“Look Potter if you aren’t going to do like the author says then I am most definitely not going to die, so there,” chimed in the effeminate voice of Voldemort “I mean it would be just so unfair, wormtail and I could be so happy together, isn’t that right Peter.”

“Yes Tommy dear, quite right,” Wormtail replied waving a rather limp wristed hand at Voldemort and blowing him a kiss.