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Time:10:58 pm
comments: Poke a delusional shipper Previous Entry Add to Memories Tell a Friend Next Entry

(Anonymous)
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Time:2008-10-24 10:41 pm (UTC)
Here's my theory:

Lissy/Lysette lived next door to a family named "Weasley" when she was a kid. They would never give her ball back when it went into their yard. She thinks the Weasleys in the HP books are the same people.

I can't think of any other explanation for her rabidly irrational (and kinda scary) Weasley hate.

~Ikabod~
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[info]blancdoeufs
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Time:2008-10-25 06:23 am (UTC)
A car full of red haired people ran over her dog.
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[info]mcity
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Time:2008-10-25 07:33 pm (UTC)
...and they stopped and laughed at her while she cradled its lifeless body in her arms, screaming.
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[info]vorpal_blade
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Time:2008-10-26 07:21 pm (UTC)
Lissy/Lysette lived next door to a family named "Weasley" superfund site when she was a kid. They She would never give always go chasing her ball back through the superfund site when it went into out of their yard. She thinks was brain-damaged by the proximity to the toxins from the superfund site and believes that the Weasleys in the HP books are the same people the tiny people speaking in her head who've plagued her for years and won't shut up and who keep giving her one pointless and stupid analogy after another to include in online posts.

There. Fixed that for you. :D
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