The HMS STFU - Fursploding Snape

Subject:	Fursploding Snape
Time:	12:36 pm

Snape/Lupin essay,
Snape and the Marauders,
Snape and Werewolves by

geri_chan on Snapedom.

Some prompts from Snape/Lupin Fuh-q-fest (found on

lupin_snape):

2) Either Snape or Lupin use the polyjuice potion to spy/seduce/manipulate the other.
3) Snape uses the Veritaserum Potion on Lupin and discovers surprising things about one of his most hated enemies...
9) Sirius discovers that Lupin is having a secret affair with Snape and he is determined to Set Things Right...
11) Lupin finds death eater Snape in a bar and offers to take him home...
13) Sirius discovers that Snape is cheating on Lupin.....
14) Snape needs a werewolf "part" (i.e. fur, spit, semen...) for a very challenging potion that could win him great renown. The only thing is, the part must be willingly contributed.
17) Snape shivers down to his toes whenever Lupin growls.
18) Lupin just wants to roll over on his back and whine when he hears Snape's menacing voice.
19) A slight variation on the mpreg Snape/Lupin fics - this time it’s Lupin who ended up pregnant. Perhaps at the same he found out that Snape was a DE, without realizing he also worked for Dumbledore?
23) There are many stories where Remus dies because he is a Werewolf and his body is too damaged and tired. So, what if it is quite the opposed? Werewolves are supposed to be indestructible except for silver. What if a mate of a werewolf shares the extremely lengthened Lifespan of the wolf?
26) All werewolves must have an owner.
27) Remus/Snape bought Snape/Remus in a charity auction. Humor fic is preferable.
28) Remus was given to Snape as a gift by Voldemort.
29) Snape was given to Remus as a gift by the new Dark Lord, Harry Potter.
30) Humor fic from Eva Ibbotson's "Which Witch" plot; Severus Snape, the mighty Potion Master must find a mate though he was *very* reluctant to do so. A contest was held and the darkest, most evil wizard would be chosen to be his mate. Remus fell in love with him, but he could only turn into a sweet gentle puppy once a month. What must he do to be with the man he loves?
31) "I must rape you" scene.
32) Remus and Severus were bonded for life by a Potion accident.
34) Remus, with Severus' help, tried to resurrect Sirius with a surprising consequences: the three of them are bonded for eternity. How do they get along and eventually work out their uncommon relationship?
36) AU. In desperation, Lord Remus Lupin vowed to give half of his gold to any male who could cure him or if she was a maiden marry her. But the poor and unattractive Potions Master didn't want the gold...
37) Remus Lupin was Dumbledore's right hand in the order and Severus Snape was ordered by Voldemort to seduce him.
41) Remus was captured by Voldemort and was forced to be the Death Eater's whore, a fate worse than hell. Snape tried to find a way to rescue him. But meanwhile he must ensure that Remus won't break under the pressure.
45) Sirius Black cannot "move on" or so to speak before he fixes the mess he made when he was alive. One of them is ruining Remus’ chance with Severus. To make matters worse, no one can see or hear him but Harry. How will the two of them cooperate to play matchmaker?
46) In Wizarding World, extramarital sex is very frowned upon for some reasons, and that's why (almost) everyone is virgin until their wedding night. Including Snape and Remus.
48) Remus and Severus are soul mates, but both of them died before they realized it. Will they get the chance to be together in the afterlife?
49) Sirius and Harry are married and their life is perfect. Except that their best friend, Remus Lupin, is slowly wasting away from loneliness. Will they put aside their hatred for Severus Snape to make the werewolf happy?
50) Lupin and Snape are captured, and it's just prior to the full moon. Instead of simply killing them, Voldemort has they locked up together, knowing that when Lupin transforms he will tear Snape to shreds, and then probably go mad from guilt. Rescue seems unlikely, but Lupin knows there is one thing that could save Snape: a werewolf would never harm its mate. The trouble is, not only must they have sex, but becoming a werewolf's mate means you must stay with them for life. Will Snape think death is a better option?
51) Lupin finds out that in a moment of madness brought on by having been cooped up in the house for so long, Sirius had sex with Snape. Now Snape is having the baby that should rightfully have been Lupin and Sirius'.
