248) Snape and/or Lupin's diary. In the style of Bridgett Jones. (SP?)
Remus Lupin's Diary
Calories: 2300, alcohol units: 18, cigarettes: 28, heads bitten off while in werewolf form: 4
Sirius's party last night. Drank vat of Chardonnay and ended up going home for top shag with Snape. V. V. bloody good once he got my vast control knickers off me.
Later he said "Lupin. Fancy a mini-break to Paris this weekend?"
"Noooo, Shnape," I slurred. "You are an emotional fuckwit and I deserve better."
Am back at flat, alone. Why did I have to read Werewolves Who Love Too Much before I went to party? Will end up single, childless, half-eaten by Hippogriffs.
Ooh, Sirius called. Do I want to go for lunch at the Leaky Cauldron with the rest of the boys? Hurrah!
~ fullmoonjane @ LJ |
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