Yeah, that's almost as silly as the greatest wizard known to existence telling a midget to go miles into an enemy's kingdom and throw a ring down a volcano in order to save the world with almost no assistance whatsoever OH HAI WAIT.
Well clearly, Tolkien was just as much of a hack as Rowling is. Everyone knows that Tolkien originally intended for RotK to end with Gandalf having kept the ring the whole time, and using it to bitch-slap Sauron while Frodo had him distracted. All that stuff about the Ring corrupting? Aaaaaall designed to throw Frodo off the trail. Oh, and Frodo and Sam originally had babies together. Right before dying a firey death. |