author's ff.net profile as well as the fic itself. Yes Virginia, the man appears to be THAT stupid.
This will be in a different format to most of my previous sporkings - the first two chapters will be scripted. The third chapter (which Mervin and I both find to be the most painful) will be sporked piece by viciously Weasley-hating piece. And chapters four and five will be dealt with as seen fit.

Rivers Of Blood by Soulforger

Quoth The Raven: I'm inclined to believe that the rivers of blood refer to the injuries you will wish to inflict on the author by the time you've gotten halfway through the fic.

( Mervin deals with the ff.net profile of Soulforger, who is manlier than any other man EVAR. )

This guy is so full of shit. In fact, I don't think I can decide which is more full of it - him or his fic.

( Quoth the Raven deals with the first two chapters of one tidy parcel of vomit disguised as a fic. )

...It hurts. Someone to be passing us the brain bleach, yes? Because I assure you we'll need it to deal with chapter three.

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Subject:	Oh, AOL!
Time:	07:32 pm

I wasn't sure where to post this, but it is either very funny ~~trollage~~ satire, or top rate batshittery. Either way, I'm sharing for lols.

I was looking at some of the AOL forums, because my faith in humanity was recovering some what and it needed to be beaten into submission once again.

I searched for Harry Potter, as its fandom rarely fails at stomping on my faith in humanity, but at the same time makes me want to laugh. Rather than just give up on life all together D:

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