53) Snape desperately wants Lupin, and he knows Lupin would agree to be with him if he just asked. But Snape has not asked. Why? Because Remus Lupin is the guardian of Harry Potter.
54) Soon after OotP, Lupin is pregnant. Though he wants nothing more than to keep his child, he is forced to conclude that the best thing he can do is have an abortion. He goes to Snape, but Snape is disgusted by the very idea. Does Snape have an alternate solution to Lupin's problem?
56) When a werewolf loses his mate, madness and death can follow, unless the werewolf finds another mate. Snape knows that the side of Light cannot afford another loss at such a critical time in the war.
57) Snape and Lupin slowly ease into a relationship. Their love is soon tested when they must decide whether to become guardians of Harry and Draco.
58) Unknown to all, Snape has saved Sirius. Sirius is in a coma (or just really ill), and kept down in Snape's dungeons. Snape had every intention of telling Lupin, but that was before Lupin began showing an interest in him. Snape knows Sirius would put a quick stop to any possible love between them.
59) Snape must get married. Lupin volunteers.
60) Lupin is pregnant and because of his curse the pregnancy is very high-risk. He needs 24/7 care. Because Snape's cover was blown, he is the only one with the time to take care of Lupin.
61) Even more laws and regulations are made against werewolves, and Lupin's life is in danger. The only way to ensure his safety is to have him marry someone.
64) James was too late and Remus managed to bite Severus that night at the Shrieking Shack. How would it affect them as the relationship between them is irrevocably changed? A chance to see protective Wolf and resentful Sev!
65) Remus is somehow given a chance to relive his schooldays (like a trip back in time or a look into Sev's pensive, etc.) and sees from a different prospective how cruel the Marauders treated Severus. Now he plans to clear the air once and for all.
68) Remus catches Severus attempting suicide. How will he convince him to live again?
75) Severus and Remus are going on vacation - a muggle vacation. Including muggle transportation, shorts and Hawaiian shirts.
77) Remus can't deal with Sirius' death and casts an oblivion spell on himself to get some rest. But it is stronger than planned - he forgets basically everything about his past. Dumbledore sends a reluctant Severus to "baby-sit" him.
83) Snape and Lupin each (separately) make a decision to adopt a child. And they're both stubbornly determined to adopt *the same* child.
85) Lupin is kidnapped by Death Eaters. Snape blows his cover to save him. Dumbledore is angry. Lupin can't believe how badly Snape is being treated.
86) Knowing what it's like to lose a mate, Lupin agrees to help save Snape's lover, Lucius Malfoy. He is only able to achieve this by allowing himself to be bound to both men. At first, no one is very happy with the arrangement, but that's before long-hidden secrets come to light.
91) When Snape falls gravely ill, Remus realizes just how few people care, and it makes him all the more determined to make friends with Snape.
93) Snape is unable to sleep, and even the strongest potions do not help. By accident, he finds out that sleeping next to Remus means he can get a full night's sleep.
94) Dumbledore forces Harry, Snape, and Remus to go into hiding together. After months in isolation, Remus and Snape are horrified to realize that they're both starting to think about Harry in a sexual way. They realize that they need a release for their frustrations, before one or both of them does something unforgivable.
95) Remus finds out just how far James took his hatred of Snape, and finally understands why Snape will never let go of his grudge. He is also determined to convince Snape that he had not known what James did, and that he had not participated in any way.
96) After an accident, both Snape and Remus find themselves stuck in their teenage bodies. Runaway hormones and klutziness included.
100) Remus wants a child, but is reluctant to say so because he's convinced Snape hates kids.
103) Remus and Snape are linked by their dreams.
105) Remus finds out that because Snape owed James a life debt, James had a right to force Snape to do whatever he wanted. What James wanted was for Snape to make a vow to never reveal his feelings toward Remus. Is there any way to safely break the oath Snape was forced to make?
108) It becomes unsafe for Remus Lupin to leave number 12, Grimmauld place, and Severus Snape is conscripted into bringing him supplies and Wolfsbane Potion. Over time, Remus's 'wolf' begins to regard Severus as his pack leader. One day, Severus is shocked when Remus obeys a sarcastic order.
