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The HMS STFU - Candybar Mania!
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| | Subject: | Candybar Mania! | | Time: | 09:49 pm | | Current Mood: | Candy-Coated |
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| And now for some more misogynostic fun, I present to you; "Candybar Sue Dolls!". That's right folks now you too can view Hermione in true Sue form along with all of her Sue Friends!
First off we have Sue!Mione and her infamous jogging outfit, charmed to give every man within 100 miles a boner.
Next we have Slut!Ginny in her "Harry Seducing Sundress of Whoredom."
Then we have the Sue!ettes
The young but wise Caitlin in her ever so adorable Yuletime "ball gown", can you believe she's only 12?
Then we have Jamie, whose appearence I mostly had to fabricate since we never learn anything more about her appearence than her breast size and pube color. I think the outfit and background is very appropriate though.
And for the finale`, Sue!Mione in her own "ball gown". Yes we know why "Prof. Granger" is so popular with the boys now don't we?
And for shits and giggles:
Its the biggest sue of them all, Rose Potter! And as usaul she's homicidally enraged, I wonder what Ron did this time?
| comments: Poke a delusional shipper     |
| It burns! It burns! Make her take off those awful, ugly clothes that hide her true beauty!
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*coughs*
I mean, "what a nice outfit!" | | (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) nyoda | | Link: | (Link) | | Time: | 2006-05-13 04:45 am (UTC) |
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| Rose with clothes. Amazing.
The Sundress of Whoredom looks pretty...normal, really.
I love these. Wish Amish!Hermione had been among them as well. | | (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| I just noticed something odd.
There's no Luna in this story. That's sad because, given her canonical dottiness, the writer could have made this fic about a billion times worse if he took Luna and Sue'd her up like he did the rest. | | (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| (Anonymous) | | Link: | (Link) | | Time: | 2006-05-13 10:16 am (UTC) |
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| Oh, Luna does turn up... And while my Suedar is not as calibrated as it could be, yes, she's Sued.
And yes, I read Hogwarts Exposed, and the sequels. I think I must just like hurting my brain.
Kazra | | (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
| (Anonymous) | | Link: | (Link) | | Time: | 2006-05-13 02:43 pm (UTC) |
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| I'm not sure about this, but I think the first story may have been started pre-OotP. Whether it was or not, it uses Barb's stories as 5th-7th year background, and those are definitely pre-OotP. Luna does come in for the first sequel, though, and...well, you just have to see her to believe her. She just...gah. What's funny is that, at some point during the third sequel, the author makes a reference to HBP, which is so ridiculously out of place since it's pretty clear that nothing in HBP was used as background for the rest of the story.
The dolls are excellent! I love how Hermione's skimpy running outfit and Yule Ball slutty dress are okay because she's so hot and nudism is a good thing, but Ginny's whorish sundress is OMG so awful! because she's trying to seduce Harry.
-Milaya | | (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
| | Hilarious! And mentally scarring, but hardly more so than the fics themselves... | | (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| | And I didn't think candy bar dolls could get any worse after Hogwarts Elite. | | (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| (Anonymous) | | Link: | (Link) | | Time: | 2006-05-13 06:02 pm (UTC) |
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| | Rose is probobly angry since she's wearing clothes that don't show her breasts or navel. | | (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| (Anonymous) | | Link: | (Link) | | Time: | 2006-05-13 06:56 pm (UTC) |
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| Now our dear Rose is happy
http://s79.photobucket.com/albums/j148/supercatt38/?action=view¤t=doll.jpg | | (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| notmonkey | | Link: | (Link) | | Time: | 2006-05-13 07:50 pm (UTC) |
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| I love Jamie. The look on her face! Bwah! I dunno what the physical details were with her (aside from she looked like she could be Hermione's younger sister) but the expression is spot on. It's the face of a smug, self-righteous, self-aggrandising, hypocritical little whore. In short - PERFECT.
(I've just been sporking a chapter in which Jamie figures heavily, and I'm...well, let's just say I'm not quite over it yet. *twitch, retch*)
Incidentally, did you really get her pube colour, because I'm sure I read somewhere in that trainwreck that Jamie was sporting the old shaven-haven. What's WITH that in these fics? It's like pubic hair on a woman suddenly became the most disgusting thing in the universe or something.
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| (Anonymous) | | Link: | (Link) | | Time: | 2006-05-13 10:21 pm (UTC) |
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| | I can't see them... May I know where did you post them? | | (Reply to this) (Thread) |
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The HMS STFU - Candybar Mania!
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