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Subject:Harmonians - still in denial
Time:01:01 pm
I will NOT marry a Weasley and Heaven sent by broomstick flyer
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[info]indis_earfalas
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Time:2009-06-05 09:34 am (UTC)
Why do I read this shit? The first one was OK for a giggle ... but that second one? Maybe its just the mood I'm in today, but it just sits badly with me for SO MANY reasons.
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[info]pathology_doc
Subject:IMHO...
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Time:2009-06-05 10:43 am (UTC)
"I Will Not Marry a Weasley" is clearly a parody. It rapes the Fourth Wall far too often and too blatantly to be serious.

"Heaven Sent?" Well, my most generous interpretation is that they were trying for parody but missed, and it's ended up looking like it was played straight. My favoured interpretation is that it's what it is on the surface, i.e. just a godawful batshit-Harmonian fic (which would still be godawful even if the Harmonians had been right).
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[info]esclaramonde
Subject:Re: IMHO...
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Time:2009-06-05 07:55 pm (UTC)
Is the author a troll, do you think? All of the fics are OTT Harmonian ridiculousness. Erotic dreams, love potions, epilogue-fixes, gluttonous Ron, etc.
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[info]pathology_doc
Subject:Re: IMHO...
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Time:2009-06-05 10:41 pm (UTC)
That's what puzzled me. The two fics are just completely different in tone; the first parodies Harmonian batshittery while the second (and from what you've said, others too) revels in it. I'm beginning to wonder if the first one happens to be "parodically good", as it were, completely by accident.
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[info]ikabod
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Time:2009-06-05 12:11 pm (UTC)
That first one was clearly attempting to be funny, but it failed horribly. Maybe that passes for humor among Harmonians?
Eh, here's a macro at least:
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[info]veleda_k
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Time:2009-06-05 10:17 pm (UTC)
I really want to know the story behind that macro.
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[info]ikabod
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Time:2009-06-05 12:19 pm (UTC)
A change of scene and a beaten Harry James Potter appeared out of no where in front of the huge crowd desperately clinging to the body of Cedric Diggory, and as Dumbledore tried to help Harry, Hermione heard Harry’s thoughts.

‘Hermione help me’ repeated over and over in his head until he realised he had made it back to the school.


{snort} LOL. Wut.
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[info]nam_jai
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Time:2009-06-05 02:56 pm (UTC)
From the "parody":

“Look Potter if you aren’t going to do like the author says then I am most definitely not going to die, so there,” chimed in the effeminate voice of Voldemort “I mean it would be just so unfair, wormtail and I could be so happy together, isn’t that right Peter.”

“Yes Tommy dear, quite right,” Wormtail replied waving a rather limp wristed hand at Voldemort and blowing him a kiss.


Oh boy, random homophobic stereotypes. Ha ... ha?
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[info]ikabod
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Time:2009-06-05 04:30 pm (UTC)
To me, the biggest crime is that it's just not funny.
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[info]quietladybirman
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Time:2009-06-05 06:15 pm (UTC)
"HI, I'M VOLDEMORT AND THIS IS MY FRIEND PETER."

... okay, so it's just me who gets that. Anyway, I'm glad I didn't find that funny and I can tell I probably wouldn't much like anyone who did. So there.
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[info]mcity
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Time:2009-06-05 10:42 pm (UTC)
“Look Potter if you aren’t going to do like the author says then I am most definitely not going to die, so there,” chimed in the effeminate voice of Voldemort “I mean it would be just so unfair, wormtail and I could be so happy together, isn’t that right Peter.”
OW.

Now if any of you can tell me where I once hugged or kissed Ron other than that one silly mistake on the occasion toward the end please do, because I sure don’t remember it.
I can't remember it, either. But I do recall Harry kissing Ginny, and spending a good deal of time taking walks with her in the garden.

“Yes well it doesn’t actually say so in so many words... but the epilogue definitely infers it. I mean you have to be blind to miss that,” Ginny replied triumphantly.
Oh, just out and say "delusional", won't you?

Disclaimer, Sad to say I do not own any of the Harry Potter universe, it all belongs to J. K. Rowling.
What a shame.
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[info]lakme
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Time:2009-06-11 03:40 am (UTC)
It's funny because Voldemort is gay! Ha ha ha ha... ha.
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[info]quantumreality
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Time:2009-06-06 02:33 am (UTC)
*sigh* they excel at such srs bsns, don't they?
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