111) Lupin is convinced he will never love again, but he enters a sexual relationship with Snape.
117) They have been together for a while, and a wedding is planned. One backs out at the last moment.
119) One begins to see visions of the other.
120) One is convinced the other is spying on him / stalking him.
121) The two know that someone is trying to play matchmaker and get them together. They are determined to resist, even if it means joining forces.
128) One lies in a coma. The other talks to him, not knowing he can hear.
131) Problems arise when one brings home a puppy.
132) Lupin decides to search for a suitable partner. How long before he thinks of Snape?
133) Snape decides to search for a suitable partner. He does so very systematically and unemotionally. Then, with similar cold logic, he sets out to win his man.
136) Lupin is in an abusive relationship because he doesn't think anyone else would want him. Snape finds out about it.
140) Lupin accuses Snape of holding a grudge for a "silly schoolboy prank" once too often. Snape decides to show Lupin just how awful the Marauders really were.
142) In a nod to the Anita Blake universe, Severus is a Master Vampire. Remus is his beast to call. Sirius or Lucius (or both) could help (or hinder) the relationship.
144) Snape's a popular Slytherin...who's also a vampire. Remus is a lonely Gryffindor with a crush. Malfoy uses that crush to lure Remus to Snape's rooms… while Snape is having 'dinner'.
145) Ever since his change into a vampire, Severus can't 'get it up'....that is, until the night he accidentally drinks some of Remus the Werewolf's blood.
146) Crossover story: Lupin gets a tutor to learn how to be a werewolf. It is Oz from 'Buffy'. Snape gets jealous. (After season 7 from Buffy, Oz is together with Willow again)
147) Maurder's time: everybody loves Remus, 'course he is so sweet, sexy, nice, intelligent, calm but he has also an inner wildness..., even Slytherins like Malfoy find him attractive. Everybody but one - Severus. Really?
148) Remus is turned into a woman with little or no chance to be turned back. How will he cope as a beautiful woman. How will his students react, how his colleagues, how will Severus?
149) Crossover: Lupin and Snape visit the Buffy and Angel Universe. A world where, in theory, everybody can use wandless magic. What will they learn, how will they go back home? (Buffy a little AU, with Oz, so Lupin will get to know a different kind of werewolf)
150) Sixth year. Lupin teaches DADA again. He and Snape are together. Lupin gets pregnant and has babies or puppies. The family must survive a war, Voldemort, classes, Draco as a baby-sitter, grandpa Albus, a visiting Sirius, Molly Weasley and her clan and solve the question about who is involved with who: Harry with Hermione or Ron, Ron with Harry or Hermione, Hermione with one of the boys, or all three together?
151) Remus and Severus meet Batman and Nightwing. (and maybe a few of other DC heroes like the JLA, JSA... and/or magicians from DC)
153) Snape does something bad, something which infuriates Dumbledore. Deciding that the potions master must be seriously punished to teach him a lesson, Dumbledore uses magic to make Snape serve Lupin for a year as his slave.
155) While on a mission for Dumbledore, Remus finds the journals of Salazar Slytherin. They tell the real story of why he left Hogwarts, and it's not what everyone thinks. Remus (maybe) realizes the Sorting Hat wanted to put him and Harry in Slytherin for the Original Reasons (clever and cunning protectors, ruthless survivors) not because they were tainted with darkness. Reading Salazar's journals (also?) give Remus a different view of Snape… and it's one that makes all the difference to their (lack of?) relationship.
156) Blind, not dead ... yet challenge.
An accident during class causes permanent blindness for Severus. Unable to accept this Severus withdraws into himself. Remus turns out to be the only one able to get Severus out of his depression. MUST HAVE Severus ending up as head of a small potion's company, doing what he likes best, inventing potions.
158) Because of an external curse, Snape's mind is inside Lupin's body during a full moon night and feels everything Remus usually feels during that night . After that he starts to see things in a very different way.
159) Lupin is finally cured, but he's like an empty shell without the wolf. Snape has to intervene before the depression boards into a suicide wish.
160) Accidentally Snape turns into a werewolf and discovers he can't help but take a submissive role when he's with the alpha male of his pack: Remus Lupin.
164) The couple is offered a gift of immortality.
165) It doesn't take a genius to know that Remus/Snape is in love with the other one. Does it?
166) Harry and Sirius are worse than Molly Weasley when it comes to planning Remus' wedding day...
167) Remus is oblivious of how gay men can have sex.
169) Remus/Severus is not so well endowed as everyone thinks. (credit to Isis' drabble for this bunny)
170) A cure of lycanthropy is found, but it will make Remus impotent.
171) Because of what he is, Remus Lupin can not carry or father children.
172) Severus and Remus discuss love and families while cuddling with their youngest grandchildren as they watch Harry [who has just announced that he is pregnant...AGAIN] and his husband round up their older children.
173) Severus is missing at the end of the Second War and presumed dead. He returns a year later. NC-17?
177) Remus decided a long time ago that Snape's life was worth more than his because of Snape's work for the Order.
178) One has no choice but to put the other under the Imperius Curse.
179) Did anybody ever wonder why there are no female werewolves? So, Remus is a woman for three days every month, but she is not the calm, restrained Remus we all love. And yes she is also beautiful.(like Kylie Minogue ;) in my mind)
180) Severus thinks Lupin is cheating on him....WITH AN ELF???(might be light LOTR crossover, but could be anybody else: like Hagrid, Dumbledore, Tongs, Oz(BtVS),....)
183) Remus can see dead people. (Like in “The Sixth Sense” with Bruce Willis).
186) A potions accident during class turns the 'golden trio' into much younger children. So Remus and Severus have to look after them for the next two months, and we know how much Snape 'loves' our three heroes. BTW - the three are NOT 'good children' but they love their Dada Wuf. (Daddy Wolf/Remus)
190) SS as the new Dark Lord, takes RL as his consort.
197) Lupin is at a loss now that Sirius is dead. Wolves aren't meant to be alone so he knows that the wolf in him will demand that he take a mate. His heart tells him that Snape is the one, since even as a youth that was who it originally wanted. (You decide why he didn't try to seduce him then). Now he has the unenviable task of trying to seduce Snape when the man still hates/fears him. What will be the Order's reaction when it's obvious to them what Lupin is up to? You can complicate it by making Harry have a crush on Snape at the same time but it isn't necessary.
198) Severus is a very uptight, sexually repressed man. The only way he can find release and enjoy sex is by being dominated. He joins a sex club, and (under guise of polyjuice or a charm) is passed from dom to dom, defiled for their pleasure and loving every second of it. Remus also joins the club and learns Snape's true identity. He has his way with Sev and greatly enjoys the experience. The end is up to you. Would be interesting to see news of Sev's nocturnal activities 'leak' out for discussion in the staffroom. ;D
200) A group of potions masters lands at Hogwarts for a convention or something. Snape is among his own peers now. What rivalries or friendships will be revealed? Why do all potions masters have greasy hair? How much would they love to get their hands on some werewolf blood? Could anyone else put up with Longbottom's disasters in potions classes? Opportunities for humor in this challenge, I hope!
201) For whatever reason, Lupin decides to go undercover to either monitor Snape's behavior or find out more about Snape. He does this by impersonating a student, house-elf, animal, inanimate object, or whatever.
202) Snape and Lupin are de-aged and must attend Hogwarts as students again.
206) Snape and Lupin are together. Snape is convinced that Lupin would leave him if he had other options.
207) One of them is getting married. The other only now figures out that he's in love! Can he stop the wedding?
208) Snape, being a Slytherin, doesn't hesitate to force Lupin into a relationship by whatever means he has available to him.
210) Either Snape or Lupin is hexed and turned into some sort of object (can be anything from a candlestick to a teacup). The other one (unknowingly) takes the object.
212) Snape and Lupin are keeping their relationship a secret. One morning the paper arrives, and there it is, on the front page, in painful detail.
213) Snape forces a student/students to get Lupin to fall for him.
214) Sirius is still alive, but no one can see or hear him. He wanders around for months (or years) without finding anyone who can help him. Then he runs into Snape. Not only can Snape see and/or hear him, but Snape is willing to help him. For a price. Snape wants Lupin, and he wants Sirius to make it happen.
219) After the war ends, Snape decides it is high time he took a relaxing vacation away from the nasty brats and annoying co-workers and his drab life in general. He spends all his savings on the perfect summer getaway. Dumbledore approves whole-heatedly... and then wrangles Snape into taking Remus with him.
221) Snape and Remus as the parents in a retelling of 'Swiss Family Robinson' with Harry as one of the three children (add whomever else you want) and Draco as the rescued pirate (Death Eater?) captive.
223) A new law is passed. Werewolves are prohibited from any sexual contact.
224) The end of the war brings on an era of extreme conservatism as well as a huge increase in bigotry and fear of those who are different. Anyone who is in any way dark is forcibly stripped of their magic. Write about Snape and Lupin either being stripped of their magic or attempting to escape this terrible fate.
229) Albus Dumbledore is evil. He is not above killing someone who resists being manipulated or becomes a liability. Of course, no one has ever suspected this. Then, Snape and Lupin come across indisputable evidence of Dumbledore's crimes.
232) Lupin doesn't know that Snape has had his baby. Then, Snape hires Lupin as a servant or nanny, without telling him the truth about the baby.
233) Lupin has reached the end of his resources. Though his pride is hurting, he is forced to sell himself into servitude. Imagine his additional humiliation when it is Snape who engages him.
234) Remus has arrived to begin teaching at Hogwarts, just as Harry Potter begins his FIRST year. (Philosopher's Stone.) Hopes to mend fences with Snape, and to go further than friendship are threatened by the sudden presence of his old friend, James Potter, who was not there the night Voldemort killed his wife and attacked his son. James has finally returned to the wizarding world after keeping Harry away from it for 10 years. Suddenly James is around a lot for Parent's nights, Quidditch matches, Christmas and teas with Dumbledore, playing 'Stag and hunter' with Hagrid, and his attitude towards Snape, the former death eater, has not improved. Will this arrogant and paranoid old friend cost Remus love?
235) Getting married is almost never a piece of cake, but since Snape and Lupin had kept their relationship quiet, it promises to be especially difficult to win the acceptance and blessings of their friends and colleagues. Even those who do accept them meddle terribly in their wish for a simple, quiet ceremony.
237) The quiet, fiercely loyal Remus could never commit an adultery. Or could he? Sirius thinks so. Although he never gets proof of the supposed affair between his husband and Severus Snape, his suspicions lead them to a divorce. It isn't until the hurt and insulted werewolf - who had never cheated on Sirius - turns to Snape for comfort that Sirius notices just how wrong he was...
238) There's only one person who may ever call Severus 'Sev': His beloved Remus.
239) Three years, Sirius has been in coma. Three years, Remus has been loyal - until one night, almost driven mad with loneliness, he sleeps with one Severus Snape. A week later, Sirius wakes up, but the worst has already happened - one of the two, Remus or Severus, is pregnant from their one-night affair, and is not going to abort.
240)One of the two, Remus or Severus, is pregnant to the other. How this is, neither of them knows, since they've never slept together... Or have they?
241) A madman turns a wizarding babytoy company's products into dangerous traps. Seventy-three kids and babies are dead, one hundred and twenty-four more or less severely injured. Unfortunately for the madman, one of the young victims happened to be Remus and Severus Snape's only child, the two years old Anne-Marie. And the furious parents won't give up before the guilty person has got what he deserves.
242) Dumbledore is homophobic. Remus and Severus suffer the consequences.
243) AU. Remus is a whore. Severus is a drug dealer. Sirius is a serial killer on run - or is he?
246) When Snape is temporarily de-aged, no one but soft-hearted Lupin is willing to take care of him. While caring for the five-year-old, Lupin learns things about Snape's past that bring him to see the man in a different light.
248) Snape and/or Lupin's diary. In the style of Bridgett Jones. (SP?)
250) HBO gave us Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda. Substitute them with Harry Potter characters and let the intimate details fly. Note: You need either Snape or Lupin, but not necessarily both. That way they can talk freely about the other. :)
251) Draco and Harry are in a secret relationship, but Snape and Remus are sabotaging it at every turn (not on purpose, since they don't know about it, but just with their inability to get along and their House prejudices). Draco and Harry decide that the only way they'll get any peace is if they get Snape and Remus together.

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June 2nd, 2009

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